Manchester United 1:6 Tottenham Hotspur

Bobcat · Oct 4, 2020

The most disgusting half of football i have ever seen.

1st goal: Just clear the fecking ball
2nd goal: Cheeky by Spurs, but wake the feck up
3rd goal: Ideally you should not pass to someone at the edge of your own box when he is marked by two players
4th: Just maybe Shaw could actually do his job and just maybe De Gea should keep his near post safe there

Never mind the red card. We only have ourselves to thank here

freddie the red · Oct 4, 2020

LARulz said:
What did Evra say?

"Its a catastrophe"

My only Eric · Oct 4, 2020

Ole please stop playing Pogba as a DM..
Please.

0le · Oct 4, 2020

Hopefully it doesn't get into double digits.

r0663664 · Oct 4, 2020

Pogba keeps losing the ball and Matic is too slow to clean up. That's why he needs Kante, not Matic

pseudo_canadian · Oct 4, 2020

Don’t even know where to start with this team.

Can we sign a demolition crew before the transfer deadline and just blow everything up?

JTW95 · Oct 4, 2020

Slevs said:
Sorry mate but Smalling is better than Bailly and Lindelof combined.

I agree.

Ranchero · Oct 4, 2020

NoLogo said:
Evra pretty much saying what most fans think.

He hasn't commented on it.

Halftrack · Oct 4, 2020

Toblerone92 said:
You just know that instead of the hairdryer the team deserves at half time, they'll get the soft encouraging words of Ole, telling them that they've tried hard and to remain positive.

That's not what Ole's like at all, though.

McGrathsipan · Oct 4, 2020

Wednesday at Stoke said:
feck that mop headed lizard looking shit.

???

Hester_manc · Oct 4, 2020

MUM said:
Why, after a red card, did they not also get a penalty? We have been robbed with that incident.

Lamala made a freekick before Martial decided to hit him back.

glazed · Oct 4, 2020

Zlatan 7 said:
Would sancho have changed that today?
Pointless unfunny comment but nice try

Gee thanks. You sound nice.

Sancho isn't the solution. Sacking Ole isn't the solutiion. Sacking Ed isn't even the solution.

The only solution is when the moron fanbase stops eating sh1t for a living, gets red pilled and stops giving money to the Glazers.

Swearing Budgie · Oct 4, 2020

Ranchero said:
Lack of organisation and coaching is down to the manager, I hate to say. Our defensive set up is made up as we go along.

Totally this.

It IS down to the manager and the coaching staff. The lack of fitness and the lack of coherent tactics.

The 11 players that started are good enough to beat most teams in the Prem yet they are regularly made to look shit.

IAmAWinner · Oct 4, 2020

Solskjaer shouldn't survive this.

elmo · Oct 4, 2020

RedorDead21 said:
That's harsh he's clearly like others going to get better when he's fitter.

His rubbish antics off the pitch with his brother and agent coupled with his inconsistent performance despite almost starting every damn game he's available.

We don't need a player who can play 9/10 for 2 games out of every 10 games and go 3/10 for the rest of the games, that's the kind of player he is despite supposedly being in his prime.

We're basically handicapped every single time he doesn't play well, which is very often throughout the season, he's a luxury signing for a top team, this team we have out there isn't one.

MUM · Oct 4, 2020

LARulz said:
What did Evra say?

He's going to need medical assistance with this shower of shite today. He's really down, as we all are.

pratyush_utd · Oct 4, 2020

Bobcat said:
The most disgusting half of football i have ever seen.

1st goal: Just clear the fecking ball
2nd goal: Cheeky by Spurs, but wake the feck up
3rd goal: Ideally you should not pass to someone at the edge of your own box when he is marked by two players
4th: Just maybe Shaw could actually do his job and just maybe De Gea should keep his near post safe there

Never mind the red card. We only have ourselves to thank here

None of those are because we are down to 10. Says a lot really

United Hobbit · Oct 4, 2020

Ole needs a rocket launcher rather than hair dryer. But does he have the "nasty" streak in him?

Has he lost the dressing room?

Alemar · Oct 4, 2020

el diablorojo said:
Patrice Evra

What is he saying?

kiristao · Oct 4, 2020

Inigo Montoya said:
Not the point though! Lack of discipline by TM has cost us.
It was only 2-1 FFS!

Maguire, Bailly and the ref having a shocker have cost us the game. No doubt Martial was stupid but our CBs had already gifted them 2 goals and then went on to gift one more.

sammsky1 · Oct 4, 2020

Inigo Montoya said:
Martial wasn’t clever enough to go down, Lamela was

Yep. That’s the mistake. But how pathetic is it that football has reached this level of cheating, especially when VAR is meant to resolve such things.

how lamela also doesn’t get sent off has completely ruined VAR credibility. The game is getting totally ruined with new rules and technologies

Adcuth · Oct 4, 2020

12OunceEpilogue said:
Typo I'm guessing. You're absolutely right, you'd bollock schoolboys for doing that.

Holy fecking shit we're so bad at the back.

TheRedHearted said:
Can someone please break sons ankles for that dance on the fourth goal. Please please. Not in a goal scoring position but if i was on the pitch I would gladly break his leg

Can someone break yours

Walters_19_MuFc · Oct 4, 2020

Said the same thing against Palace. People can talk about transfers all they fecking want. The team out there today should be doing better.

