Manchester United 0:2 Newcastle United

Crostien · Dec 30, 2024

2 man midfield said:
New players. These ones won’t cut it.

only chance

stepic · Dec 30, 2024

Zirkzee taking over the Bruno role of giving the ball away

astracrazy · Dec 30, 2024

Oscar Bonavena said:
Ah ffs I've had enough of Martinez, how is he not picking up Isak for that goal?!

I get the feeling he might be one of those fanboy players. Wouldn't be surprised if he ends up where EtH goes next and suddenly is a better player.

jeff gurr · Dec 30, 2024

Rex Banner said:
What is the benefit of playing three centre backs?

To stop Isak from scoring !!

Massive Spanner · Dec 30, 2024

We have an uncanny ability to make it look impossible to create our own chances while making it looks really easy for other teams to create them.

pratyush_utd · Dec 30, 2024

I guess no point watching this shower of shite at 1.42 am

CannibalSpectre · Dec 30, 2024

Sandikan said:
Classic promising start, then gets mired in the United swamp.

He's another Alex Telles. Decent on the ball but poor and lacking in almost everything else. I don't think he has the physical tools needed to succeed in the PL

NoLogo · Dec 30, 2024

Our players are simply too slow for this league. Physically and especially mentally.

jem · Dec 30, 2024

RORY65 said:
https://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/lawsandrules/laws/football-11-11/law-11---offside

It's not good by Maguire to be so far off Isak that close to the goal but Martinez can see the whole thing and decides to do nothing, one of the most overrated players we've ever had.

Martinez looks like a child out there.

JBG · Dec 30, 2024

FerociousCorgis said:
For me most blame goes to Martinez. He's the one who can see it all. Common sense dictates that he covers his man

Don't disagree, but Maguire could've done better as well.

Sandikan · Dec 30, 2024

tomaldinho1 said:
Yeah obviously. It looped up and just lands in his path, wasn't played for was it?
Where's Ugarte?

Suspended!

Rashy's little mood aside, and Mainoo, this is the best we can put out.

Buster15 · Dec 30, 2024

Hester_manc said:
Amorim stinks as manager - I hate to say it.

He has been here for a month.

astracrazy · Dec 30, 2024

Hester_manc said:
Amorim stinks as manager - I hate to say it.

Back again are we

rimaldo · Dec 30, 2024

afrocentricity said:
Rims

our only hope is that tonali’s gone for a home win and boots the ball in his goal 3 times.

Andycoleno9 · Dec 30, 2024

I love Isak. Not a great moment to say this but he is probably my favourite player at this moment.

Castia · Dec 30, 2024

It’s just sad isn’t it

100m+ Zirkzee and Hojlund cost this club both look championship level

LordSpud · Dec 30, 2024

KD6-3.7 said:
At what point do we accept this is now our level. I don't think we will ever be considered an elite football side again at least in the rest of most of our lifetimes. Can we at least start putting these players on midtable/relegation wages because that's clearly their level.

Not only that but fans are starting to turn and find other clubs. I genuinely see more Spurs shirts in the streets on kids than United shirts. We are a generation from being just the locals packing the stadium.

Dead club.

Waynne · Dec 30, 2024

That's how many misplaced passed from Zirkzee now?

Also Hojlund busting a lung pressing but he's doing it on his own?

What the feck is this team doing?

Judas · Dec 30, 2024

How have we already lost our heads inside 15 minutes.

Amsterdam Devil · Dec 30, 2024

Why is Zirkzee playing? He is not holding the ball up, he is not passing, he is not pressing, he is not creative. Why is he playing ffs?

always_hoping · Dec 30, 2024

NotChatGPT said:
Mazraoui with a nightmare start

Was one of Uniteds bright sparks this season but has been poor in recent games burnt already?

DWelbz19 · Dec 30, 2024

Dannn411 said:
But surely we can definitely pick players better suited to match the strengths of the Newcastle players than the likes of Maguire, Martinez and Zirkzee.

Could’ve probably started Yoro, but the other CB we have fit is a 16 year old child.

Really don’t understand why we started both strikers today. Garnacho and Rashford are in the bad books and have been shite for a while but both have proven far more than the current two

Jazz · Dec 30, 2024

Dalot fecking about there

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Dec 30, 2024

This team fecking stinks without Bruno. Zirkzee :lol:

Giggsy’s left foot · Dec 30, 2024

Maguire was dreadful at the goal. Middle of the three and picked up no one.

thisisnottaken1 · Dec 30, 2024

LordSpud said:
Not only that but fans are starting to turn and find other clubs. I genuinely see more Spurs shirts in the streets on kids than United shirts. We are a generation from being just the locals packing the stadium.

Dead club.

Yup. I don’t think we’ll ever recover.

Maureen-yo · Dec 30, 2024

Hojlund’s movement is so poor, most attacks we have he’s just static on the edge of the box. He never runs the channels either.

48 hours · Dec 30, 2024

Not sure I fancy us to have a shot at this rate

big_jeffstar · Dec 30, 2024

Why is it always like watching a football team play against 11 kids who’ve won a competition??

Amsterdam Devil · Dec 30, 2024

Maz was better as right center back than right wingback.

Matt851 · Dec 30, 2024

Massive Spanner said:
We have an uncanny ability to make it look impossible to create our own chances while making it looks really easy for other teams to create them.

Partly because our players are shit but we have three centre backs giving us no benefit defensively and offering nothing going forward

Agila Dathi · Dec 30, 2024

We are amazingly bad

justsomebloke · Dec 30, 2024

OMG. This is the worst we've looked under Amorim.

crossy1686 · Dec 30, 2024

LordSpud said:
Amorim it has to be said must be a dead man walking. Zero improvement, no money in January, team in free fall.

Not his fault but Ratty is ruthless.

You think he’s willing to payout his contract?

CloneMC16 · Dec 30, 2024

the hea said:
Looks like Mazraoui has completed his transformation into a Manchester United player.

Happens to them all. Shame.

Sandikan · Dec 30, 2024

Bojan11 said:
Or he’s not a wing-back.

He was the one player who was meant to be able to play there.

The problem is, very very few players are specialist wing backs.
With out recruitment being so crap, it's quite worrying this system is so reliant on such a unicorn position.

Woodzy · Dec 30, 2024

As bad as we have been this year I think this is the worst 10 mins I’ve seen so far.

hellhunter · Dec 30, 2024

This cross made me irrationally jealous

Bobade · Dec 30, 2024

We look so wank here. They are running through us so easily it's embarrassing.

DarkLord1984 · Dec 30, 2024

4 fecking minutes before the inevitable goal.

Pathetic.

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