Manchester United 0:2 Newcastle United

ole@thewheel · Dec 30, 2024

Are we getting relegated? We surely look like a bottom 3 team...

Zen · Dec 30, 2024

Eriksen could be the most "lack of pace" player I've ever seen at this point....

Jesus

DavelinaJolie · Dec 30, 2024

Welp, fecking joke this

Walters_19_MuFc · Dec 30, 2024

I feel sick.

Godfather · Dec 30, 2024

The idiot made him our captain too

Oddboy · Dec 30, 2024

Doracle said:
Martinez has to be taken off.

fecking liability

Dec9003 · Dec 30, 2024

Two in midfield, and five at the back, we have nothing.

Judas · Dec 30, 2024

This is tragic. Martinez again appalling.

Woziak · Dec 30, 2024

Judas said:
How have we already lost our heads inside 15 minutes.

Because Amorim’s picked a terrible system at old Trafford this is 5221 and it’s so narrow it allows Newcastle to dominate the ball. Zirkzee Today is playing for his United career, needs to show up or go in the January window. No pace in the team, no width, this team is just asking to be beat 0-3/0-4. This squad is actually a bottom 4/5 squad in PL Amorim might be sacked in 2 weeks if this carries on, he’s picking the team.

Bastian · Dec 30, 2024

That was literally them running rings around our midfield.

strandty · Dec 30, 2024

Bin the fecking lot of them off

avgp_1 · Dec 30, 2024

Martinez is washed

thisisnottaken1 · Dec 30, 2024

Offside said:
Mental how bad this has got. We won’t get relegated but in other years we could. West Ham team of 02/03 that went down were better than this. We are the dross of the league at the moment.

It’s like Derby 2007-08 levels.

redzombie · Dec 30, 2024

just eff off

Pronewbie · Dec 30, 2024

It's Joever

lysglimt · Dec 30, 2024

I got a warning for questioning if Amorim was the right choice - you can give me another one, because he is not!

Agila Dathi · Dec 30, 2024

The vegan butcher

Delano · Dec 30, 2024

Spurs at home level this.

Leg-End · Dec 30, 2024

Martinez to the bench immediately, unforgivable defending

Eriku · Dec 30, 2024

cursed

Dazzmondo · Dec 30, 2024

Isak's brain stopped working momentarily

mitchmouse · Dec 30, 2024

as soon as the cross came in, I said goal

#07 · Dec 30, 2024

We are staring relegation in the face right now.

GlazersHater · Dec 30, 2024

Lisandro needs to be benched, he's absolute SHIT

r3idy · Dec 30, 2024

Feck me there is zero legs in this team.

Crackers · Dec 30, 2024

Sell half the club to the fecking glue factory

ken11 · Dec 30, 2024

Send a ball up, someone will head it in. This is going to be the formula every team will use against this United side. EASY.

JBG · Dec 30, 2024

Called it yesterday, didn't want Licha to start....

Jazz · Dec 30, 2024

Oh my God what is going on....

peridigm · Dec 30, 2024

Anyone think Ineos are so poorly managed they sack Ruben?

Turnip · Dec 30, 2024

Our midfield is embarrassing. Neville may be annoying, but he's bang on unfortunately.

Heinzesight · Dec 30, 2024

Utter cnuts

NoLogo · Dec 30, 2024

My god. The only thing that can save us from a beating is Newcastle too early taking the piss.

Ah feck, 0-2, we are toast.

JonDahl · Dec 30, 2024

Dog shit

Hester_manc · Dec 30, 2024

Martinez is too small for the PL

Widow · Dec 30, 2024

Martinez needs to come off, I don't think I've ever called for a pre halftime sub but he's having a stinker

maximus419 · Dec 30, 2024

Players not behind him are they! They aren't even trying, it's testimonial pace and effort.

jasT1981 · Dec 30, 2024

I've actually put on Goldbridge's live watch along.

Far more entertaining with his over the top reactions and puns

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Dec 30, 2024

Lisandro dommed again.

One of the worst defenders we've ever had.

Andycoleno9 · Dec 30, 2024

Martinez and Maguire are comical

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