FA Premier League

Manchester United 3:0 Stoke City

Old Trafford

Kick-off
Tue, 2 February 2016 @ 8:00pm GMT
Status

Closed

Discussion Your Lineup Prediction

  • Status
    Not open for further replies.
    wiz4231 said:
    Absolute bollocks, Fellaini starting again and only because of his height, fits the profile BS, yes we lost against the saints but that was not because we took Fellaini off and lost height because of it, it was LVG shite choice of sub and poor marking. For that McMare error we fans are being punished having to watch Fellaini every game. Just feck off LVG and leave UTD, fecking old ball bag. Why the feck is Lingard still in the squad, he's useless how long do we have to keep enduring this bollock, why is there because we can switch to 352 from 433 if we have to, I hate UTD right now and can stand it no more. #LVGFECKOFF
    Click to expand...

    Geewiz! :eek:
     
    Reckless Full Back said:
    He's only been out for a week or so. You don't lose your fitness that fast.
    Click to expand...

    You're right regarding Darmian, but I stand by what I said regarding past injuries. LvG has his favourites, they get a better treatment.
     
    Stoke have lost more league games to United than any other team.

    We're gonna get hammered, then.
     
    I can't wait to see our new star signing "Pan-European Beef Jerky Sponsor" get a few minutes tonight.
     
    At least Carrick is playing. One player in our side capable of creating from deep.
     
    Fellaini will be useful in this game , especially defensively at set pieces against these Match raising bruisers!

    [would be very grateful for a decent 'river' pm chaps!]
     
    Fellaini's been playing better than Morgan, but poor Carrick, tough night out there doing all the work in front of the CB's.
     
    Diouf can't start ahead of Crouch, is he that shit?
     
    Can't understand Lingard starting!
    He was really bad last game.
     
    It occurs to me that Fellaini is only in the team to do parts of Blind's job because Blind is too small to play at centreback, while Blind is in the team to do parts of Fellaini's job because Fellaini is so shite at passing. So we have two people who can't do their job in the team but it's ok because they're both only there to cover the other one.

    That's the kind of idiotic logic that goes through Van Gaal's brain and convinces itself it's genius rather than the thought process of a moron.
     
    noodlehair said:
    It occurs to me that Fellaini is only in the team to do parts of Blind's job because Blind is too small to play at centreback, while Blind is in the team to do parts of Fellaini's job because Fellaini is so shite at passing. So we have two people who can't do their job in the team but it's ok because they're both only there to cover the other one.

    That's the kind of idiotic logic that goes through Van Gaal's brain and convinces itself it's genius rather than the thought process of a moron.
    Click to expand...
    That's a good summing up.
     
    togg said:
    Stoke are a pretty physical team...I'm presuming that is why Fellaini is there
    Click to expand...
    They're really not the physical team they were. Still have an edge to them with Adam, Huth and Arnautovic, but this isn't the Stoke of old.
     
    noodlehair said:
    It occurs to me that Fellaini is only in the team to do parts of Blind's job because Blind is too small to play at centreback, while Blind is in the team to do parts of Fellaini's job because Fellaini is so shite at passing. So we have two people who can't do their job in the team but it's ok because they're both only there to cover the other one.

    That's the kind of idiotic logic that goes through Van Gaal's brain and convinces itself it's genius rather than the thought process of a moron.
    Click to expand...
    I fear that's spot on.
     
    noodlehair said:
    It occurs to me that Fellaini is only in the team to do parts of Blind's job because Blind is too small to play at centreback, while Blind is in the team to do parts of Fellaini's job because Fellaini is so shite at passing. So we have two people who can't do their job in the team but it's ok because they're both only there to cover the other one.

    That's the kind of idiotic logic that goes through Van Gaal's brain and convinces itself it's genius rather than the thought process of a moron.
    Click to expand...
    That's a pretty fair assessment.
     
    noodlehair said:
    It occurs to me that Fellaini is only in the team to do parts of Blind's job because Blind is too small to play at centreback, while Blind is in the team to do parts of Fellaini's job because Fellaini is so shite at passing. So we have two people who can't do their job in the team but it's ok because they're both only there to cover the other one.

    That's the kind of idiotic logic that goes through Van Gaal's brain and convinces itself it's genius rather than the thought process of a moron.
    Click to expand...

    fully agreed.
     
    Heavens have opened up in Manchester at the moment... Which might make the game better... Maybe... Hopefully?
     
    Status
    Not open for further replies.
Post-match discussion

Man of the Match

Anthony Martial image Anthony Martial 77% of 804 votes

Runners-up

Show more results

Player Ratings

7.1 Total Average Rating

Highest Rated Player

Lowest Rated Player

Compiled from 561 ratings.
Submit your ratings
View full results

Score Predictions

330,96,134
  • Man Utd win
  • Stoke win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 17% Man Utd 2:1 Stoke
  • 16% Man Utd 1:0 Stoke
  • 15% Man Utd 2:0 Stoke
  • 12% Man Utd 1:1 Stoke
  • 11% Man Utd 0:0 Stoke
  • 6% Man Utd 0:1 Stoke
  • 6% Man Utd 1:2 Stoke
  • 4% Man Utd 3:0 Stoke
  • 3% Man Utd 0:2 Stoke
  • 3% Man Utd 3:1 Stoke
  • 2% Man Utd 5:0 Stoke
  • 1% Man Utd 4:0 Stoke
  • 1% Man Utd 2:2 Stoke
  • 1% Man Utd 1:3 Stoke
  • 0% Man Utd 0:3 Stoke
  • 0% Man Utd 4:1 Stoke
  • 0% Man Utd 0:5 Stoke
  • 0% Man Utd 2:3 Stoke
  • 0% Man Utd 5:1 Stoke
  • 0% Man Utd 5:2 Stoke
  • 0% Man Utd 0:4 Stoke
  • 0% Man Utd 4:2 Stoke
Compiled from 560 predictions.
Show more results Score Predictions League Table

Match Stats

  1. Man Utd
  2. Stoke
Possession
47% 53%
Shots
15 10
Shots on Target
5 0
Corners
2 5
Fouls
13 13

Referee

Roger East

Man Utd Lineup

Substitutes

Lineup Predictions League Table View your Lineup Prediction