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Oh yes.
Talking about stinking up the place, congrats on crossing 40k posts!
I don't think we can land Zlatan because he probably wants CL football. Oh wait....
This was as certain to happen as Mourinho. But feck me, it's still glorious news
Speaking of belief... about the only enemy of Pep we have left to sign to Jose's church of Pephate is his Mother-in-law.
Give me a B-I-T-T-E-R!
One house going on the market soon.
They wanted to buy said no.
Perfect
Wow. I feel starstruck.
Have to admit I still have have my doubts about whether he's going to deliver for us regularly on the pitch, but still... Zlatan f*cking Ibrahimovic
Have to admit I still have have my doubts about whether he's going to deliver for us regularly on the pitch, but still... Zlatan f*cking Ibrahimovic
Fantastic news. A world class striker, leader and winner
Cheers, its far more exciting than signing Zlatan
I reckon Sky have shit sources (about terms at least).
The one player out of all I always wanted to see play in the PL. Seems physically made for it but will be very interesting to see how he does. At the very least we ll have a bit of swagger back.
Get a hold of yourself man!
With Rashford in mind, I don't actually mind Zlatan' age. Don't want a striker who would block Rashford for years.
Watching him get in the face of Pep in the United-City games alone would be worth this signing. Hope he scores a winner in the derby. Welcome Zlatan.
This isn't happening guys, stop your muppet dreams.
yeah.
yeah.
He's a preening, attention-seeking twat, but then we already knew that. Also a good player. Looks like the right deal.
bar one season of RVP we haven't used any of them well
*Swoon*
What a day to be alive
What a day to be alive
as long as its a one year deal im happy
I'd imagine the club are in on it, tbf.
I now remember why I don't read the footy forums much anymore.
Time to gradually rip my cock off. Be right back.
I'd be surprised. We haven't allowed that with anyone before.
We could have had a lineup like this if all the stars were aligned.
---------------Ibrahimovic------
--Di Maria------Mata-------Martial---
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------------Pogba----Schweinsteiger--
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Shaw-------Smalling--Ramos----Coentrao
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------------------DDG------------------------
Just some fantasy... don't attack me!
---------------Ibrahimovic------
--Di Maria------Mata-------Martial---
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------------Pogba----Schweinsteiger--
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Shaw-------Smalling--Ramos----Coentrao
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------------------DDG------------------------
Just some fantasy... don't attack me!
Will he have his medical tomorrow? I think it would happen tomorrow.
Will be unveiled on Monday alongside Mourinho I think. A good way to respond to the dross of last season. 2 winners side by side bring the fear factor back to OT
Possibly he fails it because of his age. Zlatan's quite old now..Watch him fail the medical now
Fecking hell
Watch him fail the medical now
Zlatan doesn’t fail medicals, medicals fail Zlatan. Or something.
Finally
Cool. I think this will turn out to be the right decision both short and long term.
Well we are used to it with Rooney.
Well we are used to it with Rooney.
Zlatan doesn't need permission.
This isn't soviet russia.
So who is now our second best player?
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