Manchester United 3:1 Burnley

Flying_Heckfish · Feb 11, 2015

Lol ran all that way only to pass it back because our two strikers are still on the halfway line.

Anderson's Cat · Feb 11, 2015

tumescent

tippex · Feb 11, 2015

you wouldn't see defending like this on a sunday morning after the lads being out on a stag the night before.

ants7 · Feb 11, 2015

Evans..dear lord.... :lol:

Catt · Feb 11, 2015

Evans is a disaster. He shouldn't play for his own and the teams sake.

penalty snot · Feb 11, 2015

Feed Me said:
Our defenders are cnuts.

There's no other description.

basically Yeah

luke511 · Feb 11, 2015

At least Rojo had the balls to try and go for it.

manufanatic · Feb 11, 2015

This is embarrassing normal I'm calm but this is bad

Crashoutcassius · Feb 11, 2015

We look unbelievably good now that herrera is on the pitch, just as everyone here predicted

Inigo Montoya · Feb 11, 2015

Feed Me said:
Our defenders are cnuts.

There's no other description.

I could re spell that for you

WyoManU · Feb 11, 2015

Falcao and RVP nowhere near the goal box on the break...2 strikers and nowhere to be seen...Yay

shabadu84 · Feb 11, 2015

Shameful stuff, can't see how w possibly hold on for 3 points at this rate

Anderson's Cat · Feb 11, 2015

A 2 man break and we end up stuck by the corner flag

The White Pele · Feb 11, 2015

Where are RVP and Falcao when we counter attack?

All 3 United · Feb 11, 2015

Wtf why did Evans just head that ball out for a corner?? He had so much time he could have even taken it down.

rockerlad · Feb 11, 2015

Oh dear god.

Jaxa · Feb 11, 2015

Evans is so bad, I mean not even championship level

SqueakyWeasel · Feb 11, 2015

tippex said:
feck me sideways. DeGea must be looking at his contract and saying I'm not getting paid enough to be in the firing line behind these clowns

I'm starting to wonder if maybe clowns would be the answer

Vooon · Feb 11, 2015

RU Devil said:
Any chance to switch their positions? Sounds like Evans is useless as a CB while Rojo is crap as a LB. At least that would give us a Smalling-Rojo CB partnership, which I consider our best combo.

Or how about taking Falcao out and bring in Valencia for RB, while putting McNair or Evans at DM?

Evans at DM sounds like a death wish, he needs to be left out of the first team squad.

Realist81 · Feb 11, 2015

shabadu84 said:
Shit, forgot about the Smalling sub. Agreed, that makes sense

No worries, I'm trying to forget this game too ;-)

Ralph1386 · Feb 11, 2015

Crashoutcassius said:
We look unbelievably good now that herrera is on the pitch, just as everyone here predicted

DB17 · Feb 11, 2015

Look at the way Evans was just observing the ball over his head like he was cloud watching. And Smalling playing like one of those guys who always gets picked last when making teams when playing football

Crackers · Feb 11, 2015

The White Pele said:
Where are RVP and Falcao when we counter attack?

Caught with their pants down. They're so slow and uninvolved.

matt23 · Feb 11, 2015

BarstoolProphet said:
That's it, I'm firing up Football Manager to release Evans on a free. That will show him

Get De Gea signed up while your at it

Stadjer · Feb 11, 2015

The White Pele said:
Where are RVP and Falcao when we counter attack?

Too slow

Inigo Montoya · Feb 11, 2015

Crashoutcassius said:
We look unbelievably good now that herrera is on the pitch, just as everyone here predicted

Feed Me · Feb 11, 2015

amolbhatia100 said:
I'm lost for words. We look like the depressed due to moyes United.

This is worse than anything under Moyes.

togg · Feb 11, 2015

I wonder if the board are now starting to think....can we trust LVG with another 150 million!

United22 · Feb 11, 2015

Tibs said:
We are so fecked up.

It's like going to Harrods, with lots of money, asking to buy something, and they say no its ok keep your money.

Shit doesn#t make sense....LvG probably getting excited about reintroducing 352

The only thing worse than this analogy is our defending this game

LARulz · Feb 11, 2015

I say we just sign Danny Ings

Shark · Feb 11, 2015

shabadu84 said:
Shameful stuff, can't see how w possibly hold on for 3 points at this rate

Another 5 goals might just about do it.

Garethw · Feb 11, 2015

LVG is a far better coach than he has shown this season. We are an absolute tactical mess and his team selections are head scratching, ball achingly bad.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was sacked before the season was finished.

Stack · Feb 11, 2015

we are so predictable and the players are clearly playing to instructions. Every time Rooney gets the ball he is looking for the long switched ball. Its like he isnt allowed to run with it or make a pass elsewhere

The Law of Denis · Feb 11, 2015

So Rojo is on the half way line, his first touch leads the ball to the opposition keeper.

tippex · Feb 11, 2015

WyoManU said:
Falcao and RVP nowhere near the goal box on the break...2 strikers and nowhere to be seen...Yay

sorry had to ask WTF is a Goal Box?

Stadjer · Feb 11, 2015

matt23 said:
Get De Gea signed up while your at it

And dont sign Falcao for the future release clause!

Redo91 · Feb 11, 2015

jakec said:
Evans is a mess lately.

Where have you been the last two years?

bosnian_red · Feb 11, 2015

Crashoutcassius said:
We look unbelievably good now that herrera is on the pitch, just as everyone here predicted

Yeah we all wanted Herrera on, for one of Van Persie and Falcao though. Or both even, play with 10. But taking off Blind for herrera and moving Rooney to the holding midfield role? Last sub I'd want herrera on for

Dobba · Feb 11, 2015

tippex said:
sorry had to ask WTF is a Goal Box?

The thing you keep the goal in.

Flamingo Purple · Feb 11, 2015

United22 said:
The only thing worse than this analogy is our defending this game

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