At this point I’d take fecking Southgate over this turnip.
FA Premier League
Bournemouth 2:2 Manchester United
Vitality Stadium
- Kick-off
- Sat, 13 April 2024 @ 5:30pm BST
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The pitch on the right side of our attack is terrible. Garnacho is struggling to control the ball and I can see AWB having a mare there on the 2nd half.5 defenders just looking at Kerkez without going even near him.Oh my god. Make it stop
They are being set up to fail.
Come on we are not chopping our player.Bournemouth should be a few goals in front. This is incredibleGets the rebound surrounded by three player
We need Casemiro and Rashford off at half time. Probably also Bissaka
Yep. Any goalkeeper who doesn’t dive in slo-mo would be useful too.
Yeah, retrospectively it’s another waste of money.
It makes me sad how bad business is at this club. Every manager has been shit and we’ve overpaid while our rivals have made decent signings.Just make some subs ffs. There's no rule saying you need to wait till HT.
Exactly, have become indifferent to it by now, it’s just a question of whether or not the opposition are competent enough to kill the game off.Don't we have any better defenders than Kambwala at the club even in the youth teams?This is absolutely pathetic. No serious club keeps the manager overseeing the performances of this past month or two.
This aged like fine wine.
DDG needed replacing... but with a keeper who actually makes savesthis is like the Brighton away game under Rangnick
Yeah bring on Habeeb Ogunneye.
Kambwala should be being helped by Maguire and Dalot and he isn't, not in the slightest.wonder why we haven't been in relegation zone already?There are fans who whine about some of the decisions that have gone against Utd this season, not incorrectly, but Utd are also the luckiest team in the league for based on points gained for quality of performance.
Should be 4 down in this game, should be bottom half.It is so disheartening... it is so visible how often our players only think exactly about the one next move they make, noone at least tries to think a head. Apparently, it is better to release Hojlund to the left channel on his own with a lobbed pass, where he will be on his own instead of just trying to recycle the ball as the situation already lost certain windows of opportunity at this point.
B'mouth looks more technical than us... there is a lot of work to be done yet...Can we stop being shite? That'd be great.Jesus, we fecking suck.Alan smith ‘incredible how vulnerable Utd are every time Bournemouth come forward’
Al musnt have done many utd games this season5 foot 9 left back won both headerscoventry could beat us next weekWe need to stop pointing fingers at players here, most of these would be fine in a competent system, this chaotic fecking mess of a system makes them all 10x worse than reality.Garnacho’s lack of effort is infuriating. Is this what we teach players in the academy, to not be team players?
Good thing he's excellent at commanding his area and claiming crosses then.
Agenda, Don't' be daft. I've been praising Onana for a long time.Brentford and Bournemouth made us look like a Sunday league team
Season is over. Lads have checked out already."Take a lesson, come and see. Football taught by Matt Busby".
This is like one of these great heist movies. United players refuse to defend to get ETH fired, but these opposing teams run an elaborate counter scheme, where they intentionally miss empty net chances to keep ETH in the job.
Or none at all if it’s against us.We concede 20-30 shots and that bald wankers' solution is to play the exact same tactics and exact same personnel. He's fecking disgrace.
Entire team was back as well. Complete lack of communication.I honestly think that that Eriksen can defend as good as Casemiro at this stage.
Dalot needs to be off first. Practically all of their chances have come from their left.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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11%
Andre Onana
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5%
Harry Maguire
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1%
Kobbie Mainoo
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1%
Marcus Rashford
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1%
Amad Diallo
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1%
Diogo Dalot
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1%
Alejandro Garnacho
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1%
Rasmus Hojlund
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1%
Casemiro
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1%
Willy Kambwala
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 168 ratings.
Score Predictions
93,29,21
- Man Utd win
- Bournemouth win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 34% Bournemouth 1:2 Man Utd
- 11% Bournemouth 0:2 Man Utd
- 10% Bournemouth 1:3 Man Utd
- 10% Bournemouth 2:1 Man Utd
- 8% Bournemouth 2:2 Man Utd
- 5% Bournemouth 1:1 Man Utd
- 3% Bournemouth 2:3 Man Utd
- 3% Bournemouth 2:0 Man Utd
- 2% Bournemouth 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 0:1 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 2:4 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 3:1 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 6:3 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Bournemouth 4:0 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Bournemouth
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 43% 57%
- Shots
- 20 8
- Shots on Target
- 5 2
- Corners
- 7 2
- Fouls
- 13 14
Referee
Tony Harrington
Man Utd Lineup
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