United are the footballing equivalent of Fat Sam in Game of Thrones when he shows up to the wall stinking of weakness and gets battered by everyone. All he can do in response is cry and let it happen.
Champions League Group A
Bayern Munich 4:3 Manchester United
Allianz Arena
- Kick-off
- Wed, 20 September 2023 @ 8:00pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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Eriksen has to stop playing these games. Rather see Hannibal than him.And there's a guy on here .. putting out stats on DDG on how we needed rid of him .. Onana is fecking brilliant.... 12 goals now in 6 matches must be a record.. fecking shite.. and started so well on top confident then you get a fecking useless twat who couldn't stop a fecking bubble of air..... put the lot at ease this guy does... useless keeper ...Casemiro and Eriksen are done at this level.Why the hell didn’t Casemiro mark Gnabry in the box instead of going towards the ball when we already had two players on it? Seriously….he is meant to be our defensive midfielder ffs
Stop with this nonsense. As much as I dislike the Glazers, this has nothing to do with them.
it’s got to do with poor coaching, poor man management and poor signings.Onana looks a complete waste of money. fecking abysmal.
I would prefer Hannibal at this point
Cause we have no midfielders who can track back and mark the players on the edges the box
Yeah, looking very promising so far.After conceding so many cut backs, you'd think we'd take more precautions and have someone there covering.We're crying for Amrabat to be fit. Casemiro isn't even trying to defend now.
To be honest the second goal came from Martinez man-marking Kane and the midfield not picking up the empty space. That is probably under ETH instruction.
You sure? What about tame shots from distance?
Think 4 keepers on the bench would be overkillImagine scoring goals in the first half…that’d be remarkableGetting spanked, as predicted.Whose man was Gnabry for the goal by the way? Haven’t watched it back but hard to understand how he was stood on the edge of our area completely unmarked.Pellestri isn’t itIf you were in midfield would you bother running after opposition players? All they need to do is hit a pea roller at Onana from anywhere within 25 yards of the goal and it goes in anyway.
The buck ultimately stops with the manager. It's the job.
Spot on. That doesn't reflect well on the team or ETH.
To do what? The same shit, but be entirely useless with the ball? There’s a reason why he cannot find a job.What gets me is Bayern don't have to play that well to be two up.All you need to do is take one look at our build up and you see the problem. The ball never passes through the middle. It's either a hoof long or pass it out wide and give the ball away. Midfield is literally non-existent. Ridiculous.
Managers have no time to be head scouts.
Ten Hag never bought players before. He always had a structure above him doing that.
We have idiots running the club. They cannot even establish a profil right. They can’t see ETH needs help to shop. Idiots FC, thinking anyone can be SAF.Eriksen and Casemiro cant play together. Conceding cutback goals shows our midfield isnt closing down.It’s the first goal that really hurts. We expected defeat, but we did not expect our keeper to hand victory to the opposition on a silver platter.5 more games max for ETH if things stay this way.Onana has not got the mental strength to succeed at this club. You look at him and you just know that he is not cut out for this level.
We're United. We do things different than the rest of the world.Feck me Ulreich couldn't pass his fecking genes on.Create 5 chances against United and you will score a minimum of 3 goalsBayern is fecking AWFUL, how we are two goals down, that is fecking miracle, and people thought they will give us 5, 8, 10 goals. They are shambles.
Martinez would have done that - and is a better shot stopper. not to mention costing lessReally
Because Onana has transformed the way we play.Refs likes his beepsPellestri is showing some good FightingOnana is the Maguire of goalkeepers
Give him the second half- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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28%
Casemiro
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9%
Rasmus Hojlund
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4%
Anthony Martial
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2%
Facundo Pellistri
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2%
Marcus Rashford
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2%
Victor Lindelof
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Andre Onana
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1%
Lisandro Martinez
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 235 ratings.
Score Predictions
42,241,36
- Man Utd win
- Bayern Munich win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 18% Bayern Munich 3:0 Man Utd
- 10% Bayern Munich 3:1 Man Utd
- 10% Bayern Munich 4:0 Man Utd
- 8% Bayern Munich 4:1 Man Utd
- 8% Bayern Munich 2:0 Man Utd
- 7% Bayern Munich 1:1 Man Utd
- 6% Bayern Munich 2:1 Man Utd
- 5% Bayern Munich 1:2 Man Utd
- 4% Bayern Munich 5:0 Man Utd
- 3% Bayern Munich 9:0 Man Utd
- 3% Bayern Munich 2:2 Man Utd
- 3% Bayern Munich 7:0 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 6:0 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 0:1 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 0:2 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 7:1 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 4:2 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 0:9 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 5:2 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 8:0 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 5:3 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 6:1 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 6:2 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Bayern Munich
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 60% 40%
- Shots
- 19 9
- Shots on Target
- 9 4
- Corners
- 7 3
- Fouls
- 8 8
Referee
Glenn Nyberg
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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