Brighton & Hove Albion 3:2 Manchester United

Erics_Collar · Aug 19, 2018

The odd time we fell a couple of goals behind under Fergie, the opposition couldn't believe their luck and would shut up shop, and we would bombard their goal for the remainder of the game. It was exciting to watch.

We've had 1 shot on target - a mishit by our full back that our striker nodded in. Then we conceded again. And then - nothing.

NJM78 · Aug 19, 2018

So when is Dalot fit?

crossy1686 · Aug 19, 2018

mancan92 said:
This is typical 3rd season Mourinho absolute circus and players clearly with no confidence

Not really, if he'd have got the players he wanted in the summer we wouldn't be in this mess. That third season stuff is bollocks.

DomesticTadpole · Aug 19, 2018

First signing after the manager goes is a DOF who knows what he is doing.

Isotope · Aug 19, 2018

50 games a season fullback there. The type Mourinho like.

YouOnlyLiveTwice · Aug 19, 2018

Imagine 2 full years under the same manager, and we are looking no closer to actually looking like a team.

kouroux · Aug 19, 2018

Brighton didn't even have a single shot on target in their first game :lol:

Anustart89 · Aug 19, 2018

Brilliant cross from the 50 games this year man.

pseudo_canadian · Aug 19, 2018

Borden said:
This is one of the worst performances I've ever seen. Genuinely.

And it's not even September.

Jose won't make it to Christmas (I pray).

Kapardin · Aug 19, 2018

mav_9me said:
Am I the only who actually saw a conscious effort to play with the ball on the floor? I was very encouraged by this approach. While we haven't created much I liked our simple short passing quite a bit.

Unfortunately we have not been good defensively, so I fear we will regress to hoofing it and defending in our box.

Are United a small team that we should be happy with just the basics? What you have said should be a given for all teams. That you had to highlight it shows how woeful we are.

Im red2 · Aug 19, 2018

To be fair to Fred he is one of the better ones today

Member 109952 · Aug 19, 2018

Lingard and Mata, our two RW options. Absolute shite.

Raoul · Aug 19, 2018

Jose looks resigned to the reality that he can't get the players to do what he wants.

FireballXL5 · Aug 19, 2018

Will we actually muster a shot on target? This is abysmal.

Annihilate Now! · Aug 19, 2018

amolbhatia50k said:
Seriously what's up with the Lindelof signing? We signed him when we were stackef at the back and then we sign someone do frail and unconvincing. Plays like an 18 year who hasn't filled out yet.

From Vidic this fellow. Bloody hell.

I imagine Vidic had taken shits that are more substantial then Lindelof

Jazz · Aug 19, 2018

Our attacking play is non-existent. Jose has ran out of, or has no idea in this respect. We are severely lacking good coaching.

bosnian_red · Aug 19, 2018

Raw said:
Probably gonna vote him as MOTM. Not saying much but still.

Only one that hasnt looked like a joke out there tbh, even though he has been average at best.

Anustart89 · Aug 19, 2018

I'm rapidly morphing into Claude from AFTV here...

Thiim · Aug 19, 2018

What the feck is Young still doing at the club? :lol:

Nori- · Aug 19, 2018

What is going on?! We are unable to put one effective attack together. This is unbelievable

48 hours · Aug 19, 2018

Telegraph stating Martial and Lukaku failed to make a single pass to each other

AngliaRed · Aug 19, 2018

This is embarrassing to watch.

We wont score 1 more, let alone draw or win.

Adisa · Aug 19, 2018

I'm at a loss.

Offside · Aug 19, 2018

One of the worst performances I’ve ever seen. Well up there with England v Iceland now.

Beachryan · Aug 19, 2018

First match back, but a special mention should be reserved for Young, who has played all but 3 balls backwards in the entire match, of the 3 forwards 2 have gone straight out for a goal kick.

And he's on his stronger side for once!

Dobba · Aug 19, 2018

NJM78 said:
So when is Dalot fit?

I'm sure he'd improve this team in his current state. He sure as shit couldn't be much worse.

.Rossi · Aug 19, 2018

Marcus Welbeck getting frustrated

Crimson King · Aug 19, 2018

SirAnderson said:
Maybe I'm watching a different game but I think Shaw hasn't been doing bad, under the circumstances.

He's probably been one of our better performers to be fair.

Young on the other hand...

kouroux · Aug 19, 2018

VanHaal'sRedArmy said:
All hail our Chinese overlords and President Xi.

I raise you Donald fecking Trump

Sunny Jim · Aug 19, 2018

If they beat us 5:1 will Jose quit?

Reiver · Aug 19, 2018

You know you're having a mare when you're 3-1 down to Brighton and they haven't had to get out of second gear

arthurka · Aug 19, 2018

Ok this wont end well

PoTMS · Aug 19, 2018

This is abysmal. How are we this bad?

MiceOnMeth · Aug 19, 2018

I'd be happy with a shot on target at this stage

extincti fugax hominum · Aug 19, 2018

Young

podurban2 · Aug 19, 2018

We're getting dicked by Brighton.

Oldham · Aug 19, 2018

Fexking pathetic

minoo-utd · Aug 19, 2018

Can't pass few right passes against Brighton!

Handsome Devil · Aug 19, 2018

Why are people making a martyr of Martial again, for being substituted?
He has been just as clueless as everyone else on pitch.

GlasgowRedz · Aug 19, 2018

Don't even look like we're capable of creating a chance never mind scoring a goal. Pish.

TMDaines · Aug 19, 2018

We look exactly like the team our previous performances, not our previous results, have suggested that we are.

crossy1686 · Aug 19, 2018

We knew this was coming after the summer we've had. I just hope it means some changes in the boardroom as well. They can't keep running the club into the ground

groovyalbert · Aug 19, 2018

How many shots have we had this game?

devil in me · Aug 19, 2018

tyunited said:
Looks like a makeshift team patched together. This is deep rooted... shambolic managerial appointments and crap player recruitment.

yep.

SirAnderson · Aug 19, 2018

edgar allan said:
Its a different game than I am watching

It seems 2 others are watching the same game as me then lol. One even says he will vote him motm, even though that means little.

Ducklegs · Aug 19, 2018

This is not far off the worst ive seen us play since Moyes.

VorZakone · Aug 19, 2018

A Pereira - Pogba - Fred midfield should not have been that uninspiring. And yet it was.

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