Crystal Palace 2:3 Manchester United

RedPed · Mar 5, 2018

Amadaeus said:
It looks like we are 100 years away from competing with this City side.

Feck sake, give it a rest. Not like we haven't heard that a million times already and everytime we play a game and aren't 5-0 up by half time.

Cpt Negative · Mar 5, 2018

Can see this ending 1-0 without us having a meaningful attempt between now and FT

kidbob · Mar 5, 2018

Let's be realistic, regardless of playing staff we'd be camped on the edge of their box under Fergie at this stage.

Xeno · Mar 5, 2018

Dogshit this.

Sassy Colin · Mar 5, 2018

Are these childish twats going to boo Young all the way through? I can't even remember what he did to upset them.

Dr. StrangeHate · Mar 5, 2018

Every team works harder than is. I have made my peace with that.
But why do opposing teams play with such swagger against us?
Their passing is crisp. Their movement has purpose. They try flicks, dribbles and 1-2s.
I don't get it.

SSSSnake · Mar 5, 2018

Pogba needs his swag back. Looks so low on confidence.

Drawfull · Mar 5, 2018

Camy89 said:
Imagine knowing you were coming home to the other half cooking you steak dinner.

You know it'll taste good, there's a small chance she'll balls it up, but overall you trust her to get it right.

So you get home and walk into the kitchen to catch her squatting over your plate curling out a turd onto it. She smiles and says 'dinners served'.

Imagine how negative you would feel. This is what's happening to us.

Dunno like, my curry's pretty fecked with melted plastic. I'm starving.

King.of.Red · Mar 5, 2018

Frustating to watch.

kouroux · Mar 5, 2018

Kazi said:
You idiot! How can you not see that he’s been positioned 35 centimeters away from his ideal position in this game?!

I was like "what is he on about " at the first line

dirkey · Mar 5, 2018

Half hour gone. Thoughts so far:

CBs are shaky.
Young shouldn't be playing, should be Shaw.
Pogba horrific. He's getting on the ball a lot, yes. He's trying to go forward, yes. But he's just so bad. Misplacing simple passes, and a stupid stupid Hollywood pass that gave them the ball for their goal.

Midfielders not making angles to take the ball from people. Tired of seeing Matic & Pogba stood behind Palace players pointing back at the CBs as the outlet ball to whoever has it.

Someone is going to have to grab this game by the scruff, hopefully Sanchez.

Nickosaur · Mar 5, 2018

Getting into the game more now.

The Firestarter · Mar 5, 2018

pseudo_canadian said:
Getting out-worked, losing 2nd balls, miss-placing passes, letting runners through midfield too easily, not giving each other enough outlets.

Pogba is the one who worries me. No effort whatsoever.

villain · Mar 5, 2018

kouroux said:
We are wasting him tbh.

Shark said:
I was just screaming that at the TV. Lukaku doesn’t thrive on long balls ffs

It’s comical at this point, if I don’t laugh I’ll cry.

DomesticTadpole · Mar 5, 2018

Jazz said:
What the hell is wrong with us?

Cannot make my mind up if it is arrogance or we are just useless.

Sandyman · Mar 5, 2018

Camy89 said:
Imagine knowing you were coming home to the other half cooking you steak dinner.

You know it'll taste good, there's a small chance she'll balls it up, but overall you trust her to get it right.

So you get home and walk into the kitchen to catch her squatting over your plate curling out a turd onto it. She smiles and says 'dinners served'.

Imagine how negative you would feel. This is what's happening to us.

I know excessive negativity is being clamped down. But no need to go through the effort of writing essays to call us shit :lol:

SirAnderson · Mar 5, 2018

If this guy gets injured I will scream, more so for those that will give the proverbial "blessing in disguised" crap.

Redplane · Mar 5, 2018

Raw said:
It's the same old poor away performance really. Palace had a great start and took advantage and we look like we don't know what we're doing at times. Hope we do whatever we did against Chelsea and wake the feck up.

Thanks. Adjusted my expectations ever since Moyes. Haven't been as disappointed since. Sounds like the world is ending based on some of these comments.

Adisa · Mar 5, 2018

Josep Dowling said:
Andros Townsend is deciding to have his 1 in every 8 game form tonight.

Or we're letting him have it.

Irish_Red · Mar 5, 2018

Why is Valencia refusing to pass the ball quickly to McTominay and insists on going long?

JPRouve · Mar 5, 2018

Rado_N said:
I just asked you a question.

You seem incapable of understanding basic points. Is English not your first language?

Amir · Mar 5, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
Are these childish twats going to boo Young all the way through? I can't even remember what he did to upset them.

I think he dived against them in 1994.

VanGaalyTime · Mar 5, 2018

What do these idiots do in training?

GhastlyHun · Mar 5, 2018

Ah, another one of my predictions down the drain already.

McLovin · Mar 5, 2018

Really poor touches so far by our lads. No one able to control the ball well.

Irrational. · Mar 5, 2018

All of our so called 'superstars' are playing like shite.

Litch · Mar 5, 2018

Scott really utd standard?

AndyJ1985 · Mar 5, 2018

If we were playing well and conceded a deflected goal then fair enough. But it's another standard shite start to a match from us. Sick of seeing us unable to string a few passes together and resorting to hoofing it up the field. It's such a poor standard of football.

To balance the negativity: we have a great team on paper and we'll probably improve in the second half.

Stactix · Mar 5, 2018

Cpt Negative said:
Not sure I’ve seen this tempo from palace for the last few weeks. Staggering how often teams peak against us.

Think it's more likely that Utd are making them look good.

SirAnderson · Mar 5, 2018

Stactix said:
Plenty of corners, horrendous cornertaking.

Sounds about right.

Bojan11 · Mar 5, 2018

Why are we so pedestrian? If we up the tempo against this lot we’d score.

Marcky411 · Mar 5, 2018

kouroux said:
Isn't Pogba playing in an "ideal" position ? Why is he still so poor ?

Grylte · Mar 5, 2018

diplomat said:
Thank you for the advice and I've already read it from the 1st to last post. The adjustments to my vocabulary used in the forum have been made as required. I'm going to be positive about everything from now on.

I love how Pogba can just walk around and still be world class.

I'm sure the sarcasm is appreciated

Idxomer · Mar 5, 2018

McTominay is allergic to the ball

bosnian_red · Mar 5, 2018

Would put Shaw on for young, then Mata for mctominay probably. Then rashford for lingard eventually if nothing changes. No cutting edge though. Predictably, with no martial

Vidyoyo · Mar 5, 2018

SSSSnake said:
Pogba needs his swag back. Looks so low on confidence.

I have an idea: let's all follow Pogba on Instagram at half-time. A couple of hundred new followers will get him buzzing.

Cutch · Mar 5, 2018

I’d love to know what we work on in training

pseudo_canadian · Mar 5, 2018

The Firestarter said:
Pogba is the one who worries me. No effort whatsoever.

Yeah, agree with that. Quite worrying.

DomesticTadpole · Mar 5, 2018

Sassy Colin said:
Are these childish twats going to boo Young all the way through? I can't even remember what he did to upset them.

Someone said he dived against them in the long distant past.

BusbyMalone · Mar 5, 2018

van aanholt playing like Maldini

Sunny Jim · Mar 5, 2018

This has been so frustrating.

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