Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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Given the 8-13 elbows in the face and a few of thoose liquid-spitt-things he's got a wonderful attitude ;)

Never scored great amount of goals. A bit of catalyst player like Rooney, takes the team to a higher level when on form, but when he's not, he ain't got the working rate to justify that worldclass tag.
 
Jacob, why do I always find you talking about a player that do NOT play for out team? You're like a kid sitting there with a wishlist coming up with names. We can't have a forward that can go for months without scoring a goal and get a red card every now and then. The fact that you started the fantasy football thread just makes me think even more less of you. Please stop this madness and concentrate on our players. We've got Dong now. There's a YOUNG and NEW player for you. But the fact that he's already playing for us makes him uninteresting I suppose.
 
Successful said:
Jacob, why do I always find you talking about a player that do NOT play for out team? You're like a kid sitting there with a wishlist coming up with names. We can't have a forward that can go for months without scoring a goal and get a red card every now and then. The fact that you started the fantasy football thread just makes me think even more less of you. Please stop this madness and concentrate on our players. We've got Dong now. There's a YOUNG and NEW player for you. But the fact that he's already playing for us makes him uninteresting I suppose.
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What are you on about? Give me examples of this statement.
 
I am not going to start any investigation now. I am packing for a trip and I am accusing you. Prove yourself not guilty. You're charged for talking about other players, such as Ibrahimovic.
 
Successful said:
I am not going to start any investigation now. I am packing for a trip and I am accusing you. Prove yourself not guilty. You're charged for talking about other players, such as Ibrahimovic.
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feck off. It's my only suggestion for two years of membership. I had a quick look at threads created by you, there was already two of them. Steven Taylor and Huddlestone.. fecking hell. Accusing me when you are worse with less time on here.

Hope I made a fool out of you.
 
Jacob said:
feck off. It's my only suggestion for two years of membership. I had a quick look at threads created by you, there was already two of them. Steven Taylor and Huddlestone.. fecking hell. Accusing me when you are worse with less time on here.

Hope I made a fool out of you.
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I never said I wanted them to play for us.
 
Successful said:
Of course we're full of defenders I was just speculating about his future. He's like 20? and I think he's the main reason Newcastle is doing "better" now than the past months. I also wanted to see what other people think about him. Perhaps he'll be with us in 5 years
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Sound like a suggestion to me.
 
Jacob said:
Sound like a suggestion to me.
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NOT. I was not saying I WANT HIM TO PLAY FOR US. I SAID HE COULD END UP PLAYING FOR US. WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE FUTURE. LOOK IT*S feckING TORRES IT*S NANI TOTTI.. LOOK AT THIS FORMATION

Cassilias

Ramos Rio.Ferdinand Anton.Ferdinand

Gerrard (40m)
Nani Ronaldo Totti

Rooney (slightly behind)
here plays a new young faggot
 
Successful said:
NOT. I was not saying I WANT HIM TO PLAY FOR US. I SAID HE COULD END UP PLAYING FOR US. WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE FUTURE. LOOK IT*S feckING TORRES IT*S NANI TOTTI.. LOOK AT THIS FORMATION

Cassilias

Ramos Rio.Ferdinand Anton.Ferdinand

Gerrard (40m)
Nani Ronaldo Totti

Rooney (slightly behind)
here plays a new young faggot
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Erm, I've never done any of those sorry. You are trying too hard.

Btw, I don't have a single post in the "Fantasy Football" forum.
 
Is Jacob:

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Jacob said:
One of the best around.

Went to Ajax, won the league. Went to Juventus, "won" the league. Went to Inter, is winning the league.

Some might say his arrogance is in his way, but I think that makes him what he really is, an absolutely brilliant player. He's a striker, scores a fair amount of goals, even though many say it's to few he contributes with so much.

He's a winner and still young and lernin'.

If I had the opportunity to take any player in the world to my beloved United, it's him.
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The only other Cantona existing in world football. The perfect cnut of a striker. Having him would annoy the shit out of the oppostion and still win us countless trophies. I'm with you on this one Jacob:D
 
Jacob said:
Erm, I've never done any of those sorry. You are trying too hard.

Btw, I don't have a single post in the "Fantasy Football" forum.
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https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=132157&highlight=manager

DO YOU NOT CALL THIS FANTASY FOOTBALL? This is a shite thread in the football forum. I have no idea what it's doing there to begin with. Sick. Anyway I was drinking last night, but I was fully aware of what I was doing. Just got a bit too emotional and I maybe just picked you as a target and projected all my hate for threads like this on you. Hope you're man enough to handle it.
 
So which is it Jakob?
Are you:
1. the Swedish transfer muppet?
2. the Swedish FM muppet?
3. Tomas Brolin?
 
He's a big hissy fitting girl-man, fecking can't stand him. There was talk of him coming to United after Ruud left/Juve cheated (although we are linked with just about everyone really) - I am glad we didn't sign him really. Talented tosser in the Anelka mould......
 
Zlatan, Cassano, RvN, Baros, Totti, Di Canio, Signori, Vieri, Mihajlovic, the list can go on..

Great players but also big ego's with limited braincapacity. If you want to create problems and ruin a teams spirit, buy one of those maniacs.

I have followed Zlatan for 6-7 years. Still this ghetto gangster mentality
 
Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber said:
The only other Cantona existing in world football. The perfect cnut of a striker. Having him would annoy the shit out of the oppostion and still win us countless trophies. I'm with you on this one Jacob:D
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Brilliant, always knew you had the brains.
 
Oldham said:
So which is it Jakob?
Are you:
1. the Swedish transfer muppet?
2. the Swedish FM muppet?
3. Tomas Brolin?
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Transfer muppet? Erm, no! I'm barely active in that thread.
FM muppet? If that's what it's called, have not played for a while though. Time is money.
Tomas Brolin? Fat twat.
 
Jacob said:
Transfer muppet? Erm, no! I'm barely active in that thread.
FM muppet? If that's what it's called, have not played for a while though. Time is money.
Tomas Brolin? Fat twat.
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WTF?!?
Now I'm confused! What kind of muppet are you then?

And please don't try to tell me you're not a muppet, we all are...
 
Oldham said:
WTF?!?
Now I'm confused! What kind of muppet are you then?

And please don't try to tell me you're not a muppet, we all are...
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Your the muppet of muppetry.

Hope this helps.

Pennant > Ibrahimovic.
 
Jacob said:
Brilliant, always knew you had the brains.
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This comment about the adorable Red Chief, kind of proves you are a muppet...
Common admit it!
 
Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber said:
Oldham! Oldham!:nono: you are so steeped in muppetry you think everyone else is like you. It's a pity:p
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You know this is a compliment coming from you?
 
Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber said:
:lol: You are amazing really:lol: Kudos to you............
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Thank you!

oh wait this is an insult coming from you!

Well feck it. I like you too.
 
TODAY
Sampdoria 0 - 2 Inter
Zlatan with a goal and an assist.

feck you all! :)
 
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