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FA Premier League
Manchester United 0:3 Manchester City
Old Trafford
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- Sun, 29 October 2023 @ 3:30pm GMT
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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This game has put me into the ETH out camp. Bring it Zizou or Ancelotti.If Doku started on the right, it'd be 6 or 7.Never seen a United team so toothless trying to attack.Rashford could've easily have been subbed earlier.
Dead man walkingincredible stuff
Why are you taking off physically spent Eriksen and woeful, worthless Rashford at 3-0 down in the 86th minute ?
Deer in the fecking headlights is Erik. Clueless.Never mind the shit defending for their goals, we look shit full stop. Can’t put more than 3 passes together. fecking shambles of a team.
and Mount came in second half and haven’t seen him. UselessMartials seriously like “wtf am I meant to do in 10 minutes”Rashford off 40 minutes too late.
But don't worry he will never be benched despite his perferomances
They'd only be 1-0 up if he could catch a ballI'm not blaming Onana for the 3rd goal, he needs his defenders to help him out. Evans was like a statue.Has Mount touched the ball?
The glazers are our biggest problem yes, but that doesn't make ETH not a problem
Yes, that’s absolutely correct.Leagues behind this lot, the way they control the ball and the game is so far beyond Utd it's incredible. When Utd create something it almost looks like luck, because most of the time they can't pick a pass or beat a man.
None of this is a surprise, sadly. Struggled to beat teams much worse than this.I've supported United since '67 and I don't think it has ever been this joyless to watch.
it’s shit, but early Doc and Sexton was rank.
Murtough needs to be tried for crimes against humanity for greenlighting some of the spending.I hate saying it but I'd prefer to bring on Varane and keep the score at 0-3. I just hate the thought of Haaland scoring a hat trick and these offense subs will make no difference.Tony looks thrilled at being wheeled out in the rain
They aren't even in great form, we were the ideal side for them to play them back into it.I wonder if prime Fergie United would beat this city team.
scholes keane Beckham Cantona. Be a mega game.
The current mob are miles off and this scoreline is what most expected. .
And what is he even telling them as instructions?I'm starting to think its time for the Hag to go. This is just crap. Defence midfield attack, useless. No patterns, no pressure nothing. This team looks uninterested.
Antony's face glad i wasnt the only one to noticeSheffield Utd, Burnley, Bournemouth, Everton move the ball better than us. It’s a disgrace. ETH is on very thin ice.Look at their fecking subs compared to ours... We never had a chance.I actually miss Ole, he somehow got the team playing decently in these big fixtures and derbies especially.About par with the chuckle fecking brothers at the back and the intensity of a wet wipe from most players since the penalty.
Up until their goal, we were getting about them, putting in tackles, then we reverted to type and bowed down to our city rivals and said ‘you just have the ball and do ad you please whilst we just stand off you’. fecking hate the attitude of these bastards. Rashford absolute shite, Fernandes bottling the captaincy.
All on a day we remember Charlton and they couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
Prime Fergie would soak up their boring bullshit and hit them on the break.Tempting to join the ETH out train, his decisions and never dropping or even subbing Bruno & Rashford is weird and he looks lost for ideas on how to get team playing and galvanizing them
However it also has to be said that the players are not enjoyable, they are mentally weak and are just as responsible, some of them on their 3-4 manager. Like Keane said (I think it was Keane), these players will throw him under the bus like they did Ole and othersThey can't even be arsed to come out from the cornerMaguire, Evans and Onana been the best players on the pitch for Utd.who will be the first united player to say, "we move on, we go again"?Fernandes and Rashford can go feck themselves.Sick of these game raising cnuts. How many times over recent years have we seen these players raise their game for a season when a new manager comes in before reverting to type and serving up the usual shite the following season?
Yes, exactlySheffield United put up a lot more against these lot. City had to actually work for their win
The blame lies squarely with the club's Director of Football. That's the guy in charge of transfers, not ETH.
If it was 1 or maybe 2 missing I'd agree, but no one really saw Evans getting a lot of time on the pitch this season, let alone starting against Man City. Don't get me wrong, we're still absolutely shit and the manager has to take some of the blame, but at the same time not absolutely everything is within his control.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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4%
Rasmus Hojlund
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4%
Jonny Evans
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3%
Harry Maguire
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1%
Christian Eriksen
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 255 ratings.
Score Predictions
54,174,29
- Man Utd win
- Man City win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 13% Man Utd 0:3 Man City
- 13% Man Utd 1:3 Man City
- 11% Man Utd 2:1 Man City
- 7% Man Utd 0:4 Man City
- 7% Man Utd 1:2 Man City
- 6% Man Utd 1:4 Man City
- 6% Man Utd 0:2 Man City
- 5% Man Utd 1:1 Man City
- 5% Man Utd 2:2 Man City
- 4% Man Utd 0:5 Man City
- 4% Man Utd 1:0 Man City
- 3% Man Utd 2:0 Man City
- 2% Man Utd 0:9 Man City
- 2% Man Utd 0:6 Man City
- 2% Man Utd 1:5 Man City
- 2% Man Utd 1:6 Man City
- 1% Man Utd 2:4 Man City
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Man City
- 1% Man Utd 0:7 Man City
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Man City
- 1% Man Utd 1:7 Man City
- 1% Man Utd 3:1 Man City
- 0% Man Utd 3:9 Man City
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Man City
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Man City
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Man City
- 0% Man Utd 3:0 Man City
- 0% Man Utd 1:8 Man City
- 0% Man Utd 3:3 Man City
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Man City
- Possession
- 39% 61%
- Shots
- 7 21
- Shots on Target
- 3 10
- Corners
- 7 12
- Fouls
- 9 4
Referee
Paul Tierney
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Sergio Reguilon
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replaced by Mason Mount
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replaced by Antony
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
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replaced by Anthony Martial
