Can we buy a shot on target please.
FA Premier League
Manchester United 3:1 Bournemouth
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 17 May 2016 @ 8:00pm BST
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People yawning in the stands.
How many in the crowd? Looks about half full, if that.
Yep, so sad. It's so hard to imagine him being able to play that match bar doing it to try everything he could to block out the pain. His reaction and that of his teammates seemed to be along that lines too. Poor fella.Have we had a shot yet?
Are we type 1?
Fluid football - Entirely liquid.Here we go then … the floodgates are about to open lads
I know his son! Percy Jackson, baby!Bring the Gods!
Bring those mascots out again. Watching them is a lot more entertaining than watching thisJust shoot from there“It’s the best solution because we also have to entertain our fans."
Fluid football - Entirely liquid.
We are every kind of shit.Yet another five yard pass goes astray. We simply cannot rely on Mata and Rooney next season.
Sorry.FFS I have seen better games from my 2 sons , U9's and U11's.
Fluid football - Entirely liquid.
Jesus, you guys have some shitty food over there in England. Plus this menu's artwork seems pretty outdated. It's actually funny how shit we are
The third one: over the side line without reaching anyone. Looks like that's his preferred one
FixedThe ref should start sending people off to make this more interesting.Shot!!!! it counts it counts!wahey!My commentator has said this game needs something explosive! EXPLOSIVE!Honestly, FA should have just awarded the 0-0 and saved everyone the bother.Our FK routine... Wtf is the pointless run from Mata for ?
Me too. Have serious doubts now.WE GOT A SHOT ON TARGET
GET IN
No way!My commentator has said this game needs something explosive! EXPLOSIVE!
I think we're more like constipation.That should be a shot on target.We have an attacking free kick, and we're singing the name of our goalkeeper. Sums up the last 3 years.Has Mata got a balding spot?A chance!The club should donate footage from this season to science to see if it can help cure insomnia.19-0 is still possible.Comic Sans, Tahoma, and Arial walk in to a bar. The barman says....we don't serve your type in here!Get De Gea to take the free kicks and penaltys
Knew I was missing something!We need more creativity in that midfield for sure. Hopefully Pereira will get the chance very soon, for either Mata or Rooney.“It’s the best solution because we also have to entertain our fans."
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Marcus Rashford
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11%
Anthony Martial
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3%
Antonio Valencia
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2%
David de Gea
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 328 ratings.
Score Predictions
434,76,76
- Man Utd win
- Bournemouth win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 25% Man Utd 2:0 Bournemouth
- 21% Man Utd 1:0 Bournemouth
- 10% Man Utd 3:0 Bournemouth
- 8% Man Utd 0:0 Bournemouth
- 7% Man Utd 0:5 Bournemouth
- 6% Man Utd 2:1 Bournemouth
- 5% Man Utd 5:0 Bournemouth
- 4% Man Utd 1:1 Bournemouth
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Bournemouth
- 2% Man Utd 4:0 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 5:5 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:3 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 5:4 Bournemouth
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Bournemouth
- Possession
- 66% 34%
- Shots
- 12 7
- Shots on Target
- 5 0
- Corners
- 7 1
- Fouls
- 9 8
Referee
Jonathan Moss
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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replaced by Ashley Young
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replaced by Memphis Depay
