[Polar]

It’s all about confidence. They have players with confidence to challenge one against one and create imbalance.

 

[Member 109952]

Get the Hannibal on

 

[Red Star One]

Why is no one in the box

 

[2 man midfield]

Who’s that guy just warbling over the tannoy? Can he play in midfield?

 

[pratyush_utd]

Yep because Fred was such an incredible option wasn't he.

Better than what we have at the moment. Just see the bench options we have.

 

[Andycoleno9]

For the life of me, especially considering our money issues, I really don't get why we didn't go for Raya instead.

Yep. He was obvious choice for me. Even Martinez.

 

[MonkeysMagic]

The depressing thing is, we look like we could not create a chance if we played till Sunday.

 

[mitchmouse]

My God what a wasted opportunity. Do our brains turn to shit once we get near goal?

City would have this won by now

 

[Oly Francis]

Poor analysis, if he’s anything he’s mentally strong. Made an error, it happens, De Gea had a feature length film of them released in the summer.

Yes and no, Onana has well known temper issue that can get him into real trouble.

 

[Dobba]

Why is no one in the box

That involves effort.

 

[littlepeasoup]

Question here is that United now has a big problem in goal. Onana just doesn't look like he can handle this level. As if the other positions on the pitch weren't problematic enough.

He made a howler, but this is weird. He literally played out of his skin in a champions league final just a few months ago.

 

[Jazz]

Get the Hannibal on

And Garnacho

 

[Waynne]

Please arm Keane with whatever blunt force weapons he can handle and lock him in the dressing room with the players after the game.

Don't open the door until emergency services arrive.

Sick to death of this lot

 

[Zed is not dead]

Look at Musiala and Bruno. Same position but the difference is night and day. That's the level of mediocrity that we tolerate at United.

Bruno completed twice as many passes as Musiala. Not defending Bruno but Musiala been anonymous

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Onana's only benefit is that he can play a pass through a press.

So teams, because they're fecking coached, then just don't press. So now we are just left with a shit keeper and the ball stuck on the edge of our box.

 

[GledTheRed]

Ganbry completely free in the box. How does no one pick him up? He is just standing FFS!

Was an absolute piss take.

 

[plex]

Weakest Bayern side in yonks. Arsenal beat them.

Actually it’s also their weakest game this season. This says a lot about ManUtd

 

[santeria13]

is there an ETH sack watch thread yet? For the record, I think he needs more time but this is worrying

 

[poleglass red]

He needs dropped, not even played alongside Amrabat, we are basing our hope on this season on him and Mainoo, because Eriksen and Cas are looking cooked.

we knew that from how he finished last season. ETH seen him in pre season and waited until last day of window to bring in someone who can replace him

 

[Sly]

You can say that for the majority of the squad to be fair

Goalkeeper is a pretty delicate position. I just don't trust this goalkeeper at all.

 

[Josep Dowling]

Come on Ten Hag get one of your 3 sub goalies on. Surely he could have given a outfield youngster the opportunity?

 

[erikcred]

I don't even know what ETH can do.

Neither does he.

 

[Bobski]

Rasmus has the worrying scent of Lukaku touch about him.

 

[Stretfordender]

The midfield is totally anonymous but don’t worry short sales for the glazers pockets are doing well.

 

[BuzzKillington]

Me too

Broadband broken, shit 5g coverage, terrible internet streams. Feck it, a drink and a smoke in the kitchen with some music.

 

[Jazz]

We need to keep going. Still a whole 45 mins left.

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

The passage there after winning the ball off the high press sums us fecking up. Happy to piss about passing it backwards and not take the incisive option.

 

[Stig]

Reggy is our best player what is this timeline.

Agreed and he's Tottenham 's 5th choice for the B team

 

[groovyalbert]

Men against boys

 

[avgp_1]

The space behind Laimer is there to exploit if we stayed in the game long enough. Sigh

 

[always_hoping]

Typical to how this season has gone for United. Bayern have done next to nothing and then two goals in a matter of minutes thanks to lapses in concentration.

Keeping the scoreline respectable is the objective now but with this United team tending to switch off so often it will be a big surprise is Bayern don't score in the 2nd half.

 

[BayernFan87]

Bad performance, good result, ill take it

 

[sparx99]

The infuriating thing is cut backs are probably the biggest method for scoring in football right now. Barca fed of it back when Guardiola was there and now City, Liverpool, Brighton etc all score tons of those goals.

On the other hand we score none of them!

 

[KranjskaKlobasa]

Onana is doing Barthez impression with hints of Taibi.

 

[Partridge]

Move Onana to midfield, bring on another keeper. Let's try the "wtf" method, and see if we can surprise them.

 

[Redfrog]

We were doing ok until we conceded. As soon as we concede we collapse, it happens every time.

Collapse FC

 

[FireballXL5]

We are just painful to watch. So easy to play against.

 

[2 man midfield]

Imagine this lot going 2-0 down to Juve in the Stadio Del Alpi. They’d be packing their suitcases at half time.

 

[bosnian_red]

Mentally scarred team. We played alright barring the little spell. One mistake and they all start shaking. Composure... forever lacking from this club.

 

[buchansleftleg]

Casemiro and Eriksen are like a pair of
lovely old Jaguar cars.

Look very pretty on the drive and sound wonderful when you start them up, but after 20 minutes on the motorway they are blowing a gasket and leaking oil everywhere.