Everton 0:3 Manchester United

bosskeano · Nov 26, 2023

hobbers said:
We dont have anyone to play on the right. Other than Bruno or Hannibal.

And in this sort of game Hannibal will get sent off in 10 minutes.

Pellestri should be on the right not Rashford and Hannibal for Bruno....will he get sent off?? who knows but at least he'd put in a shift and be better on the ball

ShinjiNinja26 · Nov 26, 2023

Mainoo’s been our best player by far. Kids the real deal.

Walters_19_MuFc · Nov 26, 2023

Started well but we've been awful since the goal.

The build up has been sloppy, precitable and slow. When we have got it into the final third, our attacking players haven't done enough.

I love Rashford but it feels like the film Space Jam. It's almost as if someone or something has zapped his ability away from him.

BorisManUtd · Nov 26, 2023

Good start and incredible goal by Garnacho but afterwards it's been poor performance really. Can't get out of our half and Everton could've equalized on a few occasions. They will score eventually though if we don't improve.

I'd get Pellistri on for Rashford in 2nd half. Rashford's just been poor again and don't think Pellistri will do any worse if he gets the chance.

Mainoo our best player so far.

the_cliff · Nov 26, 2023

Cole9 said:
It was pretty lucky though as it came off his shin. I saw that one live (behind the goal). Amazing atmosphere when that went in.

Rooneys was the better moment. Garnacho the better goal imo.

Nep77 · Nov 26, 2023

Mainoo needs help in the midfield and can we stop with this inverted full back thing and pushing him out towards the right/left back position when we can't even play the basic football properly.

Ollie Derbyshire · Nov 26, 2023

Very poor first half, I’d give Onana, Maguire, Mainoo & Garnacho above average ratings, the rest stunk the place out.

Yagami · Nov 26, 2023

DWelbz19 said:
We need about 3 more Mainoo’s, realistically — players who are mobile, combative, can drive with the ball and are decent under the press at retaining the ball.

Dude, I wish this was the general consensus but some still see it as "hipster" to want press resistant players. Look at the difference ONE makes.

laughtersassassin · Nov 26, 2023

Time to pack the midfield I think.

Take an attacker off

PoTMS · Nov 26, 2023

DJ Jeff said:
So is that 20 games this season without a good performance? It's just absurd at this stage

We had that day against the Palace kids.

Superunknown · Nov 26, 2023

ShinjiNinja26 said:
Mainoo’s been our best player by far. Kids the real deal.

We should just take a gamble on the younger players and play them this season. Tired of seeing the same shite from the 'more experienced' players.

They're going to make mistakes, but at least we might see some actual football.

Cole9 · Nov 26, 2023

the_cliff said:
Rooneys was the better moment. Garnacho the better goal imo.

Agreed.

bosskeano · Nov 26, 2023

Rashford is shit up top but ffs he is better in that role tahn he is on the right or playing Martial who's fecking shit

mitchmouse · Nov 26, 2023

pauldyson1uk said:
Rooneys still better I think

disagree - garnacho had to back track and set himself. rooney's came right at him

stu_1992 · Nov 26, 2023

Firstly what a goal! One of the best I've seen from one of our players! Amazing stuff!

Unfortunately the only other thing that's amazing is the fact we haven't conceded a goal. So frustrating that we've completely failed to capitalise on that in what is a red hot atmosphere.

kouroux · Nov 26, 2023

xG during the 1st half is ugly, 1.15 to 0.04

RedMarcus · Nov 26, 2023

Garnacho's goal was stunning, Mainoo has been great. Apart from that we have been riding our luck. Martial and Rashford anonymous as usual. Everton will score so we need a second goal at least

RedDevilRoshi · Nov 26, 2023

the_cliff said:
Rooneys was the better moment. Garnacho the better goal imo.

Perfectly put

eire-red · Nov 26, 2023

Ollie Derbyshire said:
Very poor first half, I’d give Onana, Maguire, Mainoo & Garnacho above average ratings, the rest stunk the place out.

