[UnofficialDevil]

Hope the Glazers are watching this

The cnut is as the stadium

 

[r0663664]

Please take McTominay out, never Utd quality.

 

[sparx99]

Got to get Sancho into the game. All the quick interplay of preseason has given way to ponderous possession at the back and indecision in attack.

 

[quirkey]

Why does it require patience to realise shit players are just shit. You can’t polish turd, I don’t care if our new manager was Mr Sheen!

Can’t exactly sell them all in one window. He has inherited a menagerie of turds. It’ll take a while to slop out the latrines.

 

[AaronRedDevil]

Had zero hope going into this season and Can't believe people think it would be different with the same shite starting 11 we've had for thr last 2 years.

 

[Jazz]

My God we cannot get out of our half. This is amazing. My goodness

 

[Eplel]

If Ten Hag doesn't take McBrute off in the half time, he's certainly getting sent off.

 

[laughtersassassin]

They're in the stadium.

Hopefully something bad befalls them soon. Enough. A prison sentence wouldn't go amiss

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Second to the loose ball. Again.

We'll need a 37 year old to save us. Sad state of affairs.

 

[Telsim]

Ten Hag with more touches than Shaw already

 

[SirAnderson]

I said I don't give a shit, not can't have a shit.

Is English not your first language? No problem if not.

Next time put the 'give' in then. Unless it's not needed...

 

[Forevergiggs1]

Why is no one discussing the obvious?

Welbeck was offside.

VAR lines were brought up and he wasn't

 

[Buster15]

He really did

Decision made. Move on.

 

[Cloud7]

This team just isn’t agile enough. The only runners we have out there are Rashford and Sancho. Bruno is too slow. Eriksen is too slow. Even when we are going forward the attacks are slow enough for Brighton to get organized behind them.

We’ve not been good at all since the first ten minutes or so. We haven’t created a good chance since the one Bruno fired over the bar.

 

[Pickle85]

Jamie Carragher should be banned from ever commentating on united games. The absolute bellend can't keep the joy out of his voice

 

[Carolina Red]

Hope the Glazers are watching this

One of them is at the game.

 

[Judas]

Second Half FC please.

 

[sixdwarf]

Are you serious? You watching this and genuinely believe he's good enough to be in the team?

I'll happily take Zidane. Even if he makes mistakes, there is room to grow and develop.

Where as with Mct there is nothing there. This is as good as it gets

Ok.. That is the answer then. I was not saying McT is good enough. Or Fred. This is why we needed signings.

 

[Offside]

2-0

 

[FireballXL5]

0-2

 

[Judas]

Game over.

 

[Carlsen19]

Just had to check to see if Sancho was playing. Don’t think I’ve heard his name once

 

[ha_rooney]

feck off

 

[Gordon S]

Not having a striker up front is killing us

I think we could survive without a striker if we had a decent midfield

 

[mu4c_20le]

Ten Hag with better defending than Dalot

 

[CloneMC16]

Pain.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Useless De Gea

 

[mitchmouse]

ah yes, DDG the great shot stopper

 

[GMoore23]

Get Ronaldo on at half time to show this shower of shite how it's done.
He was never the issue.

 

[Adam-Utd]

ffs

 

[BusbyMalone]

We look exactly the same as under Ole and Rangnick. What is wrong with this bunch of players!?

Well, football isn't that complicated. A lot of the players just aren't good enough.

 

[Dobba]

Ole out.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Ffs...

 

[Cassidy]

Well well well

 

[rimaldo]

Who should he cross it to?

if he was as good as he claims he is he would be crossing it in to himself.

 

[Dudu]

Two down.

Gross

 

[red_de_pologne]

game over

 

[GifLord]

We are so fecking done with this team

 

[Mike Smalling]

A De Gea classic.

 

[DWelbz19]

Erik ten Months