Who is the most handsome Manchester United player ever?

From the United players I've seen, it's clearly David Beckham.
 
Historically it's quite straightforward, Best and Becks hands down. In recent years I'd say Blind and Fosu-Mensah. Both players have the sweetest of smiles and could easily become models if they wanted to.

I'd also like to make the point that Ronaldo and Pogba aren't handsome. What they do have is plenty of height and self-confidence, which are the next best things to have if you're not handsome.

Yep this is spot on. Best and Becks by far. And I agree that Ronaldo is not handsome at all. He’s tall and has a great physique, but he’s greasy looking, and has no lips.
 
I don't think Ronaldo is very handsome either. He has some appeal but he isn't handsome in my opinion. I'd say Beckham and Blind. Alan Smith became quite handsome too. Age did well for him.
 
I briefly questioned my sexuality when this dreamboat played for United

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Daley Blind. I’d even push back. With a Rhythm. No Homo.
 
Becks for sure, he’s arguably got better looking as he’s got older too.

It’s just not fair

Mata is extremely photogenic but in the flesh he is short to the point of looking hobbit esque.
 
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Blind :drool:

Vidic & Matic look quite good in a suit too. Then there's Berba :drool:

Carrick looks good with a beard too
 
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Mollie Green because otherwise thread would be sexist and discriminating!
 
If we didn’t let him go, I think certain Peter Beardsley would have held that title
 
Has to be Beckham. Even now, he's better looking than all of our current players.
 
Beck is not my type but he's very handsome.

My type: Darmain without a beard, I have a soft for Mediterranean guys.

RVP is pretty hot, I jerked off him once when watching at his bulge on pitches. I'm not joking, I was horny.

Weird flex, but okay..
 
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Hottest would be Greenwood. I got instant boner when she scored against Cameroon.
 
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No women in this thread thank you very much.
 
I would consider turning for Becks, he's ageing very well and is always dressed impeccably.
 
Becks.

My wife doesn’t find him attractive. I’m a straight man, and I can tell that he just objectively is.

Mental.
 
You know people can't take on lack of matches anymore when you see us discussing such things. :D
I literally laughed out loud when I saw the title of this thread. Without a doubt, of course it has to be David Beckham. Probably the most handsome footballer in the world hands down!