Luton Town 0:3 Manchester United

Florida Man · Sep 22, 2020

BenitoSTARR said:
Hate to say it but anyone else really bored watching it?

I took a wank break and I just got back into the game.

bazalini · Sep 22, 2020

You got to wonder what has become of Mattic. Mourinho does not sign duff players.

Ranchero · Sep 22, 2020

BenitoSTARR said:
Hate to say it but anyone else really bored watching it?

Desperately predictable and watching paint dry stuff

Pexbo · Sep 22, 2020

Maguire at full pace reminds me of getting a bus out on a nice straight road on GTA2

Nick7 · Sep 22, 2020

GDaly95 said:
Maguire's habit of getting onto the end of so many corners and never scoring them is hilarious

The thing is, he’s literally our only player that’s decent in the air.

Gandalf Greyhame · Sep 22, 2020

I've actually been impressed with Lingard tonight, miss aside.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Sep 22, 2020

klsv said:
I was born just 9 days before Mata and it's quite worrying to see someone of the same age as myself from the side like this. Do I look as slow while getting on and off the bus? Is it as frustrating if I can't get the balls into the hole?

I'm a year older and I feel like I surely would be more physically dangerous than him.

Red Shorts · Sep 22, 2020

Desert Eagle said:
Just fyi this is Lutons second string side. they made 9 changes from their championship game.

That's just brilliant :lol:

Redplane · Sep 22, 2020

GifLord said:
van de Beek's shot saved by the keeper

Lad's got those Dutch catapult legs.

acnumber9 · Sep 22, 2020

Mata is the only one who seems to realise football is a team game. Ighalo, Lingard, Fred etc seem more concerned with getting something for the highlight reel.

Crashoutcassius · Sep 22, 2020

Has Henderson touched the ball

Garethw · Sep 22, 2020

Irrational. said:
Seriously, what do we do in training? Do the players receive any coaching?

There is no system, no identity and no style of play. The players all seem to do their own individual thing.

It’s been like this since about six weeks into Solskjaer taking over. We don’t look coached at all.

dannyrhinos89 · Sep 22, 2020

BenitoSTARR said:
Hate to say it but anyone else really bored watching it?

Me, we are a boring, negative team. We should be smashing teams like this.

edgecutter · Sep 22, 2020

Foxbatt said:
Look at the way we play. It's always out to the full back. Always a straight in corner. Never any variations. Such poor coaching and tactics.

Ssssshhhhh, you're not allowed to say bad things about Ole. It isn't his fault that the board hasn't backed him (even though he has spent over 200 million as a manager here).

Ranchero · Sep 22, 2020

GDaly95 said:
Maguire's habit of getting onto the end of so many corners and never scoring them is hilarious

I KNOW. We are incapable of doing anything from corners

Utdstar01 · Sep 22, 2020

Ole waiting until 85th minute to make subs.

RedDevil@84 · Sep 22, 2020

Such a pointless team. They keep running around and not doing/trying anything

Ranchero · Sep 22, 2020

pauldyson1uk said:
rest of the night, we would be lucky to score if we played for the rest of the week !

Was being generous

Rolaholic · Sep 22, 2020

Surprised that Mason hasn't come on yet, I'm guessing he'll be starting this weekend then

TheMod · Sep 22, 2020

How can we not dominate this game? This is another poor performance by us and it just gets me so angry how we have gone backwards since the end of last season

Robbie Boy · Sep 22, 2020

Shark said:
If Neymar and Messi were off their face drunk.

TsuWave · Sep 22, 2020

Genuinely think Troy Deeney would be a better option than Ighalo

Nick7 · Sep 22, 2020

Gandalf Greyhame said:
I've actually been impressed with Lingard tonight, miss aside.

Our best player

acnumber9 · Sep 22, 2020

Florida Man said:
I took a wank break and I just got back into the game.

Seeing all these fannys obviously became too much for you.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Sep 22, 2020

Irrational. said:
Seriously, what do we do in training? Do the players receive any coaching?

There is no system, no identity and no style of play. The players all seem to do their own individual thing.

Each player is like a different smart phone from 2015. Each one has a different OS and charging port and we are trying to share files between all of them.

Wilt · Sep 22, 2020

Florida Man said:
I took a wank break and I just got back into the game.

That didn’t take very long then

Desert Eagle · Sep 22, 2020

some subs ole?

Ranchero · Sep 22, 2020

RedDevil@84 said:
Such a pointless team. They keep running around and not doing/trying anything

Is it fear. Fear of taking a risk. Fear of failing. There are no fans!!

RedDevil@84 · Sep 22, 2020

Looks like VdB would need to be trained to become like everyone else. We have managed that with Bruno after his initial explosive start.

pauldyson1uk · Sep 22, 2020

Ranchero said:
Was being generous

klayton88 · Sep 22, 2020

RedTiger said:
@klayton88 we done effed up with that 7/1 haven't we?

We did. Was it you who offered the tip? Because I've got a tip for you... Don't offer tips. Otherwise I'll have a tip for you.

Saddy · Sep 22, 2020

I don't understand no subs if we're lacking match time for players !

Right on cue 78th minute.......

edgecutter · Sep 22, 2020

Gandalf Greyhame said:
I've actually been impressed with Lingard tonight, miss aside.

Playing well against a second string Luton. Let's not kid ourselves, his and a lot of others time of picking up obscene wages needs to end, and performances against championship sides shouldn't change that.

Red Shorts · Sep 22, 2020

Utdstar01 said:
Ole waiting until 85th minute to make subs.

Last time we tried that tactic, it ended so well for us...

Ranchero · Sep 22, 2020

Desert Eagle said:
some subs ole?

Ole is asleep

Redplane · Sep 22, 2020

edgecutter said:
Ssssshhhhh, you're not allowed to say bad things about Ole. It isn't his fault that the board hasn't backed him (even though he has spent over 200 million as a manager here).

Ole as DoF and Allegri as manager, Woody out and someone who cares about footie in. There i just solved all our problems.

pauldyson1uk · Sep 22, 2020

Nick7 said:
Our best player

Mata for me.

CM · Sep 22, 2020

How does Solskjaer watch this and not make a sub? This game is so dull

Crashoutcassius · Sep 22, 2020

Unlucky lingard. Why didn't vdb make a move off him there ??

The Real Treble 99 · Sep 22, 2020

Lingard done well this game.

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