Dirty Schwein
Has a 'Best of Britney Spears' album
Ffs now we're gonna be treated by Matterface constantly trying to use alliteration and trying to create a classic sync line, which all flat.
There’s definitely something weird gone on. Otherwise it’s a completely bizarre decision.Strikes me as one of those council internal hires.
Loyalty hire from within, regardless of competence.
I suggest you seek help, all the bestI actually quite like Matterface. He's just not as good as Clive.
Quoted for truth.Better get used to it because the future is Matterface, Dixon, That lanky woman, Gobby Carney and the Diane Abbott of punditry Aluko
I miss the days of Bob Wilson, Big Ron and Brian Moore
Is it just me that finds this uncomfortable?Better get used to it because the future is Matterface, Dixon, That lanky woman, Gobby Carney and the Diane Abbott of punditry Aluko
I miss the days of Bob Wilson, Big Ron and Brian Moore
Combined with the Big Ron praise, I'll be generous and say "ill-judged".Is it just me that finds this uncomfortable?
Learnt from the original big man Townsend.Is Matterface the one that always describes overhit crosses as "too big"?
"That cross from Tripper was a bit too big". Who the hell calls a cross too big? "Too long", "too high", "too much on it", sure, but "too big"???
I'm sure the poster is referring to Diane Abbot being infamous for her numbers not working. With Aluko producing that classic quote about someone scoring nearly a goal a game when it was very obviously one every 2 games.Is it just me that finds this uncomfortable?
What box do Matterface and Dixon tick exactly?Madness getting rid of Tydesley and forcing us to endure tickbox replacements.
Actually yeah it might be Townsend I'm thinking of.Learnt from the original big man Townsend.
Needs to get "in and around ", and "that's better " in there too.
Didn't she actually say he's scored say 10 goals in 20 games, that's a goal a game. Like she actually said the goals scored and the games played rather than misremembering a stat.I'm sure the poster is referring to Diane Abbot being infamous for her numbers not working. With Aluko producing that classic quote about someone scoring nearly a goal a game when it was very obviously one every 2 games.
Ah yes, the notable tick box replacements of *checks notes* straight white men Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon. Give it a rest Barton.Madness getting rid of Tydesley and forcing us to endure tickbox replacements.
My god he's so fecking corny with his painfully delivered monologues trying to hit home the epic proportions of each boring football game. It's actually quite nauseating.Ffs now we're gonna be treated by Matterface constantly trying to use alliteration and trying to create a classic sync line, which all flat.
Pearce is intolerable. The way in which he fills in 'white space' (injuries et al) with anecdotes about his journalism career is nauseating.Anyway, Jonathan Pearce is still my favourite commentator working today. MATILDA !!
Peter Brackley is the GOAT though.
I'm quite clearly in the minority here, by myself in fact. I like his voiceI suggest you seek help, all the best
tbh, I wouldn't give tuppence for any of them, but he is particularly awful, of a bad bunch.
he called Marcel Desailly a “lazy n…..”. There isn’t any route back from thatIt was a silly comment but the support he received from black players he managed showed that time away for a while instead of being fired would have been a better choice
We were stuck with Townsend tactics truck after that
Agree, would be so weird to hear him on Sky games though.Sky should go for him, he's the best commentator in football.
You like his voice? You're making it even worseI'm quite clearly in the minority here, by myself in fact. I like his voice
If it gets rid of Peter Drury then yes please.Sky should go for him, he's the best commentator in football.
Ffs now we're gonna be treated by Matterface constantly trying to use alliteration and trying to create a classic sync line, which all flat.
They're all as bad as each other, matterface, Fletch from BT and the poet reincarnated, Drury.My god he's so fecking corny with his painfully delivered monologues trying to hit home the epic proportions of each boring football game. It's actually quite nauseating.
Madness getting rid of Tydesley and forcing us to endure tickbox replacements.
Yup, using the N word isn’t ‘silly’, it’s racist - plain and simple.he called Marcel Desailly a “lazy n…..”. There isn’t any route back from that
Irony? Sarcasm? I don’t get it….Matterface brilliant as usual, the only positive today
Spot on Mr. P
Unless the box they're ticking is "some dickhead who looks like an estate agent and drives a leased Audi A4" I'm not sure what you mean.
Every word he speaks is one that Lee Dixon isn'tIrony? Sarcasm? I don’t get it….
“cnuts”What box do Matterface and Dixon tick exactly?
Yep, was some silly stuff.Didn't she actually say he's scored say 10 goals in 20 games, that's a goal a game. Like she actually said the goals scored and the games played rather than misremembering a stat.
Yea too right, she should be in the kitchen ironing.Yep, was some silly stuff.
But I imagine tv is pressurised stuff, especially chatting footy, as you can probably do it in auto pilot most of the time and spot any old iron.
Fair enough!Every word he speaks is one that Lee Dixon isn't
"It's always darkest before the dawn"Matterface brilliant as usual, the only positive today
Unless the box they're ticking is "some dickhead who looks like an estate agent and drives a leased Audi A4" I'm not sure what you mean.