Brighton & Hove Albion 0:2 Manchester United

Big Ben Foster · May 19, 2024

Dan_F said:
I wish I could remember the name of whoever was suggesting we should spend £20 million on Amrabat after the Newcastle game. So painfully average, he should be playing for a promoted team.

There were quite a few posters making that suggestion. One half-decent performance (which wasn't even that great) somehow led a ton of people to think he would make a "decent squad player".

Desert Eagle · May 19, 2024

So freaking trash

Ayoba · May 19, 2024

8th it is. Newcastle 3-0 up

Licha-Vidic · May 19, 2024

r0663664 said:
Our tactics mirrors exactly our captain and manager. We need a new captain, managers and a whole new XI.

Has been the main issue for the longest time. You know what, let's continue next season the same way it is now then hope we will mutate into a modern team

Ceteris · May 19, 2024

If ten hag survives this, I will be shocked. Absolute piss this

mu4c_20le · May 19, 2024

Barco only cost 10m and could've been starting for us this year

Ace of Spades · May 19, 2024

lysglimt said:
I know this isn't popular to write but Mainoo isn't good enough defensively to play in a 4-4-2 without a really mobile playing next to him

Maybe, but it is difficult to judge anything when we look shit no matter who plays. We look like 11 individuals than a team.

E-mal · May 19, 2024

Lallana with better closer control than our entire team combined

Licha-Vidic · May 19, 2024

Ayoba said:
8th it is. Newcastle 3-0 up

A sub 60 point a season. Incredible.

thisisnottaken1 · May 19, 2024

Ayoba said:
8th it is. Newcastle 3-0 up

DomesticTadpole · May 19, 2024

mu4c_20le said:
Barco only cost 10m and could've been starting for us this year

These are the sort of signings I hope we will now be looking at.

Wing Attack Plan R · May 19, 2024

lysglimt said:
I know this isn't popular to write but Mainoo isn't good enough defensively to play in a 4-4-2 without a really mobile playing next to him

He's been asked to carry the team on his back. He's doing all right considering the tools he has to work with around him (and I do mean "tools").

edgecutter · May 19, 2024

And people here would rather have eth than de zebri

Leftback99 · May 19, 2024

lysglimt said:
I know this isn't popular to write but Mainoo isn't good enough defensively to play in a 4-4-2 without a really mobile playing next to him

Wouldn't say unpopular, just fairly obvious.

lysglimt · May 19, 2024

Well - I am not watching the FA Cup Final - I don't want to hurt myself that much

r0663664 · May 19, 2024

Erik take a bow..... For creating this shit team. No words.

Man of Leisure · May 19, 2024

Getting dominated

Walters_19_MuFc · May 19, 2024

Litch said:
Yep and bought him in for Fred

He's actually been ok in the last couple of games but today's display is worrying, especially on the ball. City would have a field day knicking the ball off him.

Teja · May 19, 2024

I'd honestly hook Amrabat at HT and put Casemiro back at DM and bring on an actual CB. Probably Hojlund for McTominay at the same time.

pseudo_canadian · May 19, 2024

kouroux said:
God I hate this trend Pep has brought to PL with this inverted full back shite. Just because it works for him, you see too many coaches try it for the sake of it without having the right players for it.

I hate when I see Dalot in central areas cause that adds absolutely feck all to our game

Yeah it really annoys me too. Trying to be clever for the sake of being clever.

TMDaines · May 19, 2024

Newcastle winning 3-0 and we can’t get out of our half.

Tom Van Persie · May 19, 2024

Brighton have played us off the park

DomesticTadpole · May 19, 2024

thisisnottaken1 said:

If he does not get the sack after this, then god help us.

JPRouve · May 19, 2024

lysglimt said:
Well - I am not watching the FA Cup Final - I don't want to hurt myself that much

You are going to watch it with us. Don't be selfish.

Bobski · May 19, 2024

Nearly every team looks better coached than Utd. Forget quality of player, structure, shape, patterns of play, Utd are so crude in comparison.

May get a moment of individual quality to win the game but this is a poor team.

redshaw · May 19, 2024

United bewildered by football.

Dec9003 · May 19, 2024

Good blocks by Amrabat there. United need to change something fast.

Martial'sEmergingSmile · May 19, 2024

Joao Pedro's brilliant

Beachryan · May 19, 2024

Patience. Will we as fans ever allow United to be this patient with the ball? Feels like we're allergic to pointless posession.

Blood Mage · May 19, 2024

DavelinaJolie said:
Watching this I don't see how RDZ wouldn't be a significant improvement.

Most managers would be doesn't mean we should hire them.

Teja · May 19, 2024

kouroux said:
God I hate this trend Pep has brought to PL with this inverted full back shite. Just because it works for him, you see too many coaches try it for the sake of it without having the right players for it.

I hate when I see Dalot in central areas cause that adds absolutely feck all to our game

If you don't do it people complain that you're out numbered in midfield. That's when you get scenes of Casemiro receiving the ball with 4 players around him.

DavelinaJolie · May 19, 2024

TMDaines said:
Newcastle winning 3-0 and we can’t get out of our half.

Well I guess our result is irrelevant, really, but would have been nice to see them do something against these PowerBI knobheads.

Litch · May 19, 2024

Walters_19_MuFc said:
He's actually been ok in the last couple of games but today's display is worrying, especially on the ball. City would have a field day knicking the ball off him.

The bar is set ridiculously low.....

lex talionis · May 19, 2024

There may be nothing to play for, but this is sad to watch.

Yagami · May 19, 2024

Who's Kissing Cameras? said:
De Zerbi is levels above ETH. Look at how he’s got this shit Brighton team dominating us.

And this is not a one off. Regardless of the result, De Zerbi's Brighton have played ten Hag's United off the park every time.

thisisnottaken1 · May 19, 2024

DomesticTadpole said:
If he does not get the sack after this, then god help us.

Yup. This is hopefully our last ever premier league game with him. He’ll be in charge for the FA Cup final and hopefully gone after that.

Valencia Shin Crosses · May 19, 2024

Big Ben Foster said:
There were quite a few posters making that suggestion. One half-decent performance (which wasn't even that great) somehow led a ton of people to think he would make a "decent squad player".

People still think McTominay is a “decent squad player” too. Its the Caf favorite term because everyone is terrified of starter quality sitting on the bench

kouroux · May 19, 2024

pseudo_canadian said:
Yeah it really annoys me too. Trying to be clever for the sake of being clever.

Overcomplicating football really.

pjaya · May 19, 2024

Hated the team
So awful
Just 1 more match to go before the end

peridigm · May 19, 2024

Wing to keeper. That’s our tactics.

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