GlasgowCeltic
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English Jim Ross
Surely we could have got him if he went to Rangers TV. Thats probably a temporary gig right? It seems like a ‘doing a quick favour for a mate’ move
Paddy Crerand forever.
Paddy Crerand forever.
What was this about then?
Notice he has been relegated further and didn’t even have a slot for the quarter finals, behind Jon Champion and Sam Matterface.
I really do not understand this. Even at these finals it’s clear he’s their best commentator. Sam Matterface is really not that great at all. Everyone seems to agree but ITV are going even further the other way.
Poor treatment of one of the GOAT commentators or fair enough?
That line really pissed me off. Awful.“We needed Gary Lineker, we got Chris waddle.” Tit.
He'll be working Jamie Carragher on CBS's Champions League coverage next season.
ITV have a weird track record about pushing people that the public don’t really connect with. I remember everyone used to hate Adrian Chiles and now Sam Matterface getting beaten over the top for everyone.
I’ve said it before in that general commentator thread but he gives off the impression that hes trying way too hard to get that snappy memorable one-liner or soundbite that will go down in football pop culture like ‘They think it’s all over’ or ‘Remember the name’. I get this vision that he spends all day before the match writing down things that sound good on paper but don’t reel off in a live commentary, and then it’s a case of ‘How do I work this in? I have to get it out someway because I think it’s cool/clever’
And then you have Lee Dixon who has the demeanour like he was just dragged in from a family wake. I don’t know why colour commentators have to be this dour, irreverent, almost snarky demeanour. I blame Mark Lawrenson for it when he was doing it for BBC, because Danny Murphy has basically become a Lawro regen in terms of commentary. You can take or leave Ally McCoist but at least he seems excited and hyped up to watch the game.
ITV have a weird track record about pushing people that the public don’t really connect with. I remember everyone used to hate Adrian Chiles and now Sam Matterface getting beaten over the top for everyone.
I’ve said it before in that general commentator thread but he gives off the impression that hes trying way too hard to get that snappy memorable one-liner or soundbite that will go down in football pop culture like ‘They think it’s all over’ or ‘Remember the name’. I get this vision that he spends all day before the match writing down things that sound good on paper but don’t reel off in a live commentary, and then it’s a case of ‘How do I work this in? I have to get it out someway because I think it’s cool/clever’
And then you have Lee Dixon who has the demeanour like he was just dragged in from a family wake. I don’t know why colour commentators have to be this dour, irreverent, almost snarky demeanour. I blame Mark Lawrenson for it when he was doing it for BBC, because Danny Murphy has basically become a Lawro regen in terms of commentary. You can take or leave Ally McCoist but at least he seems excited and hyped up to watch the game.
Brian Moore for me. But Tyldesley too, yesHe has the most iconic voice in football for me
Or his classic "that shot was about as weak as a ....... glass of..... Orange squash which is 52 parts water, and half a part...... squash" but he said it in a really weird Alan Partridge styleThe hardon ITV have for Matterface is really bizarre. Not only does he have an irritating voice, he’s not very good at describing what’s actually going on, and is a bit of a knob to boot. “We needed Gary Lineker, we got Chris waddle.” Tit.
Last night “Messi made that pass v Holland through an area where you couldn’t even have got a phone signal!”Or his classic "that shot was about as weak as a ....... glass of..... Orange squash which is 52 parts water, and half a part...... squash" but he said it in a really weird Alan Partridge style