Just cracked me up with this.
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Manchester United 3:2 Ipswich Town
Old Trafford
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Hojlund on a yellow needs to be taken off before it's United down to 9 men.Every time anyone goes near these shit Ipswich players they fall over.
Imagine we just had Mateta or something. Huge improvement on the status quo.Naa it's not even funny anymore. Hojlund is smiling after doing that?
You are in the box, as a striker in your favourite left foot and he dummies
BangCasually enjoying this half so far. Both teams kind of all over the place. Yellow cards flying around. Yoro finding himself dribbling near the oppo backline.
Still expect us to lose, so anything other than that will be a pleasant surprise.I haven’t seen anyone booked for kicking the ball away for like 6 monthsGet Obi on. He’s our only hope
He s now in charge of boxed lunches for the players.I'm starting to think he's doing it on purpose now. Straight at him in the box and he doesn’t take it on.Gotta remember that Zirkzee yellow for the Rice/Trossard moaning from Arsenal fans!
If anyone every tells me Hojlund isn’t responsible for his low shot count again then I shall scream
With him playing we're already down to 9 men!
I'd settle for Beto at this pointDid someone tell him to leave it? He looks more lost than Jack Shepard.Isak was six million extra. Imagine…
You know it isn't one or the other right? The service has been abysmal all season and he's got absolutely no confidence in anything he does.
No goal in 16 games and how many chances has he actually missed across those games, about 7?
Hojlund getting sent off puts us back up to 11.Hojlund, Onana, Mount was our entire transfer window two years ago. It has absolutely fecking ruined our club. That is why I will never ever defend Ten hag.
He/She quit when heard about the lack of meal options in the club canteenDe Ligt and Maguire keeping us in the game so far.
Zirkzee too. I'd take the team off as they are all in danger of getting a red card.My god some of these players are idiots!Really need to get Højlund off or we literally be down to 9, rather than just effectively. Man is broken.Ipswich foul after foul without a single warning from the ref.
He’d be keeping mount company if we’d signed him
Make him be Desmond so we can lock him in a bunkerJust put Obi on at this point. Could hardly be any worse.
Say that to an Arsenal fan and watch them spontaneously combust.There is no way that we don't concede at least one goal here, it is just a matter of when. My guess is 10 mins to go then an Ipswich winner in added time.
That is a dedicated watch!Delap is a bit head down and run at times.Feel sorry for Rasmus now, every decision he makes is the wrong one.
Must feel like a nightmareIs Zirkzee wearing those rugby gloves?
yep. Give him half an hour, why not? Hojlund is like playing with 9 menDid we get duped into buying Hojlund for 70 mil because he is Scandinavian and has a name that sounds a bit like Haaland?
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Score Predictions
123,20,24
- Man Utd win
- Ipswich win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 27% Man Utd 2:1 Ipswich
- 14% Man Utd 2:0 Ipswich
- 11% Man Utd 1:1 Ipswich
- 9% Man Utd 3:1 Ipswich
- 8% Man Utd 3:0 Ipswich
- 7% Man Utd 1:0 Ipswich
- 4% Man Utd 0:1 Ipswich
- 3% Man Utd 4:0 Ipswich
- 3% Man Utd 0:2 Ipswich
- 3% Man Utd 1:2 Ipswich
- 2% Man Utd 0:0 Ipswich
- 2% Man Utd 3:2 Ipswich
- 2% Man Utd 9:0 Ipswich
- 2% Man Utd 1:3 Ipswich
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Ipswich
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Ipswich
- 1% Man Utd 4:3 Ipswich
- 1% Man Utd 2:3 Ipswich
- 1% Man Utd 5:0 Ipswich
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Victor Lindelof
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replaced by Casemiro
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
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replaced by Noussair Mazraoui
