The Russo brothe…..
Basic Instinct - Feminist thriller on how the feck of the century for men might actually be pretty mid for women.
Robocop - “I'd buy that for a dollar!” American Jesus/Ronald Reagan dystopia. So ahead of its time we are living in the nightmare world it predicted.
Total Recall - Elon Musk Mars satire and the best 3 boobs in cinema history.
Show Girls - The true American dream/barbie masterpiece. A Big Mac burger dropped kicked into a giant puddle of lube, cum and glitter.
Starship Troopers - Greatest anti war film of all time. 21st century fascism will be done by daytime tv actors.
Benedetta - Radical and universal Christianity is two beautiful french lesbians.
God tier director.
Final scene - Day after the 2024 election
A enormously red faced Starmer(Played by Shaun William)sits at his desk in Downing Street. Starmer is alone and the room is empty except for the British flags which surround his body.
Starmer
(Inner monologue)
What have I become? The son of tool maker Everyone I know goes away. In the end
Rachel Revees(Played by Oliver Colman)enters the room and selects one of the many flags available. She begins to rub it against Starmer crotch. Ode to joy(Clockwork Orange version )starts to play over the scene.
Rachel Revees
(Whispering into Starmer right ear)
There is no money left. There is no money left.
Govern from the centre. Govern from the centre.
Ode to joy is now at full blast about to reach the climax and so is Starmer.
Rachel Revees
(Breathing heavily)
We will have to…
Have to…..
To…..
Suddenly the music stops. There is silence. Revees thrusts the flag into Starmer genitals.
Rachel Revees
(Letting out a moan)
Cut disability benefits.
Starmer finishes into his trousers. The camera zooms onto his face. His smiles and a single tear falls from his left eye. The screen goes black and human screams of agony play over the credits.
Budget will be around £100 million to £200 million as it’s going to be 6 hours long and filmed completely in Imax. Plus the giant alien Thatcher scenes will all be practical effects and not cgi.