Manchester United 0:3 Tottenham Hotspur

kouroux · Sep 29, 2024

Pound for pound, we are the worst team in the PL

sdb4884 · Sep 29, 2024

Probably should be 3 down already.

Bastian · Sep 29, 2024

Grim.

RedIan · Sep 29, 2024

Hard to see what are plan is. Spurs over running us.

Superunknown · Sep 29, 2024

Fecking hell, that defending for their chance which hit the post was shocking. They're walking through us. Not just the centre of the pitch, but out on the wings, too. We're getting outplayed everywhere.

Jacko21 · Sep 29, 2024

Playing at Old Trafford is supposed to be an advantage…

Robbie Boy · Sep 29, 2024

sullydnl said:

He needs to go ASAP.

bosskeano · Sep 29, 2024

Do they even practice defending?

#07 · Sep 29, 2024

We are a strange team. It's like we go as slowly as possible up the field and then rush like mad in the final third. It's odd. Everything seems robotic and then AHHH.

mav_9me · Sep 29, 2024

This is unbelievable. We are trying to counter attack yet we are the ones getting countered. If that doesn't tell you about our work rate....

JPRouve · Sep 29, 2024

pjaya said:
Almost 2
Frankly I doubt we will come back

I have my doubts but Spurs aren't solid at all. If we can't make anything out of it then in my opinion it's a huge red flag.

Andycoleno9 · Sep 29, 2024

IF we lose easily, he is gone i think.

Hester_manc · Sep 29, 2024

De Ligt is terrible for us, and Zirkzee too

ForeverRed1 · Sep 29, 2024

De ligt has looked out of his depth so far tbh

ha_rooney · Sep 29, 2024

Got to score

Jock Steins Boots · Sep 29, 2024

Spurs always have a man spare on Uniteds left, what's going on? 4 times that's happened, including the goal.

ShinjiNinja26 · Sep 29, 2024

How much longer are INEOS going to persist with this shite?

devilish · Sep 29, 2024

Our full backs are played too high

Blood Mage · Sep 29, 2024

We don't have brilliant players but they are better than this wank coach and wank system makes them look. Ipswich play better football than us.

amolbhatia50k · Sep 29, 2024

Ten Hag just isn’t good enough. Third season and this is the wank football he serves up.

P-Nut · Sep 29, 2024

2 man midfield said:
The only redeeming quality with this is that he wouldn’t pick Rashford

He's been the only player in red looking slightly dangerous.

ThinkTank@Cafe · Sep 29, 2024

that press fail chain reaction is destroying us

NewGlory · Sep 29, 2024

I am disgusted

United didn't come to play today. This is absolutely embarrassing shit

CannibalSpectre · Sep 29, 2024

De Ligt is too overzealous and is getting undone with his aggression high up the field

Sylar · Sep 29, 2024

Irrational. said:
Brennan Johnson looked like dogshit vs Arsenal but looks like prime Dele Alli against us.

Cos arsenal are better than us

Widow · Sep 29, 2024

Can't score, won't score

Alemar · Sep 29, 2024

CannibalSpectre said:
I wonder when the needle will drop and play the tune of realization that Dalot is a bang average fullback

Probably as soon as we get at least one LB back and fit

Garethw · Sep 29, 2024

Another shocking performance.

I certainly don’t think it would happen, but this is relegation form.

Ish · Sep 29, 2024

afrocentricity said:
Bleak ain't it?

Lost my patience with EtH in all honesty.

Unlucky zirkzee.

Dudu · Sep 29, 2024

Damnit. Thought Zirks scored there.

kidbob · Sep 29, 2024

So all our players smoke 40 a day or something, how are we some much slower and less fit than every other side

JeffFromHK · Sep 29, 2024

zirkzee's shot power is always too low

mitchmouse · Sep 29, 2024

and the manager doesn't think we need a no.9...

Ceteris · Sep 29, 2024

Is the manager waiting for it to be 3 nil before he fecking makes any changes??

kouroux · Sep 29, 2024

Great save Vicario

NoLogo · Sep 29, 2024

Couldn't complain if we were 0-3 down at this point.

vanrooney · Sep 29, 2024

There is no confidence in this team right now. There is enough room on the counter if played precisely. We are not out of this game yet

The_Midfielder · Sep 29, 2024

Blood Mage said:
We don't have brilliant players but they are better than this wank coach and wank system makes them look. Ipswich play better football than us.

This

DJ_21 · Sep 29, 2024

Most of Zirkzee shots for us have been them stretched type ones

Bobski · Sep 29, 2024

RedIan said:
Hard to see what are plan is. Spurs over running us.

Same as it has been for the last 2 years, win it and hit it in behind, sophisticated.

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