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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) give meaningless friendlies the attention they deserve before questioning the whole point in preseason tours. Then they turn their attention to our squad and expectations for the season ahead - are we weaker now then we were last season: and where are the signings?
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lol, are the Journos reading the forum or did they meet the caffers on site?
I'm doing my bit to pay for him
So when this next 48 hours come to an end?
it's called "journalism"
@VivaObertan is much younger than I thought
Haha I spoke to them. I don’t know who was more eager the mother or son. I actually think she’d dragged him there!! They were true muppets! They were venturing through the fields to try and find the entrance to the training ground.
Come summer myself and fellow muppets off here will be in the paper. Be like a social caf gathering at Carrington
Surely they won't wait until tomorrow to announce this if everyone knows he's been at Carrington all day? Whoever manages the clubs social media accounts must be itching to officially confirm the deal to the world. Woodward's done an amazing job to make this happen, still can't quite believe Alexis Sanchez will soon be our new number 7!
It’s not them?talk about being famous.
Go on, you're onto something
Finally, someone who gets it!
The reason for it is that one doubled makes the other and the other halved makes the former! Also, the 8 turned on its side is the infinity symbol. Which explains perfectly why these fecking transfer sagas take forever!!!!!
I'm doing my bit to pay for him
Dey say... he iz... a legend.
Is Ollie Holt the only media man making sense at the moment? Essentially saying yes the money's silly but what else is new? Great player, brought in six months earlier than was thought possible ahead of a host of rival clubs. Good deal, no two ways about it.
Agreed. 48It just feels like this thing will never end
Nah.
Not them Only checked the picture later of a lady and her son. That lad is too young to be Vivaobertan
Haha definitely not me and @VivaObertan. We weren’t lucky enough to get in the paper. We would have told them we are transfer muppets reporting for the caf
I'm doing my bit to pay for him
That's what we actually gave to Arsenal and Mkhi came as part of the deal. Some say he's a Legend.
Woodward’s hired him to fix the deal
Congratulations, you've given M.E.N their next article!
Yeah it's a mother and child. Is there something we've missed?
Got the lippy mixed up, too.
No. A woman named Tracey Leech and her son Oliver.
They will probably report that this proves Peps infinite genius.
It started with a miss...Pretty sure Ballbag will be involved in proofing.
How long before something is made of her surname in relation to Alexis’s wages?
So I assume Sanchez is dining at San Carlo's tonight.
Seemingly the place that new players go to celebrate joining United.
Seemingly the place that new players go to celebrate joining United.
This is why the MEN talks such rubbish, they use Redcafe as their primary source of information!
@VivaObertan @manc_lass13
Fair play to you two for braving the freezing cold weather just to keep the Cafe updated! You deserve a Manc Lover banner.
Has it been 48 hours?
Or the son's first name "Oliver" (can I have some more).
Am I being hopeful expecting an official announcement tonight?
I think they need to see each other for more than 10 seconds across a freezing road outside of Carrington for that mate.
I'm in a completely wrong line of work. Should have been a journalist.
Best part is I worked as one 2 years while in college.
Best part is I worked as one 2 years while in college.
Since last Thursday when Wenger said 48 hrs? Why yes it has
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