You're Ten Hag - what do you do?

I'd create an account on RedCafe to read and learn the basics of football.

Retire soon after that, probably.
 
If I’m ETH. I make tough choices and bold decisions and go with Garnacho over Rashford. Altay over Onana to keep him out the firing line. Play Amrabat in midfield instead of Casemiro. Play a CB at FB for now. See how that works. He needs to make people know their position in the team isn’t guaranteed.