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Four Brown Fingers
Did the commentator just say Mongala?
He says both names really strangely. Elemiamaquin Mongula or some nonsense.
Did the commentator just say Mongala?
Man's a jokeOwen Hargreaves: "Michael Oliver gets it right".
Is Dean the one who looks like Jasper Carrot?Be fair, he's the second worst behind Mike Dean.
What a surprise!Owen Hargreaves: "Michael Oliver gets it right".
wutOwen Hargreaves: "Michael Oliver gets it right".
Carrick was being fouled on the corner. I wouldn't trust Scneiderlin to mark anyone.Not yet but there was the corner, and he had a decentish shot with carrick standing in front of him not doing too much for a fair while.
He looks dangerous and would be the player i'd be most worried about equalising for them.
You mean you watched that the first time and thought it wasn't?I take it back, penalty for me, plenty of contact.
Did he really say that?Owen Hargreaves: "Michael Oliver gets it right".
Was a pen however my halftime analysis.
Rojo and darmian are awful. A confident varela and we would be 3 up. Rojo is just a waiting disaster.
City's only way back in this game would be through a setpiece. We have looked sketchy from there all game.
Van Gaal's game plan has worked well. United has been compact and got the ball quickly into the striker. Rashford made it pay dividends for us.
Unbelievable we weren't awarded a penalty on the stroke of half time. Rashford was fouled by slow coach. Pity we didn't have some real characters out there to back the kid up in the handbags.
Sky's panel of two scousers and a former City player agree it's a pen. That last replay is so damning of Oliver too. His position is perfect.
Is Dean the one who looks like Jasper Carrot?
Is Hargreaves still bitter that we only paid his wages for the four years while he played about 20 games?Owen Hargreaves: "Michael Oliver gets it right".
I think he looks more like Jasper Tomato.Is Dean the one who looks like Jasper Carrot?
We're winning 1-0. It should be 2-0. Still moaning? Team has been fine. Ref has fecked us.A better united team would have trounced this city team in the first half. They are there for the taking and we were getting distracted by off the ball tussles. The refs been utterly useless. Smalling and Blind will have to be very careful in the second half. City are a second half team and they will come back. That mata darmian partnership is so wrong. Darmian has been terrible. Martial Lingard scheirdelen and Rashford playing really well. Hopefully we can score another goal as we'll need it.
Except he's not funny!!Yeah!
Then when he's hopping around in pain he lands on a plug with his other foot.I hope Oliver stands on Lego barefooted when he gets home.
Demichelis might be the worst defender in the league. Completely hopeless in one-on-ones. Get Memphis on and give him a properly hard time. He's the obvious weak link.
As I said, Rojo is brainless and rash, and quite shit.Blind is brainless too, there been more mistakes from blind that have led to goals than Rojo. That's a fact.
Michael Oliver