Best signing post Fergie? 
Wout Weghorst
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Wout is your problem weghorstchoker?
Flight trackers go
Tell me why
Be-Cause Ronaldo have to say
"We need a better Ja-cu-zay"
Tell me why
Long ball is now the way to play
I want it Wouts way
Be-Cause Ronaldo have to say
"We need a better Ja-cu-zay"
Tell me why
Long ball is now the way to play
I want it Wouts way
He's wading through the Med Godzilla style.
shut up Weghorstchoker.
A lot of Woutaboutism in this thread
More reporting it.
Confident now of my prediction he will be in the stands like Casemiro against scousers. Yes I know Felix arrived only on Tuesday and could play tonight for Chelsea but no chance Wout will be rushed into team.
Woutmazing news!
I'll see myself wout
I'll see myself wout
Tears in my eyes mate.
Hopefully he'll be available to face Palace midweek
Why it was a walkover, you could say it was a Wout!
Who let the dogs out?
Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout!
Haha, lame..
Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout!
Haha, lame..
I give these song attempts 2 wout of 10
Hopefully on bench for City game as I feel we may be behind and chasing the game.
(To Shout - Lulu)
You know you make me wanna Wout!
Woo! Wout!
Woo! Wout!
Woo! Wout!
Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout Wout Wout…..
Aaaannnd he’s scorrrrriiinnnggg aaaaaaaaaalllllllll niiiiiiiiiigggggghhhht.
Nice and simple
You know you make me wanna Wout!
Woo! Wout!
Woo! Wout!
Woo! Wout!
Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout Wout Wout…..
Aaaannnd he’s scorrrrriiinnnggg aaaaaaaaaalllllllll niiiiiiiiiigggggghhhht.
Nice and simple
He might be available for the derby if we register in time. Needs to be registered before midday today though
Mad that I would rather have Weghorst in the team than Ronaldo. Imagine saying this a year ago.
He cant be any worse than Martial. Have him on the bench and it may pressure Martial to do more and if not sub him on 2nd half.
Yeah Erik will want him to have a few training sessions rather than just the one even if we do register him in time for Saturday which Whitwell thinks could happen
I like this because with it being a loan you'd imagine he will be desperate to make it permanent so hopefully plays out of his skin.
Cocks Wout?
Here we go!
SPOILER ALERT - She has just featured in an ITV show about singing,such a recognisable voice though
To be fair, currently you could fill in the blank of "I would rather have _____ in the team than Ronaldo" with many a weird and wonderful name.
"I would rather have Jean-Philippe Mateta in the team than Ronaldo"
That's pure Woutaboutism.
Wout, Wout,
Let it all out!
United are the one he dreams about
Cmon!
Let it all out!
United are the one he dreams about
Cmon!
He will surely score the winner vs City. Written in the stars.
or he will score an own goal and we will lose
or he will score an own goal and we will lose
You'd have been laughed at. I know things can change quickly in your later 30's but I didn't expect Ronaldo's decline to be so sudden and so steep. Still scored a good amount of goals last season and while he probably didn't help the team I still think he was United's best player overall. This season he was probably the worst. In fifa terms he probably went from an 89 to a 73 over the Summer
Wout up!
Who let the Wout out?
Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout,
repeat ad nauseum.
Wout, Wout, Wout, Wout,
repeat ad nauseum.
Friday midday registry should be possible no?
He's United and Weghorst is his name.
He's better than Ronaldo and he just scored again
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la
He's better than Ronaldo and he just scored again
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la
Doubt he'll start at the weekend but it would be nice to see someone else other than Martial do something up top.
What tune?
WW7
If he does sign today, he'll probably be at training tomorrow so should be on the bench for Saturday.
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