Tom Van Persie
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- Dec 12, 2012
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How fecking typical.
Best player performance assessment everToday my 7 month old shat himself in a restaurant. He’d shat so much his nappy overspilled and there was shit down his leg and into his little trousers.
I took to change him in what felt like a cupboard, no room for anything. He was fecking livid, from the outside it must have sounded like I was murdering him. His vest was shitty, his leg was caked. I was roasting hot. He was too long for the table which added to his distress. To top it all off, I only had two wet wipes in the pack.
It was a disaster.
However, I’d rather relive that experience than see eriksen and Dalot for the 2nd half.