Yeah agree with that.

kouroux · Nov 26, 2023

pauldyson1uk said:
Rooneys still better I think

That's nostalgia speaking. Rooney shinned it a little too. This was flawless

DJ_21 · Nov 26, 2023

Earlier on in this thread I predicted we’ll be winning 1-0 and it will finish 1-1.

mitchmouse · Nov 26, 2023

get pellestri on, marital off, rashford up top

redom · Nov 26, 2023

We really need to work on our ability to get up the pitch, if we want to pass it out then we need to get our CMs more involved and provide more options or if we want to be more direct then we need to get a lot better at pinging accurate passes forward and then contesting the first and second balls. It all breaks down too easily either way at the moment and we can't sustain any pressure.

NK86 · Nov 26, 2023

Buster15 said:
That is what I hate so much.

We were doing the same under Ole with De Gea. Why spend 50 mil on an inferior shot stopper if that’s the tactic we still want to employ. Why not just go full stoke and heave everything from the first kick. Why the charade of trying to play from the back when the coaches do not know how to do so.

RedDevilRoshi · Nov 26, 2023

kouroux said:
xG during the 1st half is ugly, 1.15 to 0.04

Unsurprising. We’ve only had the 1 shot on target which was the Garnacho bicycle kick.

PoTMS · Nov 26, 2023

These guys look like they don't train together. A serious club and there'd be major questions raised about the coaching.

AFC NimbleThumb · Nov 26, 2023

Mr Pigeon said:
Fixed.

I see what you did there & you‘re not wrong.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Nov 26, 2023

Camy89 said:
I suspect 2 reasons:

1. Our players actually have very little footballing IQ

2. We’re coached terribly

I can see both reasons are true but that goal (and other moves like it this season) show we CAN make quick accurate decisive passes… usually when we’re losing/drawing with 10-15 mins to go.

So why do we stop? The touchline coaches aren’t shouting “go cautious mode!”

It’s maddening to watch. Our best players (some on paper) are in the front six and Everton are sh!t so every logic says play in their half rather than invite them on us and let them get some momentum.

adexkola · Nov 26, 2023

Cole9 said:
It was pretty lucky though as it came off his shin. I saw that one live (behind the goal). Amazing atmosphere when that went in.

Any overhead kick is luck, even if you use your foot

Mr Pigeon · Nov 26, 2023

RedDevilRoshi said:
Anyone going to update the scoreboard on here?

Best to leave it at 0-0 incase VAR disallows it.

RedSky · Nov 26, 2023

No changes...

Camy89 · Nov 26, 2023

I wish the hashtag for Everton stood for ‘Come On You Toffees U Score!’

#COYTUS

DJ_21 · Nov 26, 2023

These are there for the taking. Any other top team are 3 goals up at halve time

Hughie77 · Nov 26, 2023

I'd drop Bruno back in to a 3 CM and go wider with Garnacho and Rashford .. Martial same stay up front.. and go long to those even for 10 mins .. beats there press and gives the CM more protection..

BorisManUtd · Nov 26, 2023

mitchmouse said:
get pellestri on, marital off, rashford up top

Agree. Seems like we'll be defending mostly anyway.

Buster15 · Nov 26, 2023

ShinjiNinja26 said:
Mainoo’s been our best player by far. Kids the real deal.

Certainly is. Making the rest look like they are playing Walking Football.

ThinkTank@Cafe · Nov 26, 2023

5 things we learned from 1st half:

1. Oscar goes to Garnacho. Goal of the season.
2. McT and Bruno paying tribute to Michelle Yeo’s “Evelyn at IRS” scene
3. Rashford outperforming Joaquin Phoenix’ Arthur Fleck.
4. Ten Hag’s “Remembering Ole” continues.
5. We’ve got £100m midfielder from the Academy.

Jazz · Nov 26, 2023

Come on lads some composure please...

DJ_21 · Nov 26, 2023

Bet if it went 1-1 we’d start playing good again. A joke

RonaldoVII · Nov 26, 2023

DJ_21 said:
Bet if it went 1-1 we’d start playing good again. A joke

Wouldn't bank on it

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