Ayoba
Poster of Noncense.
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Lord help us!
We are easily one of the worst away teams in the top leagues, and that’s before all the injuries. Allianz Arena is one of the most intimidating places in all of Europe and tends to be a slaughterhouse in the Champions League. I don’t think Bayern have lost a game at home in that competition since 2019, but I'm too lazy to confirm it. And you can bet it’s going to be packed for this. I expect these players to first shit themselves and then get shit on by Bayern.
6:0. Conservative, since Bayern are not that good themselves.
Sancho knows them well, that could come in handy.
We must do better.Our defence will need the ressurection stone for this one.
If I was a betting man.... I mean Halaand has more goals than our whole team right nowKane could get a hat trick for the game.
Last time we visited here, Moyes was killing us.
A few months shy of a decade later, and with nearly a billion spent, let's see if we can manage to string more than 5 passes together in their third this time.
We're going to be absolutely swarmed in regards to a press. Is there one midfielder or attacker we have that you're confident in at shielding the ball under pressure from their press? There isn't one for me unless Amrabat plays.You know the answer. We cant string 5 passes at home to a midtable side, nevermind away to Bayern in the CL. Our players are chokers as well. We will be camped in our own half and hope for the best with Rashford and Bruno, as usual.
Progress, hope, youth, courage yadda yadda.
We're going to be absolutely swarmed in regards to a press. Is there one midfielder or attacker we have that you're confident in at shielding the ball under pressure from their press? There isn't one for me unless Amrabat plays.
When it was revealed ten Hag was joining, I was certain he'd bring in players of this ilk. I'm so disappointed with him bringing in the same old lightweight sludge.
Last time we visited here, Moyes was killing us.
A few months shy of a decade later, and with nearly a billion spent, let's see if we can manage to string more than 5 passes together in their third this time.
He only had de Jong for one full season though.De Jong bailed him out at Ajax.I wonder if he would be half as successful without him, he struck gold with him.
I’ll never forget those 60 seconds of euphoria when Evra scoredLast time we visited here, Moyes was killing us.
A few months shy of a decade later, and with nearly a billion spent, let's see if we can manage to string more than 5 passes together in their third this time.
He only had de Jong for one full season though.
Last time we visited here, Moyes was killing us.
A few months shy of a decade later, and with nearly a billion spent, let's see if we can manage to string more than 5 passes together in their third this time.
"Hope" is Onana right? Cause Bruno was playing central defence at the end today. As every game passes, his position goes farther back. Might as well play him as GK next game. What's the worst that can happen? We'll get dicked either way.-----------------------------------Hope
Blind optimism----Bruno Fernandes----Inshallah
-------------------Dumb luck--------Moments
Pipe dream----Top red----Positivity------Give yoof a chance
-----------------------------God help us
2-1 United.
And then go on to get dicked by some Spanish team in the Europa League. This is Man United's tradition.At least back then we were in the QF of the CL, nowadays we barely make it out of the group stages.
-----------------------------------Hope
Blind optimism----Bruno Fernandes----Inshallah
-------------------Dumb luck--------Moments
Pipe dream----Top red----Positivity------Give yoof a chance
-----------------------------God help us
2-1 United.
You underestimate the ways in which United can surprise you. Bruno was playing CDM and then CD at the end in todays match.Had to chuckle a bit at this one.
Think it will be a lot closer than you guys imagine.
Onana
AWB-Victor-Evans-Regu
McT-Eriksen
Pelistri-Bruno-Garnacho
Martial
Sir, have you seen our current position in the league?Reading this thread you'd think it wasDorHamburg visiting Munich.
If I were ETH I'll set strictly to play on the counter. Put bodies behind the ball and use the pace of Rashford and Hojlund. The way we've tried to play vs Tottenham, Arsenal, Brighton has gotten us beaten by multiple goals.
Onana
Awb Lindelof Martinez Reguilon
Scott Casemiro Eriksen
Bruno
Hojlund Rashford.
I doubt anyone out is fit enough to comeback in, so this is the best possible team. Forget about playing out from the back or a highline, a midblock-lowblock. Is the best option now. It will not be easy but if we try to play fancy and concede early, it will be a long night. With this type of set up our chances increases slightly.
I am posting in frustation and right now have the mindset that we will loose anyway so might as well rest Martinez, Case, Rashford and Rasmus. Blame it on the boogie and the booze.Why? Is Martinez injured? Or you get some sadistic satisfaction from watching us get spanked by more than 7 goals?
For short sighted people yes.The decisive one, the season everyone is referencing though.
Glenn Nyberg