Manchester United 3:2 Ipswich Town

Gandalf Greyhame · Feb 26, 2025

Can we please for the love of fecking Jesus Christ not play Onana and Hojlund for a few games? These two are why Amorim will lose his job, not the bloody formation. A striker who can't score or pass or hold up or create space. A GK who keeps giving goals away.

Dempsey19 · Feb 26, 2025

DJ_21 said:
Is Onana the worse keeper we’ve ever had?

Definitely. He's just an imbecile.

sixdwarf · Feb 26, 2025

Laughing all the way to the bank at the great Old Trafford charity that only benefits the privileged, playing staff, manager, coaches and execs. The staff? They're expendable.

ThanksBoss26 · Feb 26, 2025

Please get Bayindir or Heaton fit.

Gopher Brown · Feb 26, 2025

ThinkTank@Cafe said:
De Ligt positioning is really shit. That’s why he was sold by Juve and Bayern. He needs someone watching and correcting his position.

Or he could watch some videos if Phil Jagielka

Godfather · Feb 26, 2025

Dobba said:
The club is done if we get relegated.

This obsession with fecking the club up even more is baffling.

As long as we have Ratcliffe and the Glazers owning us we are done anyway

DJ_21 · Feb 26, 2025

JJ12 said:
No

Who was?

Hester_manc · Feb 26, 2025

DJ_21 said:
Is Onana the worse keeper we’ve ever had?

I can not remember us having a keeper worse than him, who was in our strongest line-up.

mitchmouse · Feb 26, 2025

Bobski said:
Hojlund.

6 touches of the ball in a half.

3/3 passes, 2 from kick offs I would expect
0/1 aerial challenges
0 tackles
0 shots

how many passes has he been given?

moodyred · Feb 26, 2025

Dorgu and onana. Guilty for the first goal. Then one gets sent off while the other continues to capitulate.

Give me a break United.

Bestofthebest · Feb 26, 2025

Why was O Shea holding his nose when he had been pushed in his chest. He then tried to antagonise Hojlund for the next thirty seconds.

Garethw · Feb 26, 2025

edgecutter said:
He's working with complete shite. We should be 2 up even with 10 men, but he has eth signings like onana that have helped feck us.

He’s the one persisting with Onana when half the United support would have dropped him months ago.

Ollie Derbyshire · Feb 26, 2025

Widow said:
We're not holding on to this lead. This lot don't have it in them.

Sorry to break it to you but that ships sailed.

Stevondo8 · Feb 26, 2025

It’s not been dull, that’s a positive, right?

Camy89 · Feb 26, 2025

I actually can’t describe the rage that this team make me feel. I want to describe it, but nothing I type will do it justice.

It is so infuriating to watch this bunch of clowns. I stop short of calling them a team.

Squeaky_Bum_Time · Feb 26, 2025

I know there is no such thing as a team being cursed...but the kind of stuff that's been happening on and off the pitch at this club since SAF retired is insane.

We finally actually play well enough and score goals in the first half, our new WB is generally playing well other than the mix up, so of course he gets a red card, is now suspended, and we immediately concede a comedy goal.

I'm tired, Robbie.

StuCol · Feb 26, 2025

Onana. I just have no words

ThanksBoss26 · Feb 26, 2025

tomaldinho1 said:
United vs Southampton in 20/21. Red card for their player after 2mins, feet up, no stress and watched the goals flow.

Great times.

Todd · Feb 26, 2025

The only question at this point is whether their eventual winner is a legitimate goal or the result of another howler.

This rain + Onono = bad things on the horizon.

Crimson King · Feb 26, 2025

The nightmare continues

gerdm07 · Feb 26, 2025

Did Onana yell "keeper" for the first goal? If yes, its on Dorgu. If no, its on Onana. Anyone know?

Catt · Feb 26, 2025

We'll lose this now

renatosanches85 · Feb 26, 2025

Onerealunited said:
Striker and goalkeeper should definitely be first positions to strengthen in summer!

Yeah I agree, you need a different profile of goalie and striker for the championship.

Giggsyking · Feb 26, 2025

Why is the relegation thread closed?

JediSith · Feb 26, 2025

Not a red. Looks bad but from the close up angle you clearly see Dorgu gets the ball, and his foot raises when it hits the ball and slides up it. It wasn’t initially a high footed challenge.

Ekeke · Feb 26, 2025

always_hoping said:
2 goals from two shots on target for Ipswich, not sure how the 2nd goal is counted as a shot as it's a cross that a clown keeper allowed into the net.

With ten men for all the 2nd half it's uphill challenge now.

I think a kick of the ball that is on target and needs to be stopped will always count as a shot

Posh Red · Feb 26, 2025

Garethw said:
He picks the side. He takes off Garnacho and leaves the useless Hojlund on.

Onana and Dorgu have fecked us today but the manager is responsible as well.

And there it is

Zlatan 7 · Feb 26, 2025

My over riding thought is Onana has to go. He brings nothing.

We played some nice stuff in that first half between all the shitness

edgecutter · Feb 26, 2025

devilish said:
I can't believe that we replaced ddg with this moron

And paid 50 million for the privilege

Hammondo · Feb 26, 2025

Chipper said:

I can see that as a red.

Woodywizz · Feb 26, 2025

After Dorgu was sent off I said to my lad “watch us sit on this now and that stupid cnut will gift them a goal soon enough”.

And there we have it.

Raven · Feb 26, 2025

Onana needs to go. Horrendous keeper and one of our all time worst signings.

Amsterdam Devil · Feb 26, 2025

mitchmouse said:
Papers said today, it would cost us £12m... Ratcliffe would have to get players to wash their own kit and sack laundry team

And drive to all away games themselves and eat a sandwich in the car on the way there.

Dobba · Feb 26, 2025

Godfather said:
As long as we have Ratcliffe and the Glazers owning us we are done anyway

So you should be delighted if you're hoping the club gets relegated.

Woodzy · Feb 26, 2025

Dorg status: he's got the dorg in him.

Woziak · Feb 26, 2025

sixdwarf said:
If you didn't think we were cursed before now...then Dorgu getting red must convince you

I think Ruben Amorim is cursed in the EPL?

SER19 · Feb 26, 2025

cant remember a PL going down as eaily as ipswich here. dont know if thats a poor reflection of mckenna? Every aerial challenge they look for a free kicks its bizarre

Remember the geese · Feb 26, 2025

RedRocket9908 said:
Dorgu had a mare in that half he gave away the first goal then was rightly sent off for an awful challange.

Onana gave away the first goal. Shouldn't have been a red either.

Widow · Feb 26, 2025

Ollie Derbyshire said:
Sorry to break it to you but that ships sailed.

It's got that bad that I'm taking a point as a win

Red Rash · Feb 26, 2025

We're not winning because of these brainfarts. Honestly I've never seen a team so incompetent in making so many basic errors as this team. It's quite remarkable how often they can mess up.

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