Torpid you mean.
tumescent means the opposite of what you think it does, engorged, swollen and thereby excited, since it is most frequently used to describe penis' in furry porn. Or so i've been told!
Champions League Group B
CSKA Moscow 1:1 Manchester United
Arena Khimki, Moscow
- Kick-off
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Torpid you mean.
tumescent means the opposite of what you think it does, engorged, swollen and thereby excited, since it is most frequently used to describe penis' in furry porn. Or so i've been told!
That only fills me with doubt that we'll be the team to end the record.We will score and we will win!
You can come back and find this post later and ridicule me if it doesn't happen!
Exactly. But none of them are. Even Rooney can since we have the extra man in Herrera to attack the box.Brilliant pass by MorganBest player for United? Young Jesse Lingard who looks a real player. Martial is being doubled up on. Rooney is offering absolutely sweet sod all and quite frankly I'm sick of it.
Can't play behind a striker, can't play in midfield, can't play up front... He's completely useless! He's done as a player and to make matters worse his involvement is now hampering Martial!
I do hope you are right.
If this is his first clean sheet in 9 years, that'll be galling.37 min
Rooney gets a sight of goal from 20 yards but his shot is wide.What a joke shotNeed to sub off Rooney for Memphis, Martial up top.Seriously worried that we won't get out of the group stages. Our group should be easy.Really Rooney? That's your best attempt at a shot?May as well invite them on to us.
Course it is. I've been saying it for two fecking months now. Nothing good ever happens when we play with that hideous orange.People seriously thinking the kit is to blame
Better from Martial.We have to put blame on the Kit, and whilst we are at it we can add Rooney to the blame list too.Doumbia is rapid...Terrible display so far.
Old Trafford*
If i knew what we were doing ,i would say the same.I'm watching it on a shitty stream and I can't tell the difference between our players and theirs!! The kit colour seems very similar!So the Europa league do we stand a chance?Absloutely shocking. I see no purpose or directness whatsoever to our play.Lingard has been bright. Martial down the middle for me.We don't deserve you Rooney! Please leave us!Rooney should have been ahead of the defender for the martial cross.Rooney needs to stop coming into am and remain as a striker.
Was at Old Trafford. We were brilliant for 20 minutes at Craven Cottage that seasonLingard has been great. Picking up so many pockets of space all over the pitch.Also what is up with Valencia? He has bags of space in front of him so he chooses to pass backwards? He has so much pace that he never uses.
We were bossing play at the time. Just wondering if their fans are that fickle.Shockingly impotent display anyone would think we are leading with the lack of urgency or directness. Every time they break they look much more dangerous than our over passing nonsense getting us nowhere. Do we even have a CF?
The ones doing nothing are ours.The only sub we need to make is the black kit for the white one.
Wasn't that at Old Trafford?
Fulham were expected to roll over and in the end we scraped through with a draw. Funny game that was.Their CB signals clear as day, full screen that he needs to come off.
Two minutes go by.
Commentators 'thinks the CB may have a problem'.
Yeah, was really odd.
Yea a couple people have corrected me! Memory failing me there!- Status
that was a home game?Man of the Match
Runners-up
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23%
Morgan Schneiderlin
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16%
David de Gea
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12%
Ander Herrera
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5%
Antonio Valencia
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5%
Chris Smalling
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4%
Jesse Lingard
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2%
Phil Jones
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1%
Marouane Fellaini
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
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Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 598 ratings.
Score Predictions
666,25,102
- Man Utd win
- Moscow win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 27% Moscow 0:2 Man Utd
- 24% Moscow 1:2 Man Utd
- 11% Moscow 1:3 Man Utd
- 10% Moscow 0:1 Man Utd
- 10% Moscow 1:1 Man Utd
- 7% Moscow 0:3 Man Utd
- 2% Moscow 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Moscow 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Moscow 2:1 Man Utd
- 1% Moscow 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Moscow 2:0 Man Utd
- 1% Moscow 2:2 Man Utd
- 1% Moscow 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Moscow 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Moscow 1:0 Man Utd
- 0% Moscow 2:4 Man Utd
- 0% Moscow 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Moscow 3:0 Man Utd
- 0% Moscow 1:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Moscow
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 28% 72%
- Shots
- 6 7
- Shots on Target
- 4 3
- Corners
- 3 1
- Fouls
- 9 11
Referee
Carlos Velasco Carballo
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Daley Blind
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replaced by Memphis Depay
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replaced by Marouane Fellaini
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