This is banter man.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 1:2 Brighton & Hove Albion
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sun, 7 August 2022 @ 2:00pm BST
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Who had 0-4?Fred. The fecking state of him.
You must have missed the shite being spouted on here at the end of Ole's tenure. If we'd got Conte in before Spurs did we'd be battling at the top of the table apparently.Wish I said I care but I really don't. Just not many good players in our side nowadays.
This start was just totally predictable.
We've been a work in progress 10 years now.Welbeck bullying our defenceThis is why cr7 wants to leave, why no one wants to join. The team is shit, the club is shit. The glazers, Woodward, murtough…everyone involved are dogshit at their jobs.Where is Sancho? And Rashy?
Done feck all.
We always seem to struggle with BrightonTo be honest, it didn't matter what we did this transfer window, this was never going to be fixed. I would prefer if we tried the youth players.Only positive here it may wake the club up to buy midfielders
don’t concede any more and hope to turn it around in the second leg imo.Brighton are working way harder than us
CongratulationsPorblem with Maguire is that he can't organize or lead our defense, he's shitting bricks everytime he has the ball. It's not enough that you can defend certain situations.So depressing and the season is just startingThis will be 4 or 5 nil at this rate..
Another 6th place special
This midfield and fullback display has just been laughably bad.Shaw
Dalot
Bruno
Mctominay
Fred
Rashford
What did anyone expect to happen with all this fecking dross playing?Yeah, we are not even at Brighton’s level this season. This is a 10-11th place level team.
Can’t expect it to happen overnight.
however the glaring miss is not getting more signings in - even if we get Frenkie - what happens when he’s injured? Same old shite.I can't watch McFred for much longer. Surely we've suffered for long enough.Bet Ten Hag will be calling to apologise to Ralf at half time! Big blunder ignoring his advice like he did.Reverting to type as the tension builds, which was what I hoped pre-season could’ve addressed.Fred can't get a simple pass rightMaguire slow as a cart horse, same old shit.After all this training our players still take 10 mins to pass a ball out from the backprepare for liverpool to get double figuresFred isn't a footballerI'm sure this is fine.Our midfield is getting completely dominated. These losers need to be relegated to the bench.Fred
ETH has been here for 10 years?Now watch the heads drop and the mistakes ramp up as a result.
I actually can't waitWe’re getting Chuck Norris’dI genuinely can't think of who has been our best player on the pitch this half. Not one person stands out at all.De Jong watching this googling houses for sale in LondonI dont understand the logic behind Dalot being on the pitch. ‘We have two really really shit right backs, so we will play the one who is slightly less shit’.if ETH genuinely thought some of these bluffers were good enough, now this has opened his eyes- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Lisandro Martinez
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9%
Harry Maguire
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3%
Jadon Sancho
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3%
Cristiano Ronaldo
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 404.85714285714 ratings.
Score Predictions
325,20,51
- Man Utd win
- Brighton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 22% Man Utd 2:0 Brighton
- 22% Man Utd 2:1 Brighton
- 14% Man Utd 3:1 Brighton
- 10% Man Utd 1:1 Brighton
- 9% Man Utd 3:0 Brighton
- 5% Man Utd 1:0 Brighton
- 4% Man Utd 4:0 Brighton
- 2% Man Utd 1:2 Brighton
- 2% Man Utd 4:1 Brighton
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 5:1 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Brighton
- 1% Man Utd 0:5 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Brighton
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Brighton
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Brighton
- Possession
- 63% 37%
- Shots
- 17 15
- Shots on Target
- 5 4
- Corners
- 6 2
- Fouls
- 7 12
Referee
Paul Tierney
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Tyrell Malacia
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
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replaced by Cristiano Ronaldo
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replaced by Donny van de Beek
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replaced by Anthony Elanga
