Manchester United 0:1 Southampton

Hed Zitin · Jan 23, 2016

What do they do in training?

Look like a Sunday league side. Zero quality in the entire side.

We can't transition the ball at all across the pitch.

pauldyson1uk · Jan 23, 2016

Di Maria's angel said:
I see a team being stabbed in the back, but very slowly. Death is inevitable. Why not speed it up?

no matter how you want to put it , wishing your team is just wrong.

SuperiorXI · Jan 23, 2016

Very loud boos, loudest I've heard at Old Trafford at half time

Smores · Jan 23, 2016

Just pathetic. There's absolutely nothing to our game.

vidic blood & sand · Jan 23, 2016

That performance wasn't Manénough

myttzeh · Jan 23, 2016

Cooksen said:
Just play a 4-3-3

Darmian - Smalling - Blind - CBJ
Schniderlin
Herera - Fellaini
Lingard - Rooney - Martial

LVG is making football more complex then it needs to be.

Why would you play Fellaini? Get Pereira or Januzaj in. Even fecking Varela would do a better job than Fellaini.

JonDahl · Jan 23, 2016

11 home games in a row without a first half goal.

goin4glory · Jan 23, 2016

Appalling. Lingard off immediately for Memphis. Pereira on for Fellaini and use Herrera/Schneiderlin as a mf 2.

DomesticTadpole · Jan 23, 2016

I am actually beginning to think that LvG doesn't give a toss anymore. That he is just putting the team out, doesn't care about what the tactics are and the players don't know what they are meant to do from one game to the next.

Godfather · Jan 23, 2016

Tbf to LvG half of this team shouldn't even start for us. Lingard, Fellaini, Darmian, Blind, CBJ, probably even Schneiderlin and Rooney are just not good enough atm.

Esquire · Jan 23, 2016

mancan92 said:
Probably the worst half of football Ive ever watched

Can't be worse than Norwich or Bournemouth. But hey, you have just given LVG a lifeline. LVG post match interview: "we played well, much improvement over Norwich and Bournemouth games, so don't doubt my philosophy, stupid".

Ole's_toe_poke · Jan 23, 2016

This just isn't good enough. 18 months down the line and his only tactic for attacking is hoofing it up to Rooney and Fellaini.

Stack · Jan 23, 2016

Even under Moyes we didnt create so little, thats an indication of just how bad we currently are

unchanged_lineup · Jan 23, 2016

9 goals in the second half then, folks?

Or nein goals...

Red Dreams · Jan 23, 2016

yeah. Januzaj to replace lindgard.

mitchmouse · Jan 23, 2016

I asked this before Christmas: anyone up for hiring a plane and a banner?!

ariel · Jan 23, 2016

getting to be ridiculous.
not only do we not shoot on target (or hardly at target) we now can't control the opponent's pressing game.

this is really bad football

Zoo · Jan 23, 2016

Why change the system for a home game, is he trying to be clever against his rival Koeman? He really doesn't help himself.

C'est Moi Cantona · Jan 23, 2016

So he gets a good result or a performance the fans want, then he reverts to the norm, he persists with it until the pressure ramps up again, when the pressure gets to breaking point he then gets them to play 'risky' attacking football again, and the process is repeated.... works every time.

prarek · Jan 23, 2016

Boooos all around :lol:

LazyRed-Ninja · Jan 23, 2016

'' i want to have some entertainment, what to do''

Siri : ''Shut your fecking stream off''

togg · Jan 23, 2016

Wonder if Rooney will have another rant......

sunama · Jan 23, 2016

Sp00ks11 said:
Silver lining, there is no way LVG will be here next year.

He may remain in charge next year...we don't know, yet.

Woodzy · Jan 23, 2016

LvG has the look of a man who doesn't understand why we are booing. I bet he was pleased with that.

DomesticTadpole · Jan 23, 2016

Sp00ks11 said:
Silver lining, there is no way LVG will be here next year.

I am definitely thinking that is the case.

Slevs · Jan 23, 2016

This is so fecking boring.

Antisocial · Jan 23, 2016

Well, erm... that wasn't great really, was it? Just trying to be positive

Dobba · Jan 23, 2016

Di Maria's angel said:
I see a team being stabbed in the back, but very slowly. Death is inevitable. Why not speed it up?

Are you Garth Marenghi?

Tom Van Persie · Jan 23, 2016

fecking awful

Garethw · Jan 23, 2016

Absolutely fecking dire.

Mibabalou · Jan 23, 2016

Looking at what we put out on the field today, not many are good enough to be playing for us.

Fellanini at CM is a disaster and disrupts the entire flow of our team, I have no problem using him to his strengths and playing much higher up the pitch but sitting deep isn't his game and it's painful to watch. Not like anyone else has played well mind.

KirkDuyt · Jan 23, 2016

Amar__ said:
Are there any neutral fans watching us? They must have sad lifes if they are spending their time watching this(even sadder than us).

I am a neutral watchingit. It's quite painfull. Clasie looks like he would be the best player in United's team if he swapped jerseys with Schneiderlin. Fecking Clasie :lol:

Red Dreams · Jan 23, 2016

hate van Gaal.

Flying_Heckfish · Jan 23, 2016

Not even worth commenting on that.

Esquire · Jan 23, 2016

sunama said:
From what I have seen of us this season, our target is to win games by 1 goal (preferably 1-0).
And 0-0 is perfectly acceptable.

LVG loves you for understanding his philosophy!

YzWayne · Jan 23, 2016

The team that won against City last season compared to the team now is a collapse and not a process.

justboy68 · Jan 23, 2016

It's such an effort to even sit through a United game these days. It's criminal that we've been allowed to descend to this state. We're supposed to be one of the biggest, richest clubs in the world ffs! It's an absurd joke the state that we are in. Totally loony.

2 Neville's · Jan 23, 2016

This is really dire. 11 strangers, no chemistry at all.

Adam-Utd · Jan 23, 2016

I've had enough. We are setup completely wrong and the players don't seem to have any clue what they are doing. Martial is playing through the middle instead of wide, lingard is sitting almost as deep as darmian and I don't think he's got forward even once.

Fellaini and schneiderlin can't even hang onto the ball or carry it forward, we are just an absolute shambles.

dirkey · Jan 23, 2016

Embarrassing. any chance we could sack Louis at half time?

dsch · Jan 23, 2016

Can't string two passes together or get out of our own half. Pathetic.

sticky · Jan 23, 2016

No point in giving Van Gaal more money to spend. We have plenty of good attacking players and he makes every single one of them look absolutely toothless.

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