Crystal Palace 4:0 Manchester United

United Hobbit · May 6, 2024

Lost all control and discipline

ManUnitedCanuck · May 6, 2024

Aren’t you allowed to kick through the back of players to get the ball? We saw that for the goal, so surely it’s allowed

always_hoping · May 6, 2024

Kaos said:
What a feckin goal that was to be fair. Casemiro about as useful as a floppy dildo.

He's been rubbish all season and you know how makeshift the defence is when he's played as a centre back

BarstoolProphet · May 6, 2024

Can we not play Casemiro for the rest of the season so that KSA teams might pay more than two pence for him?

thegregster · May 6, 2024

Said it months ago. Onana is a joke. League one keeper when it comes to shot stopping.

Yanited__ · May 6, 2024

JPRouve said:
Agreed. We can create chances out of nowhere, the issue is that it's out of nowhere.

I know we've just been spanked with 4 goals but point still stands. Looks like tonight it won't though!

groovyalbert · May 6, 2024

Might as well Sofyan

2 man midfield · May 6, 2024

Genuinely think the first thing our new boss does is offer De Gea a 1 year deal

erikcred · May 6, 2024

JPRouve said:
Casemiro tried to get a foul which is almost always given to CBs for absolutely no good reason.

Yup.

NoLogo · May 6, 2024

You have to give credit to Perez, he knows when his players are done. If you get to buy a Real Madrid player you can be certain there is a reason why he didn't bother to let them go.

Scarlett Dracarys · May 6, 2024

Crystal Palace destroying us..smh

Scorpy · May 6, 2024

Ten Hag is a goner but I’m praying there will be consequences for those fecking wasters on the pitch as well. Not fit to wear the shirt, serving up embarrassment after embarrassment all season.

peridigm · May 6, 2024

The thread on how many points we get from the remaining fixtures is going to be a fun read at the end of the season.

PoTMS · May 6, 2024

Dobba said:
You just said you did it!

fecking hell man.

Me and you both know you checked my post history and couldn't find it. :lol:

LordSpud · May 6, 2024

Feels awfully like the end of Ole when Everton hammered us then Cardiff shut the coffin.

Sassy Colin · May 6, 2024

DavelinaJolie said:
Casemiro couldn't defend in midfield. What makes anyone think he could defend in defence.

Who else did we have?

Charlie Foley · May 6, 2024

Catt said:
Who?

It applies to literally anyone, so he left it vague

lex talionis · May 6, 2024

We might want to have a look at Palace's manager.

Red Royal · May 6, 2024

Our motm choice will be interesting

Orton · May 6, 2024

These are the results we should have been suffering when we lucked out earlier in the season. Injuries or not, this is just so bad. Whole team needs a reset, and ten Haag has to leave tomorrow (or tonight).

Unam333 · May 6, 2024

Olise is just toying with us. What a magnificent strike that was!

BarstoolProphet · May 6, 2024

Amrabat channeling his Mbappe run again

Erics_Collar · May 6, 2024

Is there any other team in any top league in Europe where 36 year old Jonny Evans would be the pacier centre back?

NotChatGPT · May 6, 2024

ha_rooney said:
Martinez aside, all of Ten Hag’s signings have been utter failures.

Højlund has had a fine first season, not sure what you're on about

Plant0x84 · May 6, 2024

Andersons Dietician said:
I’m confused as to what you’re suggesting they would bring to this team to stop the CB’s gifting them 3 goals?

We might have done something with out 60% possession for a start. Might have had more than 1 shot on target too.

Andycoleno9 · May 6, 2024

OnlyTwoDaSilvas said:
How is Onana diving for that and still getting nowhere near it? It was near enough down the middle.

Short arms, shit reflexes and zero jumping reach.

Ranie · May 6, 2024

Eth sacked in the morning?

Walters_19_MuFc · May 6, 2024

mitchmouse said:
he plays the same tactics time after time with the same result. that's pretty much the definition of mad

Lets address your quote. You compared him to Moyes and said he doesn't know what he's doing. A manager wouldn't finish third, get into two finals and win a cup if that was the case.

What did Moyes win, with was a title winning side, may I add?

tomaldinho1 · May 6, 2024

Bobski said:
Will Hughes bitchslapped our midfield.

Helps when it's just a teenager on his own

mitchmouse · May 6, 2024

I'm sure Sky have scheduled out next two games to show to give people a laugh in the cost of living crisis

mav_9me · May 6, 2024

Delano said:
Genuinely believe this Casemiro performance is the worst I've ever seen.

He is no CB so cruel to judge him on this but it wouldn't have made a difference if he played in midfield. This looks very much like Gary Neville vs West Brom.

I'll be shocked if he stays in our squad next season

frostbite · May 6, 2024

AdamColeBebe said:
No seriously who even is Amrabat? What's he for?

Amrabat played with ETH before and they know each other well.

Dec9003 · May 6, 2024

I know we have injuries but is it allowed to say this is a sackable performance for the manager?

Zlatan 7 · May 6, 2024

CloneMC16 said:
Onana has to save that. It was nowhere near the post. Shit keeping.

It was bang in the midden of the goal :lol:

He’s an absolutely shocking ‘goal keeper’

Mike Smalling · May 6, 2024

This has the same vibes as Ole's last game in charge. 4-1 loss away to Watford.

Borys · May 6, 2024

Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
Onana - guys I said it when he joined and I've said it all the time he's been here.

He cannot make saves, he can only block shots that hit him. When he makes saves, he has exceptionally poor hand eye coordination so he pushes the ball back towards the player.

Well put. He's amazingly slow for an athlete.

DavelinaJolie · May 6, 2024

mav_9me said:
That's the state of our injuries. Who else is there?

I'm not arguing him being played there now in this situation, just the surprise that he's getting humiliated by a fast, technical and strong front line. Especially next to a 35 year old CB who hasn't played in months

Flying high · May 6, 2024

Red Royal said:
Our motm choice will be interesting

Easy. Amrabat for that challenge

RedDevil@84 · May 6, 2024

How is that not a red. Amrabat had no control.

moodyred · May 6, 2024

Spineless performance. I have never hated a united team so much.

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