Bayern Munich 4:3 Manchester United

Raoul · Sep 20, 2023

Bruno auditioning for the Miami Dolphins

Banana Republic · Sep 20, 2023

Typically erratic and wasteful from Bruno.

50% brilliant
50% Shite

Escobar · Sep 20, 2023

dannyrhinos89 said:
That was a good 20 mins anyway.

See ya on Saturday when burnley beat us.

We will have a solid first 20mins again

The Hilton · Sep 20, 2023

It's infuriating watching our midfielders not following players, Gnabry was stood in the box for ages unmarked while Eriksen and Casemiro slowly jogged back.

RedOrange · Sep 20, 2023

2 man midfield said:
How do we keep conceding cutback goals? That’s 5 in a week isn’t it?

Because the midfielders refuse to track runners.

The only thing to do is just track the fecking runners and none of them will fecking do it.

saik · Sep 20, 2023

Ceteris said:
Cut back, opposition player left unmarked. Joke

You'd think we learned after Brighton scored 3 goals in the exact same fashion. Apparently not.

astracrazy · Sep 20, 2023

Adamsk7 said:
our best player for the last two games is the player that couldn’t get in the Spurs 11 and everyone laughed at us for signing as we didn’t have money to pay a loan fee…..

Just about somes it up

mitchmouse · Sep 20, 2023

pocco said:
Bayern are shit. We're just worse. Neither team doing a thing in the CL this year.

They have been way poorer than I imagined - no wonder City schooled them last year. And the crowd is very unintimidating

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Sep 20, 2023

Eriksen's man. Ffs he cannot play in midfield.

NoLogo · Sep 20, 2023

25 good minutes, we just don't have more than that in us. Tragic team.

narnar · Sep 20, 2023

Bruno looks like his heads gone with that shot, wild.

Hulme91 · Sep 20, 2023

I'd advise doing something else for the next hour or so, this has another annihilation written all over it. :lol:

It's actually unreal how bad this team is.

Bobski · Sep 20, 2023

The Corinthian said:
Lindelof standing still with his arms behind his back instead of putting a tackle in.

In the Utd encyclopedia that should be his description.

Bayern haven't even been good but Utd are so mentally weak.

rajds89 · Sep 20, 2023

evil_geko said:
If someone judge a player based on several games, he is even worse than that, but I was trying to be nice.

So someone isn’t allowed to form an opinion on someone until what, 20 or so games? Or are they allowed to judge a player for what he done at his previous club as well?

Escobar · Sep 20, 2023

2 man midfield said:
How do we keep conceding cutback goals? That’s 5 in a week isn’t it?

Midfield who does not do its job

Thom Merrilin · Sep 20, 2023

Revan said:
We were the better team in the first 5 mins. Since then, Bayern has kept the ball comfortably and we were struggling to get into their 1/3rd let alone be comfortably the better team.

I'd argue we've still been better this half. We've created more chances and got into more dangerous positions. If we had the quality of Bayern we'd be winning for sure. Their goals came from luck and momentum not from any great tactics.

The Urban Goose · Sep 20, 2023

Lay said:
Imagine that, a loanee from Spurs being the best player

Give him a couple of months in our dressing room and he'll turn to shite too.

Ali Dia · Sep 20, 2023

Sly said:
It would be hard to get a result in Germany anyways. No panic, the qualification is decided with Galatasaray and Copenhagen. I do fear Onana though.

Sensible take. We looked good for a while. We are going to get taken apart here though

GMoore23 · Sep 20, 2023

ten Hag is going to have a worse season than even Rangnick at this rate.

We're a complete shambles and Onana needs dropped. Heaton is a better keeper currently.

Catt · Sep 20, 2023

NoLogo said:
25 good minutes, we just don't have more than that in us. Tragic team.

Was half expecting it so no surprise

Kostov · Sep 20, 2023

Bruno absolutely brainless

pratyush_utd · Sep 20, 2023

That was a chance

Winrar · Sep 20, 2023

I would be pissed at the last 10mins but this has just again become a norm.

r3idy · Sep 20, 2023

Heard it all over summer about Onana being the second coming of Schmeichel. I'm not seeing it to be honest. He's rarely played as a footballing Goal Keeper for us and failing to see some of the basics of stop the ball, smother the ball.

DDG Decline was well documented and his short comings were rightly highlighted but I am not seeing any major step improvements with this guy.

mikeyt · Sep 20, 2023

Teams have done their homework and know our midfield doesn't track runners. Easy Pickens.

Stig · Sep 20, 2023

Houdini said:
Our goalkeepers are cursed...

Spellchecker changed crap to cursed.

Pughnichi · Sep 20, 2023

Bruno again with a terrible decision. He’s an idiot.

T_Model101 · Sep 20, 2023

Dobba said:
That's where Onana has caught it from!

He hasn't managed to catch anything yet

astracrazy · Sep 20, 2023

RedOrange said:
Because the midfielders refuse to track runners.

The only thing to do is just track the fecking runners and none of them will fecking do it.

Casemiro and Erikson. I'm not even sure they can.

Fortitude · Sep 20, 2023

The Firestarter said:
You will be watching some if you don't change the channel

Real Madras · Sep 20, 2023

I miss De Gea. He’s still without a club. Bring him in and bench Onana.

2 man midfield · Sep 20, 2023

RedOrange said:
Because the midfielders refuse to track runners.

The only thing to do is just track the fecking runners and none of them will fecking do it.

Playing some midfielders would be a start. You ain’t getting that out of Bruno or Eriksen.

United Hobbit · Sep 20, 2023

Bar Garnacho we don't even have game changers on the bench because of our ridiculous injury list

Maybe Hannibal for some energy

Gycraig · Sep 20, 2023

RedOrange said:
Because the midfielders refuse to track runners.

The only thing to do is just track the fecking runners and none of them will fecking do it.

Honestly just play kids at this point if our midfield just can’t be bothered

pocco · Sep 20, 2023

mitchmouse said:
They have been way poorer than I imagined - no wonder City schooled them last year. And the crowd is very unintimidating

I honestly think Brighton's second string were better.

TsuWave · Sep 20, 2023

players come to United and lose all their powers like in Space Jam. crazy

Member 58925 · Sep 20, 2023

Manager will take the blame as if he’s instructing them to ignore cutback passes and miss sitters

evil_geko · Sep 20, 2023

rajds89 said:
So someone isn’t allowed to form an opinion on someone until what, 20 or so games? Or are they allowed to judge a player for what he done at his previous club as well?

Yes? Because common sense? Oh I forgot, lots of people on here are missing that. Never mind.

Chip · Sep 20, 2023

We are specialists in failure.

FerociousCorgis · Sep 20, 2023

The Hilton said:
It's infuriating watching our midfielders not following players, Gnabry was stood in the box for ages unmarked while Eriksen and Casemiro slowly jogged back.

they are too fecking old and slow. At this point just rock gore and hannibal and at least they prob can track the damn runners

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