Bayern Munich 4:3 Manchester United

SuperiorXI · Sep 20, 2023

United are the footballing equivalent of Fat Sam in Game of Thrones when he shows up to the wall stinking of weakness and gets battered by everyone. All he can do in response is cry and let it happen.

slored1 · Sep 20, 2023

Eriksen has to stop playing these games. Rather see Hannibal than him.

JPRouve · Sep 20, 2023

kouroux said:
This is all on Onana. He did us dirty

Hughie77 · Sep 20, 2023

And there's a guy on here .. putting out stats on DDG on how we needed rid of him .. Onana is fecking brilliant.... 12 goals now in 6 matches must be a record.. fecking shite.. and started so well on top confident then you get a fecking useless twat who couldn't stop a fecking bubble of air..... put the lot at ease this guy does... useless keeper ...

FireballXL5 · Sep 20, 2023

Casemiro and Eriksen are done at this level.

-Supreme- · Sep 20, 2023

Why the hell didn’t Casemiro mark Gnabry in the box instead of going towards the ball when we already had two players on it? Seriously….he is meant to be our defensive midfielder ffs

Rednotdead · Sep 20, 2023

Stretfordender said:
Did anyone expect anything other than this, wake the feck up people - sleeping giant that wont awake until those parasites are gone.

Stop with this nonsense. As much as I dislike the Glazers, this has nothing to do with them.

it’s got to do with poor coaching, poor man management and poor signings.

Garethw · Sep 20, 2023

Onana looks a complete waste of money. fecking abysmal.

Escobar · Sep 20, 2023

mikeyt said:
Teams have done their homework and know our midfield doesn't track runners. Easy Pickens.

I would prefer Hannibal at this point

Ollie Derbyshire · Sep 20, 2023

2 man midfield said:
How do we keep conceding cutback goals? That’s 5 in a week isn’t it?

Cause we have no midfielders who can track back and mark the players on the edges the box

Chip · Sep 20, 2023

Barthez said:
Calm down dear. He’ll be a very good signing

Yeah, looking very promising so far.

Orange Tree · Sep 20, 2023

After conceding so many cut backs, you'd think we'd take more precautions and have someone there covering.

NotoriousISSY · Sep 20, 2023

We're crying for Amrabat to be fit. Casemiro isn't even trying to defend now.

Just Hope · Sep 20, 2023

UDontMessWith24 said:
Manager will take the blame as if he’s instructing them to ignore cutback passes and miss sitters

To be honest the second goal came from Martinez man-marking Kane and the midfield not picking up the empty space. That is probably under ETH instruction.

Fortitude · Sep 20, 2023

Lay said:
Cut back after cut back. Easiest way to score against United

You sure? What about tame shots from distance?

48 hours · Sep 20, 2023

Real Madras said:
I miss De Gea. He’s still without a club. Bring him in and bench Onana.

Think 4 keepers on the bench would be overkill

ManUnitedCanuck · Sep 20, 2023

Imagine scoring goals in the first half…that’d be remarkable

Wing Attack Plan R · Sep 20, 2023

Getting spanked, as predicted.

Doracle · Sep 20, 2023

Whose man was Gnabry for the goal by the way? Haven’t watched it back but hard to understand how he was stood on the edge of our area completely unmarked.

Cassidy · Sep 20, 2023

Pellestri isn’t it

Dobba · Sep 20, 2023

If you were in midfield would you bother running after opposition players? All they need to do is hit a pea roller at Onana from anywhere within 25 yards of the goal and it goes in anyway.

TsuWave · Sep 20, 2023

UDontMessWith24 said:
Manager will take the blame as if he’s instructing them to ignore cutback passes and miss sitters

The buck ultimately stops with the manager. It's the job.

mav_9me · Sep 20, 2023

Adamsk7 said:
our best player for the last two games is the player that couldn’t get in the Spurs 11 and everyone laughed at us for signing as we didn’t have money to pay a loan fee…..

Spot on. That doesn't reflect well on the team or ETH.

TMDaines · Sep 20, 2023

Real Madras said:
I miss De Gea. He’s still without a club. Bring him in and bench Onana.

To do what? The same shit, but be entirely useless with the ball? There’s a reason why he cannot find a job.

sixdwarf · Sep 20, 2023

What gets me is Bayern don't have to play that well to be two up.

Dannn411 · Sep 20, 2023

All you need to do is take one look at our build up and you see the problem. The ball never passes through the middle. It's either a hoof long or pass it out wide and give the ball away. Midfield is literally non-existent. Ridiculous.

Redfrog · Sep 20, 2023

laughtersassassin said:
True but if a manager signs shite players it's his fault at the end of the day

Managers have no time to be head scouts.
Ten Hag never bought players before. He always had a structure above him doing that.
We have idiots running the club. They cannot even establish a profil right. They can’t see ETH needs help to shop. Idiots FC, thinking anyone can be SAF.

pratyush_utd · Sep 20, 2023

Eriksen and Casemiro cant play together. Conceding cutback goals shows our midfield isnt closing down.

lex talionis · Sep 20, 2023

It’s the first goal that really hurts. We expected defeat, but we did not expect our keeper to hand victory to the opposition on a silver platter.

laughtersassassin · Sep 20, 2023

5 more games max for ETH if things stay this way.

DeGea · Sep 20, 2023

Onana has not got the mental strength to succeed at this club. You look at him and you just know that he is not cut out for this level.

el3mel · Sep 20, 2023

Orange Tree said:
After conceding so many cut backs, you'd think we'd take more precautions and have someone there covering.

We're United. We do things different than the rest of the world.

Hakara · Sep 20, 2023

Feck me Ulreich couldn't pass his fecking genes on.

lysglimt · Sep 20, 2023

Create 5 chances against United and you will score a minimum of 3 goals

evil_geko · Sep 20, 2023

Bayern is fecking AWFUL, how we are two goals down, that is fecking miracle, and people thought they will give us 5, 8, 10 goals. They are shambles. :lol:

mitchmouse · Sep 20, 2023

Champ said:
Really

Because Onana has transformed the way we play.

Martinez would have done that - and is a better shot stopper. not to mention costing less

The Firestarter · Sep 20, 2023

Refs likes his beeps

kouroux · Sep 20, 2023

Pellestri is showing some good Fighting

Camy89 · Sep 20, 2023

Onana is the Maguire of goalkeepers

astracrazy · Sep 20, 2023

slored1 said:
Eriksen has to stop playing these games. Rather see Hannibal than him.

Give him the second half

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