Completely agree. They all look like they just met in the pub on the way to the ground. Every fecking week!
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Everton 0:3 Manchester United
Goodison Park
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Completely agree. They all look like they just met in the pub on the way to the ground. Every fecking week!
What is worrying is that I think SMT thinks that's acceptable. Yes, we're taught to play the way you're facing, but you have to get yourself in a position sometimes, to receive the ball and make us play. Haven't any of these players heard of Paul Scholes? Just watch a couple of old footage with him. And he did it without thinking about it.I'm hoping that Mainoo has a great game, then perhaps ETH will realise that some of these youngsters CAN actually perform as well as, if not better than some of the current encumbants.That turn, run and pass from Mainoo. I have never seen McT do thatWhile our bench options suck no changes is honestly mentalThis setup with single DM and everyone else pushing forward is borderline crazy. Mainoo is doing well but he has too much to do by himself. Reminds me of Casemiro in opening games.
Mainoo is what Casemiro needs as a support.
He's basically playing alone in the middle of the park, very little help for him.McT can't make a clean 2 touch pass to Mainoo. UghMainoo is so calm on the ballStop it KobbieWtf are Bruno and Martial doing ?Mainoo looks like the answer to ETH's prayers.
I thought that’s the way we do things. It takes us to be losing or drawing to play betterCan we clone Mainoo twice and get a functioning midfield??
it’s fairly shameful that an 18 year old on his full debut is head and shoulders above the rest of the team.Who’s actually in charge since ETH is in the stands?Good bit of play by Mainoo and Shaw and then Martial gets it and just backs off the ball rather than let an Everton player get within a metre of him.
fecking spineless lazy twerp
He’s having a great game. Easily our best player. Hopefully Amad’s next up — we need him fit asap as the right wing is an obvious weak spotFfs get someone from the under 21s to start up front instead of Martial.Mainoo is so damn good
His possession retention is so much better than any other midfielder we have
Bald man No 2
Van de GaagMartial you flat footed prick
so bored of his half arsed attitudeSpanish ESPN commentators drooling over Mainoo in possession.
Him and Bruno shouldn't be in the same midfield. 2 players under 80% possession is unacceptable.Mainoo is ridiculous
The other bloke with no hair I think.Better start to the half. Less chaotic.
Mitchell van der Gaag
McTominay can do one of those three at a time. Depending on what the dice rolls.
Why is McTominay shooting there and not looking for Martial. There is always talks about players (strikers) being invisible but it’s not a mystery why that is.
Because I barely see Ten Hag on the touchline, I wonder if he actually knows there's a football match going on? He just sits there, looking around like he's trying to remember where he is. He's like my gran towards the end.
Then it gets to half time and he wanders into the dressing room. "I'm looking for Tommy. His family are getting a coloured screen TV soon and said we can watch the Queen's coronation together." Yes, yes, Erik. Let the nurse take you back to your room, please.Bruno tells rash to make he run, he did, ball is there.... annnnd we pass back
That felt like he did that on purpose
What would you change?Just popping in to say this Mainoo kid looks the bollocks. He’s by far your most composed player out there.We seem to go for long through balls which feel very hit and hope compared to dropping back and providing easy options and building up with shorter, more direct passes.
This isn’t going to end well.
I dont think he has done a lot less than Hojlund usually does. Its just very hard to play CF for this team.
Would be odd if he was on the touchline as he’s banned from there.Pass the fecking ball Rashford
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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14%
Alejandro Garnacho
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5%
Andre Onana
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2%
Harry Maguire
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2%
Anthony Martial
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
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Compiled from 306 ratings.
Score Predictions
98,60,32
- Man Utd win
- Everton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 21% Everton 1:2 Man Utd
- 15% Everton 0:2 Man Utd
- 14% Everton 1:1 Man Utd
- 12% Everton 2:0 Man Utd
- 9% Everton 0:1 Man Utd
- 8% Everton 2:1 Man Utd
- 6% Everton 1:0 Man Utd
- 4% Everton 3:1 Man Utd
- 3% Everton 2:2 Man Utd
- 3% Everton 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Everton 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 4:1 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 9:0 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 2:4 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Everton
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 51% 49%
- Shots
- 24 9
- Shots on Target
- 6 4
- Corners
- 6 5
- Fouls
- 10 8
Referee
John Brooks
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
