Which is the official muppet transfer thread for this summer?

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All of them!
Muppet bingo, once a week! You could change them weekly and see how often we get a line...
 
Depends on a few circumstances. Player availability, flirting from the player and agent, longing out the saga until the wire. Initially seems to be Pogba potentially. Don't think it will be Bale as the Bale camp and Madrid camp are insistent he's staying. Possibly Ronaldo?
 
The Ramos thread appears to be the clear early leader in this year's muppet thread. Don't see anyone overhauling it.
 
I would've gone mental in the Memphis Depay thread untill he signed, too bad he did it so soon.

My new muppet is Ramos because if he comes it's great and if he doesn't he's a cnut anyways :rolleyes:
 
Yup, without a shadow so far it's obviously Sergio Ramos' Spanish soap opera sponsored by AS and Marca but mind you it's just a 3rd of July, plenty of new possibilities on the horizon with war chest ready to deploy. Schweini close in 2nd place while his German majesty still can't decide his future it makes space for further theories and story lines to add.

If Ramos just a smoke screen to Otamendi than I think we have a hands down winner but United many times proved to make crucial deals in August so we should be ready for further sagas during the tour and after.
 
I would've gone mental in the Memphis Depay thread untill he signed, too bad he did it so soon.

My new muppet is Ramos because if he comes it's great and if he doesn't he's a cnut anyways :rolleyes:
:lol:

Literally hard to read you sometimes.
 
Nope. Not a long enough saga.

Ramos or Schneiderlin so far...

Definitely Ramos for me. Its got all the Its ON, its OFF moments. Schneiderlin feels like the one we are all expecting to happen any time soon.
 
There isn't gonna be one. The essence of muppetry is that it is unrequited. Woody keeps closing the damn deals before they can become sagas.

Ramos would be one, except who really wants him so much that they'd rather have him and lose De Gea than get another season of David goodness and someone like Otamendi instead? No sane man.
 
With Valdes sacked and Lorez broken wristed, De Gea has to stay. So Ramos v unlikely to come. That muppet is DOA
 
It looks like Pedro has beaten Ramos as the muppet thread of the year as things stand. Schneiderlin had more traffic but I don't think that counts as he actually signed.
 
Neymar is just woodie trolling us.
 
The whole muppet phenomena has evolved into something way more complex and twisted this summer.

It sued to be a simple case of settling in for a long summer drooling over Vidal or Thiago, but it's all just been so scattergun this year we've not really been able to maintain focus on one realistic target.