Arsenal 3:0 Manchester United

hp88 · Oct 4, 2015

Ish said:
Memphis not much better, but at least he has an excuse

I don't think he does, they're all professional but Arsenal are making them all look like amateurs.

phonics_tid · Oct 4, 2015

I never use this terminology to describe performances but this is truly embarrassing today. We've made mistakes you wouldn't see a league 2 side make

Jazz · Oct 4, 2015

We'll be fine irrespective of this awful result.

SqueakyWeasel · Oct 4, 2015

Nickosaur said:
Might grab a beer to make this a little more bearable.

I can vouch for the fact that beer is making it worse!

2 Neville's · Oct 4, 2015

Comprehensively outplayed in all areas, nothing else you can say.

iAm20Legend · Oct 4, 2015

The Hungry Surgeon said:
Rooney needs to come off at half time.

I don't see that happening

Spoony · Oct 4, 2015

Moriarty said:
That's right United. Slow it down to a walk.

Plodchester United!

J-Stander · Oct 4, 2015

Genuinely the worst first half I've ever seen us play. Never said this in my life but they should be docked wages for that shite.

Cheesy · Oct 4, 2015

Member 5225 said:
Mata and Shweiny doing well
Roo and Memphis NOT!

I don't think any of our forward players have been doing overly well really.

Shady · Oct 4, 2015

This is fecking Arsenal we are playing against. Embarassing.

pauldyson1uk · Oct 4, 2015

I never expect subs before halftime, but I hope he makes changes for the second half.

minoo-utd · Oct 4, 2015

Un acceptable

Ole's_toe_poke · Oct 4, 2015

TBF singling out Rooney is a little unfair. I mean pretty much every single player has looked absolutely crap.

rednev · Oct 4, 2015

Our defense is looking as unsteady as I've ever seen it.

LARulz · Oct 4, 2015

This is why I made sure I enjoyed Chelsea's defeat yesterday and Arsenal's midweek. Will need to be a full media lockdown this week

milemuncher777 · Oct 4, 2015

Arsenal are passing with ease and we're running around like fecking donkey. Motherfeckers.

DJ Jeff · Oct 4, 2015

Memphis has been disgraceful. But Martials few touches in the match have been nice.

Cheesy · Oct 4, 2015

Ole's_toe_poke said:
TBF singling out Rooney is a little unfair. I mean pretty much every single player has looked absolutely crap.

Rooney's been playing this way consistently, though.

Organic Potatoes · Oct 4, 2015

What the feck is with all these long-balls? Felli isn't even on yet.

mu4c_20le · Oct 4, 2015

Wish people would stop saying embarrassed all the time. Arsenal are my least hated in the top 4, much rather get stomped by them and possibly prolong Wenger's job than thrashed by City or Pool.

LazyRed-Ninja · Oct 4, 2015

One goal and we might have a game in our hand..... this game is all about grinding.

The Hungry Surgeon · Oct 4, 2015

It is actually painful to watch how slow and ponderous our build up play is compared to theirs.

Drifter · Oct 4, 2015

Reckless Full Back said:
LVG will show the players his balls at half time and the come back will be on

Or he'll get arrested.

Needham · Oct 4, 2015

Shady said:
This is fecking Arsenal we are playing against. Embarassing.

But today they've showed they are a very good team when they hit the rails.

Someone · Oct 4, 2015

Any previous united team in this situation would hit arsenal on the counter because they throw men forward, but this team takes ages to build an attack and we're slow as feck upfront.

Roboc7 · Oct 4, 2015

Arsenal won't have an easier game all season, this is an absolute horror show and arsenal will get at least five. We don't even have much on the bench to make a difference and our tactics have been pathetic right from the kick off.

MajorTom · Oct 4, 2015

Got a feeling a bird has shit on my roof and it is going to seep through the tiles, through the cracks in the entrance to the loft and on my head as I walk past it.

sunama · Oct 4, 2015

MUFC attack: move ball forward slowly. then stop completely. then sideways. then backwards. let opponents set their defence up. then we lose the ball and are attacked on the counter.
Arsenal attack: move the ball forward fast. attack with 2 or 3 players only. don't stop moving. keep the ball moving forward at pace (no back passing) and then shoot.

Its crazy to think that we have Memphis and Martial in our team and we can't attack/counter at pace.

Anustart89 · Oct 4, 2015

feck off you twat, why not let play go on if you're not going to book him anyway?

Rednotdead · Oct 4, 2015

Ole's_toe_poke said:
TBF singling out Rooney is a little unfair. I mean pretty much every single player has looked absolutely crap.

Not really, Rooney has been rubbish all season - this is just a continuation.

buckooo1978 · Oct 4, 2015

Neville is spot on about our tactics.....

why hasn't Van Gaal instructed Schweinsteiger to play deeper

some of those players have been lazy bastards - I've yet to see Depay help Young out which is disgraceful

DomesticTadpole · Oct 4, 2015

Esquire said:
Just go ahead and give Jones, the Fro, and Valencia the second half. We can't do any worse. Rooney, Young and Darmian off. At least

Is he hurt?

He was injured before the Wolfsburg game.

DevilRed · Oct 4, 2015

Fergie had the perfect tactics against the gooners. Sit back, absorb pressure/frustrate them by giving them no space for at least 15/20 minutes in the first half and counter attack them. Also involved us playing more physical and putting in some strong challenges.

This was really naïve tactically from LVG.

BringNaniBack · Oct 4, 2015

Who do we even have on the bench? Get Depay and Rooney off.

Moriarty · Oct 4, 2015

Piss off Ramsey you cottage burning twat.

podurban2 · Oct 4, 2015

Can a loss be a win?

christinaa · Oct 4, 2015

Wrong midfield by LVG today - that's the whole trouble.

rpitchfo · Oct 4, 2015

i just want to give arsenal some credit before..they have been amazing

RRCE · Oct 4, 2015

A dismal display so far. The squad is too thin. The lack of rotation is haunting us. We have virtually no pace in the team. Too many players playing out of position. I expect us to be better in the second half, but when the game is effectively lost it makes little difference.

It's watching games like this where I long for Giggs to take over for Van Gaal. Do you honestly think Giggs would ever build a small squad with no pace and no genuine width? I don't. He must privately shake his head at some of the decisions which have been made. I have no doubt he's learning a lot from LVG, but if and when he takes over I hope he puts out a team reflective of the way he played the game.

Spoony · Oct 4, 2015

The Hungry Surgeon said:
It is actually painful to watch how slow and ponderous our build up play is compared to theirs.

Modern philosophy...from the early 90s.

sunama · Oct 4, 2015

MajorTom said:
Got a feeling a bird has shit on my roof and it is going to seep through the tiles, through the cracks in the entrance to the loft and on my head as I walk past it.

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