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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) give meaningless friendlies the attention they deserve before questioning the whole point in preseason tours. Then they turn their attention to our squad and expectations for the season ahead - are we weaker now then we were last season: and where are the signings?
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Its okay if you struggle to put pic on, pm @Damien for a tutorial. He helps me with pictures once a yearNo. Hero status will come in Summer. The muppet in me will make sure I get some good pics for the caf
Need to learn how to put the pictures on here before then
It isn’t me. I spoke to them. The lady dragged her son there to wait
She was a bigger muppet than you mate Guardiola is bitter.
It isn’t me. I spoke to them. The lady dragged her son there to wait
That one is a fake. It has clearly been photoshopped. Here's the real version:
Yeah I think I’ll have to. They’ve tried showing me a few times today. Just doesn’t seem to work!!Yes mate, that's exactly my point
I want to believe it is Sanchez
Don't spoil the fun, lets us prevail some muppetry, we have to wait til June after this
Not a chance. Rooney is a fat pisshead. Sanchez actually looks after himself, he'll last a good number of years yet.
Still can't quite believe we're signing him, without doubt the best attacking player we've signed since RVP
What a thread mate. It has everything - hope, humour, inappropriate humour, romance , numerology. Everything.
Half the caf will be at Carrington come June. We will all dress as muppets, make ourselves known
He'll make up for that during the second half of the season.
Yeah Gerrard’s
I'd rather put a cross bow through his, he's on a whole different level of despisition
Only thing missing is Weasteiality
Isnt he already covered having been at arsenal? He'd have had one for while he was there for a set period that won't have expired yet surely?
I think it's underwearI'm not sure
IMO it's not only we got Alexis but also we took him from under City's noses. That's what makes this signing more sweeter.
http://www.skysports.com/football/n...t-rvp-raid-for-alexis-sanchez-says-ryan-giggs
Giggs wanted us to sign Sanchez last summer!
Giggs wanted us to sign Sanchez last summer!
I think we'll get him.
Captain Underpants: Leader of the Muppets
That one is a fake. It has clearly been photoshopped. Here's the real version:
Brilliant
Pretty sure that we won that 2-0...
And not just that value, he's a player we'd have had no chance getting in a normal contracted scenario, as he was so key to Arsenal!
A marriage made in heav.... Redcafe.
I love Giggsy to death but has he been hit over the head with a 'hindsight hammer' ?
You need a new one when you change clubs. It's different than the normal work permits that someone coming to work here in a profession such as Nursing would need.
Not spoke to her since the year 2000. I suppose we are long overdue a catch upCall her and tell her congratulations on being a true muppet
This would be a pretty sight
I think he's going to wear the number 48
Lads, I think this is happening.
Everyone in masks. Like the start of some mad movieHalf the caf will be at Carrington come June. We will all dress as muppets, make ourselves known
What makes you think so?
Not spoke to her since the year 2000. I suppose we are long overdue a catch up
Join us at Carrington in Summer. She’s definitely a muppet that goes there for every transfer - Status