Bruno auditioning for the Miami Dolphins
Champions League Group A
Bayern Munich 4:3 Manchester United
Allianz Arena
- Kick-off
- Wed, 20 September 2023 @ 8:00pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
Discussion Your Lineup Prediction
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Typically erratic and wasteful from Bruno.
50% brilliant
50% Shite
We will have a solid first 20mins againIt's infuriating watching our midfielders not following players, Gnabry was stood in the box for ages unmarked while Eriksen and Casemiro slowly jogged back.
Because the midfielders refuse to track runners.
The only thing to do is just track the fecking runners and none of them will fecking do it.
You'd think we learned after Brighton scored 3 goals in the exact same fashion. Apparently not.
Just about somes it up
They have been way poorer than I imagined - no wonder City schooled them last year. And the crowd is very unintimidatingEriksen's man. Ffs he cannot play in midfield.25 good minutes, we just don't have more than that in us. Tragic team.Bruno looks like his heads gone with that shot, wild.I'd advise doing something else for the next hour or so, this has another annihilation written all over it.
It's actually unreal how bad this team is.
In the Utd encyclopedia that should be his description.
Bayern haven't even been good but Utd are so mentally weak.
So someone isn’t allowed to form an opinion on someone until what, 20 or so games? Or are they allowed to judge a player for what he done at his previous club as well?
Midfield who does not do its job
I'd argue we've still been better this half. We've created more chances and got into more dangerous positions. If we had the quality of Bayern we'd be winning for sure. Their goals came from luck and momentum not from any great tactics.
Give him a couple of months in our dressing room and he'll turn to shite too.
Sensible take. We looked good for a while. We are going to get taken apart here thoughten Hag is going to have a worse season than even Rangnick at this rate.
We're a complete shambles and Onana needs dropped. Heaton is a better keeper currently.
Was half expecting it so no surpriseBruno absolutely brainlessThat was a chanceI would be pissed at the last 10mins but this has just again become a norm.Heard it all over summer about Onana being the second coming of Schmeichel. I'm not seeing it to be honest. He's rarely played as a footballing Goal Keeper for us and failing to see some of the basics of stop the ball, smother the ball.
DDG Decline was well documented and his short comings were rightly highlighted but I am not seeing any major step improvements with this guy.Teams have done their homework and know our midfield doesn't track runners. Easy Pickens.
Spellchecker changed crap to cursed.Bruno again with a terrible decision. He’s an idiot.
Casemiro and Erikson. I'm not even sure they can.I miss De Gea. He’s still without a club. Bring him in and bench Onana.
Playing some midfielders would be a start. You ain’t getting that out of Bruno or Eriksen.Bar Garnacho we don't even have game changers on the bench because of our ridiculous injury list
Maybe Hannibal for some energy
Honestly just play kids at this point if our midfield just can’t be bothered
I honestly think Brighton's second string were better.players come to United and lose all their powers like in Space Jam. crazyManager will take the blame as if he’s instructing them to ignore cutback passes and miss sitters
Yes? Because common sense? Oh I forgot, lots of people on here are missing that. Never mind.We are specialists in failure.
they are too fecking old and slow. At this point just rock gore and hannibal and at least they prob can track the damn runners- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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28%
Casemiro
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9%
Rasmus Hojlund
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4%
Anthony Martial
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2%
Facundo Pellistri
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2%
Marcus Rashford
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2%
Victor Lindelof
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Andre Onana
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1%
Lisandro Martinez
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 235 ratings.
Score Predictions
42,241,36
- Man Utd win
- Bayern Munich win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 18% Bayern Munich 3:0 Man Utd
- 10% Bayern Munich 3:1 Man Utd
- 10% Bayern Munich 4:0 Man Utd
- 8% Bayern Munich 4:1 Man Utd
- 8% Bayern Munich 2:0 Man Utd
- 7% Bayern Munich 1:1 Man Utd
- 6% Bayern Munich 2:1 Man Utd
- 5% Bayern Munich 1:2 Man Utd
- 4% Bayern Munich 5:0 Man Utd
- 3% Bayern Munich 9:0 Man Utd
- 3% Bayern Munich 2:2 Man Utd
- 3% Bayern Munich 7:0 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 6:0 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 0:1 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 0:2 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 7:1 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 4:2 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 0:9 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 5:2 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 8:0 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 5:3 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 6:1 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 6:2 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Bayern Munich
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 60% 40%
- Shots
- 19 9
- Shots on Target
- 9 4
- Corners
- 7 3
- Fouls
- 8 8
Referee
Glenn Nyberg
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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