Having started well and taken the lead, we should have been looking to slow the game down and control it. An error from Maguire, which is becoming somewhat of a weekly occurrence, let Spurs back into it.

From there, that was the start of errors to come, and as a result, we conceded another three. Its absolutely pathetic.

That said, I look at how vulnerable we looked in the full back areas last week, with Brightons wing backs have so much space out wide, and thats completely what Spurs and Jose have done with Aurier and Reguilon.

I've been full of praise for Ole, but begs the question as to what we worked on during the week to nullify the attacking threat of Spurs' full backs.

John Keiler · Oct 4, 2020

LARulz said:
What did Evra say?

I think he is keeping quiet for fear of getting banned

Adam-Utd · Oct 4, 2020

VorZakone said:
And then people complain if a player falls down, calling them a disgrace and insert Neymar falling memes. You simply have to, otherwise the ref just doesn't care enough.

Exactly. Ole probably installs the mentality of don’t be a pussy into the players but if you do that you get taken for a ride. That was peak mourinho tactics and we’ve fallen for it hook like and sinker.

2-1 down it was still possible but with a red also we are toast now. That has pissed me off more than the goals, we’ve been cheated and there’s nothing you can do about it. Furious.

JPRouve · Oct 4, 2020

Red Devil 26 said:
This performance, particularly from our back line and midfield has nothing to do with Woodward. Matic - Pogba doesn't have enough mobility or awareness of danger to play as a 2. Further excarberated by Fernandes playing so high up the pitch.

And I don't know where to begin with the examination of our back like. 200 million pound worth of duds.

And today that it's not even the problem, Tottenham has been able to bypass the midfield because our back four is never in position and Spurs just launch the ball from their box to our last third. The lack of pressing by the attackers doesn't help though.

Richter · Oct 4, 2020

I can't remember seeing a bigger mess in all my years as United fan I don't know what to say...

100 · Oct 4, 2020

MikeUpNorth said:
At first I was angry, then I just started laughing.

Is Maguire the worst United signing ever, pound for pound?

Yes.

DomesticTadpole · Oct 4, 2020

Tapori said:
Back Ole or see this cycle repeat.

Ed has relied to long on fans being divided over the manager. This is on Ed. Spirit is a massive thing and when the players do not see timely additions they know they are not being backed.

Ed Woodward is a bell.

It's alright say back Ole, I get that, but it is no good if he is not a good coach. You will just have an even more expensive mess of a team.

Inigo Montoya · Oct 4, 2020

MrSingh2002 said:
Atm a win win might be panic signing a centre back and Sancho tonight....

If Ole can't win after that then Poch has a nice squad to start with.

The stupid thing is that we could have had Gabriel but no.... Woody knows best

lex talionis · Oct 4, 2020

Random Task said:
Nobody else feeling a second-half comeback like in the old days?

Not a chance. We have decent talent, but we lack players with the kind of character needed to overcome a side like Tottenham, who on paper shouldn’t be a side capable of dominating us.

Ranchero · Oct 4, 2020

JTW95 said:
I agree.

Yup, I have made this point before. There is no way that Smalling should be leaving our club when you see what we have. Yet we will conspire to lose him for buttons.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Oct 4, 2020

Great, Souness is sticking up for us (Lamela).

NOW I'm worried

Pav1878 · Oct 4, 2020

Amerifan said:
You must be new around here. Anything bad that happens is indicative of fundamental flaws at every level of the organization that can only be solved by sacking everyone.

This game is a disaster, no question. But it hardly means our guys are relegation fodder.

And if your idea of success is simply avoiding being relegation fodder you must be new too

SuperiorXI · Oct 4, 2020

Salus Populi Suprema Lex said:
Sack the board. That's where we are. Chase them out.

Who's gonna sack the board?

ooeat0meoo · Oct 4, 2020

Commentators are saying that was the worst half every by a United side. Time to listen to music, again. *Yikes*

HowYouDoin · Oct 4, 2020

Baneofthegame said:
I’m at work so haven’t been able to see this massacre, can a level headed person tell me what’s happened?

We made too many mistakes defensively, Spurs look threatening every time theyre in possession and they probably should have scored more than 4 even before Martial was sent off. Son had a 1 on 1 that he messed up, they had good chances. Martial's sending off was BS and Rashford also hit the post so that was our only real chance.
Anywho we look horrible. We could concede about 8 goals today.

freddie the red · Oct 4, 2020

Baneofthegame said:
I’m at work so haven’t been able to see this massacre, can a level headed person tell me what’s happened?

You got it, massacre!

Andycoleno9 · Oct 4, 2020

In the past, managers used to resign when things didn't work. Now, they never do that

bsCallout · Oct 4, 2020

rooney2009 said:
Terrible Team selection by the Manager
I hate this Manager(technically very naive)
He can’t keep making the same mistakes
There is no plan...Nothing
Playing Pogba and Bruno against the top teams will never work

Give over.

If there is one thing that is at fault it isnt the managers team selection.

90% would have chose that team.

His coaching isnt good enough and neither are the players but team selection isnt the issue here.

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