[Relevated]

Someone tell me why everytime we make a 10 yard pass the guys keep bobbling it. Are we really that incompetent?!

 

[Hawks2008]

But remember guys, we finished second last season so we're on the right track.

 

[DRM]

I seriously haven't got a clue how this can be fixed. That said we'll probably end up winning 5-3!

If by they you mean Brighton then yes.

 

[Random Task]

De Gea's distribution has been fairly pedestrian

He was partially at fault for the third goal with his awful pass out.

 

[Dr. StrangeHate]

Brighton will never play this well for the rest of the season. Wankers.

We say that about every team. There is a common denominator here.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Not for the cnut, but for the club. Least you can expect from a professional footballer that is being paid a lot of money.

Just cause I don't like my boss, doesn't mean I don't do my job.

In this day and age, players do sadly

 

[el3mel]

Absolute trash.

Shambolic defenders from 2 clowns. Back to Jones and Smalling again. They actually looked more solid than this shite.

Mourinho needs to be blamed for playing fecking Mata on the right again. He has proved to be trash here. He has been trash whenever we played away. Even if Rashford is playing with 40% of his performance he'll still be more trustable than anything Mata will be on the right. The fact that this clear and Mourinho is still doing it is on him.

Also, shambolic preparation of the game. For the 100th we get done for by the crowd and intensity of a small team on their pitch. Happened loads of times last season and still happening again this one it seems. Nothing changed. Brighton simply wanted it more than us, so they're going to get it all and we'll feck off with zero points as usual. Stop being arrogant in these games and start playing like your opponent.

Zero hope for the second half. Hopefully we don't concede more with these 2 clowns at the back.

 

[NinjaZombie]

Not Jose's fault. You need 500m to beat Brighton Hove and Albion nowadays.

 

[altodevil]

Was that Danny Mills and Schwarzer?

 

[Slevs]

Where's the world class world cup winner Paul Pogba?

Where's Anthony Martial who is being run out of the club to start the non performing Sanchez?

Where are the CBs we have that are better than Alderweild?

 

[Loublaze]

Laurel and Hardy at the back for us

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Brighton showing us up...what the hell is going on ?

 

[RRCE]

This is a joke. We’re no longer the Manchester United we all love. There’s literally very little right with the club at present.

 

[duffer]

God I hope you lot are filming a documentary so I can see this half time team talk.

 

[MadMike]

You're the one not seeing the game. See Fred and Pereira dropping to get the ball from the cb's

Whatever pal

In a 2 man defence the CDM often drops deep to help with playing the ball. That doesn't mean the CBs can't play the ball. They are playing it fine

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

McKenna looks like he's 24.

 

[Champ]

Yo

So where are the mourinho supporters gone ? Come on explain this shit will you ?

You seriously pinning individual errors on Jose?? Give it a rest. The players look clueless as to how to play the game, that's not in the manager, that's on the players making errors all over the place.

 

[Irrational.]

I feel sick.

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

I hate Bailly's attitude. As Neville just said, he's just tossing blame everywhere at the moment.

The fact he's our "leader" in our defence is a facking joke.

 

[Isotope]

What’s the point? Looks at the shit defenders I made you buy?

 

[Dolf]

Bailly ‘best defender at the club’ according to most on here.

He is the best defender at our club. And that's the problem.

 

[Ainu]

The meltdown has well and truly started now. Can we just sack him right now to pre-empt the full effect?

 

[Gasolin]

Like hell we let these guys score 3 against us. I’m disgusted now. Jose should get mad at those players. Where is the focus and the will to win, they have to score 3 fecking goals now.

 

[izec]

They’ll be top reds on here who still think we are close to City and Liverpool.

We are closer to Arsenal than these two

 

[Anustart89]

So you think replacing these bunch of expensive players with another bunch of expensive players is the key to beat Brighton?

Among other things. It's starting to look obvious that the ones on the field aren't good enough to beat Brighton. Are you of the opinion that we should be able to field eleven literal donkeys on the pitch and have a god-given right to beat Brighton because they're wearing the Manchester United badge on their chests?

 

[Toad]

We are playing the ones he bought. What makes you think another one would help?

You know, I don’t even have any answers anymore. Shambles. Even my FM knowledge can’t fix this shit.

 

[Fer]

433 is not working for us.
We need to try a different system to get the best of our players.

Even City changed their formation today.

 

[Water Melon]

He will be out on his ass if this continues.

He will either get his compensation and be fired mid-season or Woody will sack him after he failes to get in top 4. Either way, Fred was Mou's last signing.

 

[TsuWave]

people complaining bout Martial. No mention of passenger Mata

 

[pseudo_canadian]

There is so much wrong with this club

 

[jojojo]

That was unpleasant.

 

[Marcus]

Wth

 

[VeevaVee]

Finally look like we have more of an attacking lineup.

Now needing to go 3 at the back against Brighton. Feck me

 

[Kill 'em all]

Wow.

 

[Loublaze]

Where's the world class world cup winner Paul Pogba?

Where's Anthony Martial who is being run out of the club to start the non performing Sanchez?

Where are the CBs we have that are better than Alderweild?

Where are the CBs we have better than Smalling?

 

[Yagami]

You aren't wrong. I also think mentally he isn't up there 100%. Not the same level of focus

Maybe you're right on that, but if we played with plan, meaning Pogba knowing when to do what instead of José seemingly sending them out there to do what they please as long as they defend, I think he'd be as good for us as he was for France.

In saying this, I still think he's been better than most of our players today. Not that it says much, I know.

 

[prateik]

3 subs at HT time again.
Fellaini, Rashford and Lingard on. Martial, Fred and Pereira off.

 

[J_XO]

If McTominay is Mourinho’s answer to our problems what’s the point in watching

 

[zenith]

This is horrible, watching us the last five years is something only true fans are capable of, because no neutral football fan would waste their time on this. Surely there has been no shortage of investment, seems more of a coaching problem with every passing week.

 

[Skåre Willoch]

What is our plan in attack? I dont get it.

 

[Patrick08]

They're are actually capable of putting a foot in and winning the ball, something our players seemingly don't know how to do so it's all a bit new to them and keep getting brushed off the ball.

Players like Lukaku, Pogba , mata, martial doesn't help in winning the ball with the press.

 

[Minimalist]

People blaming Ed Woodward need to catch a grip.

 

[Sandyman]

3-1 HT! Come on Jose light some fire up these useless lump's arses!

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

An appalling disgraceful first half that has confirmed many of the fears I had going into this season.

We offer almost nothing up front and we're a fecking shambles at the back.

Going to be a truly horrible campaign.

 

[pablo__p]

How is Blind worse than Lindelof?

 

[Canagel]

Bailly ‘best defender at the club’ according to most on here.

You think things would be different with Smalling and Jones? it's the style of football mate. We are getting outworked and outplayed by Brighton. Only one person to blame.

 

[Neo_Mufc]

All we need now is a Man Utd red card to top this game off.

Been a while since I've seen us play this bad in a first half but I've said it before and I'll say it again. This defence is not good enough to win a title.