Seems like I made a good decision to watch it "live" on the matchday thread rather than on sky sports
FA Premier League
Manchester United 3:1 Bournemouth
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 17 May 2016 @ 8:00pm BST
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I've muted the sound and put on the benny hill theme tune on repeat.I think 19-0 is off the table
Why? Do you want LvG hit with a thunderbolt?Bring the Gods!
Its so quiet
He played this team because the fans deserved entertainmentDo you think Louis will include De Gea's golden glove on his career honors list?Blind looks a bit like a ginger Jon Snow.I have the game on my PC screen on mute, have a look every few minutes and it's enough to realize we're still utter shit.Guardian website says we had one shot? what shot are they referring too??Who paid for the chicken wings - such insightful commentaryGod this is boringOn side!Anyone else find this a little bit boring?I'm starting to think we won't make the top 4.Manunightol.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz' Perfect remedy for insomnia.Absolutely scandalous from the players, none of them give a feck.If I could fire LVG myself I would do it in the most embarrassing way possible. He ought to know how we all feel.
I'm switching between the two games.
They probably meant a backpass. Hard to distinguish between the two.Derby are 2-0 up at Hull after losing 3-0 in the first leg.
He will just shit a new one A shinier one.
It's like looking at a balloon in a gust.Rooneys cross-field balls
Fluid football - Entirely liquid.
aye, 30 mins of this crap is enough. 1 cross and 1 blocked shot. Meaningless shit all over. Can't be bothered with another 20-30 passes to Valencia on the right.Commentator - "we really could do with something explosive." Followed by a good 30 seconds awkward silence. And then a "I meant that purely in footballing terms".We're painfully shite.Might be the lowest attendance at OT....but this is one of the most active matchday threads there has been for a whileBring the Gods!
Don't encourage him.
Nah man, a goal every other minute in the 2nd half and we're grand.He can do Hollywood passes but not short passes?Rooney only has two passes in his arsenal: the short pass and the Valencia pass.
Are you trying to "counter balance" the current Caf love in for Jose by literally taking a pot shot at him every single post in this thread?- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Marcus Rashford
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11%
Anthony Martial
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3%
Antonio Valencia
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2%
David de Gea
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 328 ratings.
Score Predictions
434,76,76
- Man Utd win
- Bournemouth win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 25% Man Utd 2:0 Bournemouth
- 21% Man Utd 1:0 Bournemouth
- 10% Man Utd 3:0 Bournemouth
- 8% Man Utd 0:0 Bournemouth
- 7% Man Utd 0:5 Bournemouth
- 6% Man Utd 2:1 Bournemouth
- 5% Man Utd 5:0 Bournemouth
- 4% Man Utd 1:1 Bournemouth
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Bournemouth
- 2% Man Utd 4:0 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 5:5 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:3 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 5:4 Bournemouth
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Bournemouth
- Possession
- 66% 34%
- Shots
- 12 7
- Shots on Target
- 5 0
- Corners
- 7 1
- Fouls
- 9 8
Referee
Jonathan Moss
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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replaced by Ashley Young
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replaced by Memphis Depay
