Crystal Palace 4:0 Manchester United

CodeRed · May 6, 2024

I used to post 'it's not even half time....keep the faith...We are United'. That was a bloody long time ago now. I'm 52 years old now and I haven't seen us look so lost ever.

Ace of Spades · May 6, 2024

9 out of 11 are players ETH bought, does not look like money well spent.

DomesticTadpole · May 6, 2024

United Hobbit said:
At what position do we fail to qualify for any sort of Europa rubbish?

8th. Maybe they will aim lower.

One Night Only · May 6, 2024

Sassy Colin said:
The combined age of our makeshift CBs is 68.

Think about that.

Think about what? How well you know our players ages? How 2 numbers added together make a new number?

That phrase is worse than our football.

Yanited__ · May 6, 2024

Hojlund what is that bro

RonaldoVII · May 6, 2024

As bad as it is, I doubt anyone is coaching Casemiro to slide in 10 times a game and then jog back

The Hilton · May 6, 2024

big_jeffstar said:
he seems to have the ball constantly, but never does anything with it

Teams generally know he's useless, so they're happy to let him have it

sugar_kane · May 6, 2024

kouroux said:
He's Mount

He’s always fecking out

Ronaldo's ego · May 6, 2024

That bench, feck me.

48 hours · May 6, 2024

Terry Crews saving us there

Sassy Colin · May 6, 2024

feck me, our bench is desperate. Only Amad is over 21 of the outfield players.

Widow · May 6, 2024

DJ_21 said:
End of conversation.

Think you need a break

No Idea For Nickname · May 6, 2024

Paul778 said:
The whole team knows there is nothing to play for and ETH is gone in three games.

In that case they should be out as well!

SER19 · May 6, 2024

Im still in a sort of half shock at that goal. Genuine question, how can that be explained? Coaching or not you have a multiple champions league winner and one of the most experienced defenders in the PL watching that

King Eric 7 · May 6, 2024

Mateta with the vital interception for us.

mu4c_20le · May 6, 2024

Mateta thank god

thisisnottaken1 · May 6, 2024

United Hobbit said:
At what position do we fail to qualify for any sort of Europa rubbish?

8th. And I’d prefer for us to get some form of European football next season. Not doing so will be detrimental.

Beachryan · May 6, 2024

Huge mistake from Casemiro, obviously belying his being out of position, but man, that finish. Scuffed off the ankle almost, just inside the post.

Feels like for another team, that's a cleaner contact and goes right to the keeper.

It's that kind of season.

Ollie Derbyshire · May 6, 2024

Wan Bissaka is an anti footballer, he’s so awkward to watch.

Tom Van Persie · May 6, 2024

Palace player blocked the shot. Should've been 2-0.

E-mal · May 6, 2024

mu4c_20le said:
Yeah... 60m for a Bruno backup isn't exactly a transfer masterclass, though i'm glad to see he's doing well in his natural position

He is just OK, not playing well

Godfather · May 6, 2024

Good block by the CP striker. Prevented the 2-0

lex talionis · May 6, 2024

RedDevil@84 said:
As in, every penalty is saveable, but mostly wont get saved.
Olise had like 3-4 secs to pick his spot.

True again, but the ball wasn't struck cleanly and was saveable.

2 man midfield · May 6, 2024

Showing us how to defend

One Night Only · May 6, 2024

Mateta our best defender so far

Superunknown · May 6, 2024

I'm getting Private Gomer Pyle before the beatdown vibes from Casemiro.

cj_sparky · May 6, 2024

Nice of Mateta to block that one for us.

AdamColeBebe · May 6, 2024

Mateta with our best defence this half

jasT1981 · May 6, 2024

That would have been 2-0

edgecutter · May 6, 2024

Should be 2 down

Hester_manc · May 6, 2024

Mainoo looks tired.

CloneMC16 · May 6, 2024

House Mkhitaryan said:
Hopefully Bayern not watching

NotChatGPT · May 6, 2024

hobbers said:
Why has he swapped Dalot and AWB yet again

werent fans moaning about it being better to have Dalot in his natural position

DJ_21 · May 6, 2024

Widow said:
Think you need a break

And for your information. Olise is now the one playing better. Making things happen for them.

Andycoleno9 · May 6, 2024

I paused new Star Wars series for this shit

Reditus · May 6, 2024

United Hobbit said:
At what position do we fail to qualify for any sort of Europa rubbish?

I think we qualify for Europa no matter what due to fa cup final

could be mistaken though

mav_9me · May 6, 2024

Not to excuse ETH, but with this type of a line up there against an in form team at their home there is no reason expect anything other than a defeat. Just hoping to see some moments.

Who's Kissing Cameras? · May 6, 2024

House Mkhitaryan said:
Hopefully Bayern not watching

Same here.

Mike Smalling · May 6, 2024

Ollie Derbyshire said:
Wan Bissaka is an anti footballer, he’s so awkward to watch.

Yeah, and his body language is kind of infuriating. Just wanders around so casually.

Pughnichi · May 6, 2024

Verminator said:
Trusht the proshesh.

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