Manchester United 0:3 Manchester City

Judas · Oct 29, 2023

Bruno is a laughable captain.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Oct 29, 2023

See Gary is keen for Maguire to be captain again because he's English.

André Dominguez · Oct 29, 2023

LARulz said:
I had 0 expectations. It's better they perform like this than turn up

If they turn up it means they don't bother other games. At least this way we know they are shit

In terms of individual talent I actually think out squad is enough for top 4 minimum.
But the sums of all parts are no returning a good result.

mu4c_20le · Oct 29, 2023

Ah thats what we brought Antony on for

rpitchfo · Oct 29, 2023

I’d have taken 3-0 before the game so I’m pretty happy in that regard (how depressing)

Rashford and Bruno cannot play the style of football ETH wants to play but he won’t drop them. So for that reason I’m now in the “he needs to go” camp.

Lyng · Oct 29, 2023

Hester_manc said:
He has been terrible. Our two best players today are Onana and Maguire

You must be blind

Heinzesight · Oct 29, 2023

mitchmouse said:
this gutless bunch will run away scared when we go to Turkey

Their collective arses will go before they reach the stadium.

Walters_19_MuFc · Oct 29, 2023

Neville is an embarrassing little cnut

lex talionis · Oct 29, 2023

The_Midfielder said:
This.
Who all would have taken a 3-0 loss?
I would have taken it before the game..
That is how bad we are ..
I guess the only way was Qatar buying the club .. but nope .. nothing is gonna happen.
Cl .. get knocked out .. go to europa..hire new manager.
Repeat..

Entirely. Criticism of ETH is valid, but not on the basis of this performance today. We were without our entire back line and had a shit pk called against us. We were outplayed, but when the fixture list came out over the summer not a single one of us had us taking a point from this one.

Prodigy24 · Oct 29, 2023

Ten Hag's substitutions and lack of substitutions are starting to get very concerning. How players like Rashford and Bruno can stay on the pitch after terrible performances, and how Eriksen almost gets 90 minutes when he's done after 60 is incredible.

DJ_21 · Oct 29, 2023

Shut up Neville that’s not a sending off

2 man midfield · Oct 29, 2023

groovyalbert said:
Has Mount touched the ball?

I genuinely didn’t know he was on until I read this

groovyalbert · Oct 29, 2023

Antony is a cnut

Aretak · Oct 29, 2023

Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
Cannot wait for his weird clique on here to pipe up about his silent domination.

Yeah, he's far from living up to the lofty standards of Captain Bruno and the other midfielders.

saivet · Oct 29, 2023

Stupid from Antony. Did Doku get booked too?

United Hobbit · Oct 29, 2023

City fans oleing while our pathetic players stand and watch. Would like someone to upend one of them even if it does mean a red

Lay · Oct 29, 2023

groovyalbert said:
Different times. Imagine the systems implemented today would run bits around most 90s teams.

I don't know, I reckon Bolton would bug the hell out of Pep

Rightnr · Oct 29, 2023

Anthony displaying his world-renowned composure

Renegade · Oct 29, 2023

So many twats in this team.

Castia · Oct 29, 2023

Antony the 90m fecking flop

Wank

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Oct 29, 2023

Neville absolutely despises our non-English players.

Wish he'd keep the same energy for his mates.

NK86 · Oct 29, 2023

Turnip said:
If it was 1 or maybe 2 missing I'd agree, but no one really saw Evans getting a lot of time on the pitch this season, let alone starting against Man City. Don't get me wrong, we're still absolutely shit and the manager has to take some of the blame, but at the same time not absolutely everything is within his control.

He left out Varane and Regullion as a tactical option. The manager is totally to blame. He is the first one to go.

Jev · Oct 29, 2023

I have never hated a United player before Antony came around.

DomesticTadpole · Oct 29, 2023

Lost bear said:
Yes, that’s absolutely correct.

You look at City, you look at past United sides they just knew where a teammate was. For all the charges against them, it doesn't take away that City are a brilliantly drilled side and whoever they buy slots right in. When we buy someone it seems to disrupt the side rather than improve it.

Wednesday at Stoke · Oct 29, 2023

The feck is Antony doing?

rajds89 · Oct 29, 2023

Antony can’t even kick people properly, useless prick.

Wilt · Oct 29, 2023

Antony biggest wanker

fecking get rid!

Woodzy · Oct 29, 2023

I’m sorry but I despise Antony

fallengt · Oct 29, 2023

Leftback99 said:
It's both of them.

it doesn't help DoF is a coward and incompetence on top of that.
A club with proper structure would never allow manager to sign whatever he wants. Technically that would work with unliminited money so he could trial&error and throw players in the trashbin when needed.

mitchmouse · Oct 29, 2023

antony lucky not to get red for that

The Hilton · Oct 29, 2023

Amrabat got booked for the exact same thing Doku did then

DJ_21 · Oct 29, 2023

Who's Kissing Cameras? said:
They keep the ball better than any team in the league bar City.

Good luck keeping the ball with Mctominay/Rashford and Bruno.

mu4c_20le · Oct 29, 2023

GlasgowCeltic said:
Guys a prick

Which one

Offside · Oct 29, 2023

Absolute shite from top the bottom. Need to get a younger manager in.

Superunknown · Oct 29, 2023

groovyalbert said:
Antony is a cnut

I don't like him. He's not very likeable. So many of our players are like that.

Kinky Melinky · Oct 29, 2023

Antony is a dickhead

2 man midfield · Oct 29, 2023

If he does that to doku in front of 80,000 I dread to think what he does to his poor missus

United Hobbit · Oct 29, 2023

Absolutely stupid by Antony could have been a red

Oranges038 · Oct 29, 2023

Did he not blow the game up there?

ForeverRed1 · Oct 29, 2023

Orton said:
Wel obviously not. He’s been the root of our spineless cowardly football for years under 5 different managers. Few purple patches doesn’t change that. Him and Bruno are the most disappointing for me. Absolutely cannot be relied on to deliver the goods when it counts. No counter attacking long ball goal is ever going to change that. What even is our football?

Before the transfer window last summer, my ideal scenario was that we sell rashford, and replace him with kvara at Napoli. Bring in Kane and get Maddison from Leicester. Extend DDG for another season as gk can wait.

instead we got a ball playing goalkeeper, Mason mount, hojlund and amrabat on loan. Did anyone really think this was the level needed? It’s miles off it. Literally miles.

might seem football manager-esq but that’s the levels of ambition you got to show.

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