Manchester United 0:2 Newcastle United

NotoriousISSY · Dec 30, 2024

Is Zirkzee the worst player we’ve ever signed? We’re shit, but he has no redeeming quality at all.

DarkLord1984 · Dec 30, 2024

Not bothering any further with this one. Got better things to do.

joedirt87 · Dec 30, 2024

Zirk you can move towards the ball you know.

Sarni · Dec 30, 2024

I fear this may end up 0-5/0-6 if they can be bothered. We’ve been beyond abysmal.

Stacker · Dec 30, 2024

Shaping up to be a nightmare of an evening for Onana . I bet he can’t wait for it to end already.

AdamColeBebe · Dec 30, 2024

Amorim, supposed to be the best since Fergie, turning out to be the worst statistically(?)

United Hobbit · Dec 30, 2024

Just settling down to watch

Feeling like I shouldn't fecking bother

Walters_19_MuFc · Dec 30, 2024

Neville constantly talking about Eriksen and Casemiro. Whilst I agree they shouldn't be playing together, what the feck are our centre backs doing? De Ligt and Maguire are big cnuts and yet we constantly get bullied in the air. Martinez, who used to be so aggressive bullied yet again.

Sandikan · Dec 30, 2024

We're going to be in real trouble when this new manager bounce wears off.

DON’T PANIC ™ · Dec 30, 2024

Simple, stop the guy crossing the ball.

sparx99 · Dec 30, 2024

mitchmouse said:
how is that not a handball?

Right? No excuses for the defending but that’s off his arm surely?

The Urban Goose · Dec 30, 2024

astracrazy said:
Get Martinez off ffs

And Casemiro and Eriksen and Zirkzee.

This squad is so shit. Years of Glazer/Woodward ineptitude coming home to roost - how the hell are we still starting Casemiro and Eriksen in central midfield in 2025 (-2 days)?!

King Eric 7 · Dec 30, 2024

The lack of athleticism in this line up is pure tragedy.

Andycoleno9 · Dec 30, 2024

InspiRED said:
Midget centre-back in the premier league. What could go wrong? Thanks ETH

Best Erik's signing, remember?

Yakuza_devils · Dec 30, 2024

Enough of fecking short CB. Martinez cause us too many goals this season. Feck off! Another ETH legacy

devilish · Dec 30, 2024

The_Midfielder said:
Too small

But passing the ball is more important

redzombie · Dec 30, 2024

well done UTD, who knew there were so many layers of sh1t below rock bottom

Red_Manc_M15 · Dec 30, 2024

The players. The players. The players. Nobody else's fault. They look like strangers on a field.

RopersReturn · Dec 30, 2024

Carolina Red said:
Where the hell was Maguire going on that?

Only Maguire knows the answer to that one presumably.

Leg-End · Dec 30, 2024

He needs to throw the youth in soon, that will buy him some time but seriously they can’t be worse than any of these tonight.

Hester_manc · Dec 30, 2024

Buster15 said:
He has been here for a month.

Yes, and what has he done?

astracrazy · Dec 30, 2024

Always at least one player every game

Bobade · Dec 30, 2024

This is an absolute joke. Most fuming I've been in a while and that's saying something. I might actually have to turn it off.

RuudTom83 · Dec 30, 2024

Playing a back 3 will be used as the latest excuse no doubt.

But the players are rotten, nobody fears them, and with a few injuries/suspensions the team is utter dross.

crossy1686 · Dec 30, 2024

rajds89 said:
This is on the Glazers, Jose, Ole, ETH and now INEOS.. the fecking shit stain with bad signings Anne poor decisions, they’ve all left on this club has left us in ruins. Amorim has an impossible job.

Yep, you have to feel for the manager here. Absolutely nothing he can do about anything that’s happening here when people just aren’t doing their jobs

lysglimt · Dec 30, 2024

jasT1981 said:
Who is? We've been here over and over. Fire manager and think all will change.

No one could get anything out of this lot. The culture is cancerous at the club and a complete revamp needed.

Amorim has managed to make the team 3 times worse than ETH ever did....with ETH we occationally beat crap opposition....now we look awful even against the worst

Carolina Red · Dec 30, 2024

Garethw said:
They have. Amorim is finished.

feck that. It should be them finished. This group of shit the beds would get literally any manager on earth sacked the way they’re playing.

Sandikan · Dec 30, 2024

DavidDeSchmikes said:
blow the whistle now, give Newcastle the 3 points and let's not waste anyone's time

Definitely shouldn't bother turning up at Anfield.
Take the 3-0 and fine.

NicolaSacco · Dec 30, 2024

Zirkzee is just so passive. Although fair play for winning it back.

Manny · Dec 30, 2024

Five defenders and we significantly worse at the back and holding the ball. Casemiro and Eriksen also so exposed in the middle

Cloud7 · Dec 30, 2024

This is as bad as we’ve looked at any point in the last decade

48 hours · Dec 30, 2024

I struggle to understand how a team of mostly international level footballers can play putrid football for so many months

Dannn411 · Dec 30, 2024

Newcastle had it tougher against Ipswich and Southampton. We really are top 3 worst teams in the Premier League with the highest payroll. Amazing.

Gazautd18 · Dec 30, 2024

Pathetic

youngrell · Dec 30, 2024

Missing Bruno’s organising at the very least. We are all over the place and everyone just looking at each other to place blame.

kouroux · Dec 30, 2024

Relegation is a serious concern now

thisisnottaken1 · Dec 30, 2024

This is ridiculously bad. How have we gotten to this point?

Bondi77 · Dec 30, 2024

Anyone that thinks this team are not relegation candidates must be wearing blinkers!

redshaw · Dec 30, 2024

Surely Amorim has to go back to Amad wingback if insisting on this system.

Amsterdam Devil · Dec 30, 2024

We have seen some shit before and after Fergie but this has to be one of the worst halves in 40 years or something.

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