Poor man's Michy Batshuayi.
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Lock the thread he's fecking ours!
Ha ha brilliant!
LVG
Fecking hell I didn't see him the first time
Mostly down to the Mourinho factor. I doubt he would've signed for a different manager at United.
Pogbinho isn't coming this year I don't think anyway
That's Zlatan's favourite song about himself, he said this song gives him goosebumps
Ha ha brilliant!
Fecking hell I didn't see him the first time
and Wenger tooHe will score 5 alone against that shower.
Great to see it announced even though there wasn't really any doubt. Should add an extra 20 Premier League goals which, when combined with Martial, Mkhitaryan and others, should be enough to win the league. Dare to Zlatan!
Not until its on the official site.
Roll on the 22nd July! Mou, Ibra, Miki maybe more... 
Nothing wrong with PNE
Has anyone dared yet? I contemplated, pondered even.
Finally it's done!
On to the next.
On to the next.
Can't help but think a very small part of Pep must be shitting it at the prospect of losing to us next season.
LvG signs Schweinsteiger
Jose signs Ibrahimovic
Something about signing old players with no pace. Probably looking for players who will guarantee loyalty to the Manager
Jose signs Ibrahimovic
Something about signing old players with no pace. Probably looking for players who will guarantee loyalty to the Manager
Not quite up there with the likes of Barca and Inter though.
Always had a feeling he would find his way to the PL before hanging up the boots. Never did I think it would be with us and with Mourinho at the helm. Whilst not getting ahead of myself and predicting miracles I am genuinely excited about the coming season.
How dare you!
Listen guys, Sky say he hasn't agreed terms. Calm down.
He fecked his leverage if he hasn't now he's announced it.
It's unbelievable how things can change in a few short weeks , after the misery of the last 3 seasons and watching united play the dullest football I have ever seen and being managed by a bloody dinosaur I honestly couldn't wait for the seaon to end .Now a few short weeks later I like most United fans am absolutely buzzing and can't wait for the season to start . With Pep across the road and the special one in charge , Manchester was always going to be the focal point for world football next season , but signing Zlayan lifts the profile even higher , a true superstar of the game a charismatic , Iconic signing it is a master stroke , the man is a born winner and leader he will drag the other players kicking and screaming to another level , imagine how Rasford will feel training alongside and playing in the same team as the great man .
I have 2 requests .
1) give him the captains armband because he will be the natural leader anyway
2) make him have ZLATAN not ibrahimovic on the back of his shirt ( come on how cool would that be ! )
He will have as big an impact as Eric , long live the king
I have 2 requests .
1) give him the captains armband because he will be the natural leader anyway
2) make him have ZLATAN not ibrahimovic on the back of his shirt ( come on how cool would that be ! )
He will have as big an impact as Eric , long live the king
Classic Zlatan. Announce it, supporters go mental, United forced to give him 5 year 400k/week deal. Classic.
No one announces Zlatan. Only Zlatan announces Zlatan.
Wonder would he have gone to Chelsea at Mou still been there?
"United would never allow a player to announce a transfer on social media".
Actual quote - "You think this is over, its far from over".
Good signing and I can not wait to see what he does when surrounded by pace at United. The quality of our squad is unfortunately less than PsG, but we still have some players who could benefit from having a target man like him upfront. Rooney is not one of those player ..I believe..... However, I learn that everything is not so easily predictable in football.
. However, I learn that everything is not so easily predictable in football.Zlatan is more than a player.
Credit to the RMC Journo Mohammed Bouhafsi for breaking this news way before anyone else.
Yes, it was told in Mourinho at Inter documentary. Jose said it after Thiago Motta red card.
Welcome to my playground puta! :P
Caralho!
Some people are just miserable for miseries sake.
This may go either way. But for today at least ,we can be happy.
Zlattack, Zlattack, ZlattackZlattackZlattack
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