Crystal Palace 4:0 Manchester United

Beachryan · May 6, 2024

Just to be clear, Casemiro was beaten in THEIR half there. What. Is. He. Doing. There?

Anyway, that's that. Pity, some of the football was alright from us. But two Casemiro mistakes, two goals.

DomesticTadpole · May 6, 2024

LordSpud said:
City in a few weeks in a Cup Final. God help us

At least Arsenal know we will not be a threat to their title challenge.

van Nistelrooy · May 6, 2024

Mateta just retired Jonny Evans.

Unam333 · May 6, 2024

Mateta is such a great player. Big, strong, fast, can hold up the ball really really well, has a great strike.

Borys · May 6, 2024

This United side must be the least athletic team in the league.

Precaution · May 6, 2024

Hakuna Mateta!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Mateta!
Ain't no passing craze (unless Onana is in goal)

always_hoping · May 6, 2024

2 goals from two shots on target? both came from United errors or losing the ball. Thankfully only a few more matches left in this season.

astracrazy · May 6, 2024

Has Antony actually touched the ball yet?

2 man midfield · May 6, 2024

Garethw said:
This is now worse than anything post SAF.

It’s a well used phrase, but if we finish 8th then it’s true

100 · May 6, 2024

It might be genius by INEOS to wait until right before the cup final as to not miss the honeymoon period

Kostov · May 6, 2024

50m GK upgrade that is for the dutch fraud

lex talionis · May 6, 2024

News Flash: Evans is too old for the PL.

Wednesday at Stoke · May 6, 2024

If that isn’t a signal for Evans to retire, I don’t know what is.

Who's Kissing Cameras? · May 6, 2024

But but but Bruno and Rashy are the problems!

They are our best players.

Delano · May 6, 2024

I'll be stunned if we get another point this season.

48 hours · May 6, 2024

Bocca9978 said:
Betting my son that we won’t have a shot on target till gone 70 minutes.

safe bet, but which site accepts children as a bet?

E-mal · May 6, 2024

What a mess

CloneMC16 · May 6, 2024

#07 said:
Someone wanna tell me again how Bruno is the problem?

We create nothing without Bruno. Cannot understand people saying he's a problem.

Oldyella · May 6, 2024

Sassy Colin said:
But, Mount.

Is he playing?

How can Mount expect to perform when we don't have a left back available?

Gordon S · May 6, 2024

I am a bit envious of all the people that still thinks Erik deserves another season. I wish i could see it.

Frank Grimes · May 6, 2024

Going to finish season with minus goal difference. Pathetic shower.

Wing Attack Plan R · May 6, 2024

mitchmouse said:
as predicted

Do you have us losing by only 2?

tomaldinho1 · May 6, 2024

One Night Only said:
What's our worst possible finish mathematically? I think we can do that.

10th if Bournemouth win all their games with loads of goals

MrBest · May 6, 2024

This is why hag should dacked"

Onana, first choice
Dalot, first choice
Mainoo, first choice
Casemiro, first choice, although in wrong position
Garnacho, probably first choice
Antony, probably first choice but he chose to spend 90m on him
Hojlund, first choice and cost 70m
Mount, 55m, probably near his first choice

I get a lot of pegs in square holes, but 8 of 11 would probably be playing. We blame the defence, yes useless coming out but it starts with his GK.

I dont know what I'm least looking forward to anymore, hags BS at full time (we done well, controlled game, no routines, too many injuries) or another pointless game and a waste of 90 mins.

2 0 already, we have no midfield, the striker has no service, defence looks clueless, GK looks like he turned up to a Sunday league tournament. It is just embarrassing. If it takes palace to win 5 0 and Hag gets sacked, I think im there, its so painful to even suggest I want United to lose, but this is just so so so bad.

DavidDeSchmikes · May 6, 2024

there's not physical prowess with this team

groovyalbert · May 6, 2024

Don't fecking dare throw youth players into this shite show. They don't deserve it.

Widow · May 6, 2024

You can't blame Onana there, dude almost ripped it through the back of the net! Besides, he already saved a good 1v1 so he's got a little credit. Our CBs though, farther time has just caught up with them, I don't even blame them nor EtH as he didn't have much of an option.

Florida Man · May 6, 2024

Ask De Gea's new club about how great his saves are

Zed is not dead · May 6, 2024

I mean we didn’t expect Evans to play this season and he’s now the CB who played the most
And he was rushed from injury tonight. What did people expect? For him to turn into prime Maldini at 37?

PoTMS · May 6, 2024

Imagine, we even got a "shite" manager in Glaser to replace this bald cnut when INEOS came in.

RomfordRed75 · May 6, 2024

Garethw said:
This is now worse than anything post SAF.

Worse than anything pre Fergie as well.
This is just shambolic

laughtersassassin · May 6, 2024

ETH well and truly earned the title of Worst Manger post Fergie. And it's not even close.

Congrats to Moyes on being promoted to second worst and miles better than the current guy

Sassy Colin · May 6, 2024

Ollie Derbyshire said:
Evans breezed past but is Casemiro playing in midfield or something.

That's where he's supposed to be playing, yes.

Alvaro Maestre · May 6, 2024

Onana can't bother either ah

Scarlett Dracarys · May 6, 2024

I wasn't gonna watch this but my coworkers have this thing where they bang on my office wall if United is losing. I hate them all for reminding me.

Dobba · May 6, 2024

At least Bruno isn't holding this team back tonight. Every cloud, right?

TheRedHearted · May 6, 2024

Leftback99 said:
Not financially.

Could agree with that but the teams going to have to learn to gel next seasons. Premier league plus the FA cup and carabao cup is enough for me.

Andycoleno9 said:
Why is good not being in Europe?

Because most likely we will have a new manager and a lot of new players. Focusing on the league won’t be a bad thing since we will be gelling together and finding our identity.

we still have the FA cup and the carabao cup for added games and different atmospheres.

I’m fine with the new managers second season if we finish in top four (another thing I’d rather focus on than being in Europe traveling for games that don’t mean anything)

NotChatGPT · May 6, 2024

Andersons Dietician said:
It’s funny the amount of times I’ve heard Lindelof getting rinsed on here for backing off or jockeying a player. That there is why you don’t commit and jockey back until people get round to cover.

lindelof isnt very good, that doesnt make Evans good.

48 hours · May 6, 2024

Ronaldo's ego said:
Someone tell Onana that fully extending your arms might help.

Pickford and his t-Rex arms would do better at the near post

Widow · May 6, 2024

Oh, there goes our bloody goal difference too

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