I do hope Mourinho can polish this turd
FA Premier League
Manchester United 3:1 Bournemouth
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 17 May 2016 @ 8:00pm BST
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Good job so far.70 minutes for 19 goals. We always make it so hard for ourselves.
He's grand at most things, just not passing or shooting...20 mins in. Has anyone recalled a shot towards either goal?Rooneys cross-field balls
I'm pretty sure that there was one of van Gaal's legendary team talk before kick-off.
'Lads, it's Bournemouth'.
It ends 0-0.All this talk about Carrick's contract not being renewed I just checked the win ratio for this season with and without him: Before this game ; With Michael Carrick in the starting XI, Manchester United have a 72 per cent win ratio. Without him, it’s 35 per cent.How many squares can you count on the pitch?Holy one-footedness, use your left foot for once Valencia!!I should study instead of watching this, so the next Rooney's crossfield pass for Valencia and I am turning it off.The rumour is that if Valencia touches the ball 50,000 times during this game, he and Rooney live their dream of moving away together and becoming full-time lovers.It doesn't look as empty as I was expecting. Our football still is, mind.I hate to be the negative one here lads, but I don't think 19 goals is gonna happen.we are so useless because our no 10 makes a backward pass everytime we get the ball. He can't hold on to it and pass forward.Dooney with his Xfield pass and crowd applauds...football fans are really clueless when it comes to football.I didn't expect anything but this tonight.
Does backpassing to De Gea count?
He's gotten behind their defence twice, the first time he tried to hit it back to Mata and the other he just sort of slowed down Good at getting into those positions though...
...but Louis said tonight was for entertaining the fans.I think I went with 1-1.
What was I thinking? This looks as nailed on a 0-0 as you could ever see.
I reckon Smalling is a bit of a square.Golden glove still on. Best defensive record. On target for 5th. Winning possession. No shots. No risks. LVG must be getting hornier every passing second.Can't even fire the lads up for the last game of the season, a game pretty much guaranteed to be his last game.
Boooooooooooo
Won't be surprised. Rooney has to play. Irrelevant whether he merits it or not.Imagine Woy employs diamond with no real right winger this Euro and plays Rooney deeper than Kane and Alli
It was the first shot, right?Bournemouth fans singing "Bournemouth till I die". Has anyone been to Bournemouth? It's basically a place that old people go to die in relative warmth.It's taken us 3 years, but finally David Moyes can feel vindicated.
He aspired for us to be like City... and now we've done it.Roomey just passed right and it was to lingard. He was then annoyed and sulked cause it was for valencia.
No way LVG gets sacked before the final.crazy to think that people slated Nani and we get Lingard/Mata every week nowLVG will be nursing a semi over these possession stats.
Should've saved that one for the podcast.Playoff semi final looking tasty at the moment.This is shocking so far.Meanwhile, somewhere else, I am not going to spoil it by telling you the score.
Suffice to saygame on
It was a big ask.
The important thing is that the players are clearly trying to score 19.
I think the stick rotted long ago.
Yeah we'd be stupid to lose his motivational skills before a big game
Are we also going to hire a female club doctor this summer, just incase he can't?- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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12%
Marcus Rashford
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11%
Anthony Martial
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3%
Antonio Valencia
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2%
David de Gea
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 328 ratings.
Score Predictions
434,76,76
- Man Utd win
- Bournemouth win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 25% Man Utd 2:0 Bournemouth
- 21% Man Utd 1:0 Bournemouth
- 10% Man Utd 3:0 Bournemouth
- 8% Man Utd 0:0 Bournemouth
- 7% Man Utd 0:5 Bournemouth
- 6% Man Utd 2:1 Bournemouth
- 5% Man Utd 5:0 Bournemouth
- 4% Man Utd 1:1 Bournemouth
- 3% Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth
- 3% Man Utd 3:1 Bournemouth
- 2% Man Utd 4:0 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 5:5 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:3 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 1:3 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 5:2 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 1:5 Bournemouth
- 0% Man Utd 5:4 Bournemouth
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Bournemouth
- Possession
- 66% 34%
- Shots
- 12 7
- Shots on Target
- 5 0
- Corners
- 7 1
- Fouls
- 9 8
Referee
Jonathan Moss
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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replaced by Ashley Young
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replaced by Memphis Depay
