Crystal Palace 2:3 Manchester United

Dobba · Mar 5, 2018

VanGaalyTime said:
What do these idiots do in training?

Colouring in.

Drawfull · Mar 5, 2018

whatwha said:
You didn't notice the smell of food turning to coal?

It smelled of roasted onions. Dopiaza. I used to be a fecking chef :lol:

redzombie · Mar 5, 2018

fighting seems beneath us

Barnslig · Mar 5, 2018

Dr. StrangeHate said:
Every team works harder than is. I have made my peace with that.
But why do opposing teams play with such swagger against us?
Their passing is crisp. Their movement has purpose. They try flicks, dribbles and 1-2s.
I don't get it.

And then they regress and roll over to some shit team next week. More interesting is how we’re so high on the table with our shit passing.

Jazz · Mar 5, 2018

Sanchez can't hold on to the fecking ball!

Samid · Mar 5, 2018

Put some fecking crosses in already.

Scarecrow · Mar 5, 2018

I like our energy. There's plenty of movement, the ball moves fast. We're just sitting too deep. They're defending well, too.

Josep Dowling · Mar 5, 2018

edgar allan said:
I am sure he wishes he could be up against Young every week

Just don’t understand why we don’t start Shaw, what has he done wrong when he plays?

Mainoldo · Mar 5, 2018

IF we play about 20 yards further up.. we might get a goal.

spontaneus1 · Mar 5, 2018

Players slipping all over the pitch.

christinaa · Mar 5, 2018

Pogba is really woeful. Hope he picks up soon.

ManUnitedCanuck · Mar 5, 2018

We seem to never be able to find space in the final 3rd

SirAnderson · Mar 5, 2018

Sanchez has been sloppy tonight.

kouroux · Mar 5, 2018

They are man handling Lukaku. Almost bullying levels now

No Idea For Nickname · Mar 5, 2018

VanGaalyTime said:
What do these idiots do in training?

They dab.

Red Stone · Mar 5, 2018

I, too, am capable of blindly running into opposition players. Can I have a multi-million quid contract?

Son Of Sam · Mar 5, 2018

christinaa said:
Ground is not wide so can't play with width needed for a game like this

The ground is wide, Crystal Palace players are even playing narrow - we are just a sorry bunch. The least intelligent set of players in England.

It’s incredible that a Man Utd team can come here and not stop stamp their authority. It’s a shame, really. I wonder what Jose coaches this bunch of troglodytes.

MThomas · Mar 5, 2018

Scarecrow said:
I like our energy. There's plenty of movement, the ball moves fast. We're just sitting too deep. They're defending well, too.

SadlerMUFC · Mar 5, 2018

Our first touch is almost always wrong. Rather than touching into space we are touching into a Palace player. These are basics of the game. And when we do get control we are trying to force it through the middle. Can we get some width please...

Raw · Mar 5, 2018

Rajma said:
Worst part is Palace look more like a team than we do, completely disjointed. Seems like we have deeper problems than just formations.

Feels like a bit of a running theme this season against some of the worse sides. Even if we do win this it'll most likely be down to individual brilliance or Palace making a mistake.

Camy89 · Mar 5, 2018

Utdfrom2002 said:
I know excessive negativity is being clamped down. But no need to go through the effort of writing essays to call us shit

It distracted me for a few beautiful minutes.

Then I look up and watch Young lose possession again then I'm straight back into my phone but this time with an exhasperated smirk on my face.

pseudo_canadian · Mar 5, 2018

Cutch said:
I’d love to know what we work on in training

Dabbing, or something.

dannyrhinos89 · Mar 5, 2018

Massive Spanner said:
Pretty sure I'm already watching The Walking Dead on Sky Sports right now.

It’s funny because it’s true.

YouOnlyLiveTwice · Mar 5, 2018

Take some shots ffs

Canagel · Mar 5, 2018

Need to use the width. Everything is too narrow.

BenjaminP · Mar 5, 2018

I hope Pogba's subbed at half time. Also McTominay.

Kapardin · Mar 5, 2018

Not happening this half.

SqueakyWeasel · Mar 5, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
Are these childish twats going to boo Young all the way through? I can't even remember what he did to upset them.

They think he's Cantona

diplomat · Mar 5, 2018

Rado_N said:
I just asked you a question.

You seem incapable of understanding basic points. Is English not your first language?

I apologise. English isn't my first language.

Andersons Dietician · Mar 5, 2018

Come on lads! Remember only positivity is allowed in the match day thread. We’ll go on to win this 8-1

Vidyoyo · Mar 5, 2018

ManUnitedCanuck said:
We seem to never be able to find space in the final 3rd

It's because we don't press as a team.

Shark · Mar 5, 2018

Pogba is truly having a nightmare.

Marcky411 · Mar 5, 2018

When is Jose going to realize he needs the winger to play like wingers and stop cutting into the center

Irrational. · Mar 5, 2018

These cnuts are fouling with impunity.

Andycoleno9 · Mar 5, 2018

Rashford and mata should replace mctominay and lingard. We don't need 2 dmc here

TrueRed79 · Mar 5, 2018

Has Pogba downed tools? Genuine question. Everything he does seems half-arsed.

kouroux · Mar 5, 2018

BusbyMalone said:
van aanholt playing like Maldini

So we have Eto'o (Lukaku),Maldini and Messi (Townsend) in the same team

SirAnderson · Mar 5, 2018

Geez that box is so packed. Going to need to put in a Lukaku cross to get anything through them.

Cpt Negative · Mar 5, 2018

Pogba really poor first half, as poor as I’ve seen him play.

Palace compact down the middle and and we have no width

No Idea For Nickname · Mar 5, 2018

Shark said:
Pogba is truly a nightmare.

Fixed for you.
You're welcome

MiceOnMeth · Mar 5, 2018

Why do we look so disjointed and bereft of ideas when on the ball?

Djemba-Djemba · Mar 5, 2018

What is Pogba doing?

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