Westminster Politics

250 miles and didn't stop? Him, his wife and kid must have some bladders on them.

Also if you need to drive to check your eyesight then don't frigging drive never mind with your family and driving 45mins each way from Durham to that Castle.

Baring in mind his kid couldn’t make it back from the castle without needing a piss.
 
I think Cummings will survive this, in the sense that he will keep his job.

But I think it's the end of the road for him too. The idea that he was a political savant was always based on uncertain foundations. He was an arsehole, a 'nonconformist' and a man who was tolerated as long as you could believe his own proclamations about how smart he was. The abrasiveness, the outsider status, and the divisiveness were part of a personal brand that only works if people believe you that you're a step ahead.

All of that has been massively exposed over the past few days, he's been exposed as a spoofer who's making it up as he goes along, who's a prick because he's a prick not because he's special and who has no more of the answers than anyone else.

He only works if he's in the shadows avoiding scrutiny, he'll spend the rest of his days in Downing Street as an increasingly isolated joke figure and be ousted for the next rising star bullshit artist when the Tories think it's safe to do so.
 
I know its been said before, but all those poor people who didn't have any symptoms at all but still missed the last days of a parent's life because they were following the rules .... a time you can never get back and a memory you'll have for the rest of your life.
 
Why are they trying to make the cnut apologise? Pick apart his bs story which has so many holes.
 
How can he not remember if he stopped. I have the shittest memory going and even I can remember stopping for petrol etc.
 
Suddenly world leaders have discovered that, actually, public and media pressure doesn't mean shit. Scary times.
They've probably known that for a long time, they just seem to be testing how far they can push it in countries where people assume having a democracy stops this sort of crap.
 
Like, rightly or wrongly I might be able to understand why he went to Durham.
But this whole castle visit. Like what the feck? If I wanted to test if I could drive, I would go for a drive and come back home. Not get the family in and go to any particular location. That’s the bit that makes no logical sense and the bit that should really be stamped on.
 
This is bollocks, this is on Prince Andrew level of bullshit. The media aren't going to let this go and neither will the public.

The people who voted Tory at the last election won't give a solitary shit. Negligible impact after 2 days and the next news cycle starts, in my opinion.

Moderate Tory MPs are likely the only ones who matter and it will impact (because they will be ashamed by the new way things are run)
 
I still can't figure out why he's done this. I can't fathom which bit he thought would get him out of this.
 
Wonder if the parents who had to stay away from their 13 year old's deathbed and funeral fall into what Cummings deems "exceptional circumstances"? Would be nice to get a list from him of who exactly doesn't have to listen to the rules, just so everyone is clear.
 
Stopped watching not long after he mentioned the testing eyesight part. He's mocking us.
 
Like, rightly or wrongly I might be able to understand why he went to Durham.
But this whole castle visit. Like what the feck? If I wanted to test if I could drive, I would go for a drive and come back home. Not get the family in and go to any particular location.
Thats where i am. I can see why he done what he did without agreeing with it.

But the castle thing was bollocks
 
Does resigning really matter here, they'll just bring him back before next election. Priti Patel had to resign in disgrace not so long ago but she's back now with even more significant role.
 
"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
 
I know its been said before, but all those poor people who didn't have any symptoms at all but still missed the last days of a parent's life because they were following the rules .... a time you can never get back and a memory you'll have for the rest of your life.
I feel this has to be reiterated instantly for people who are out there backing Cummings.
Peston and Laura K were a complete waste of time.
Makes me wonder what other journo's think of these two.
 
Johnson will be doing his Bruce Forsyth "didn't he do well" impression at the later press conference.
 
ITV News should have made Piers Morgan their Political Editor for the day. Would have done a better job than Peston.

Piers Morgan who was the editor of a newspaper that printed on the front page that British troops were torturing Iraq prisoners, when in fact the pictures were taken inside a TA Centre.
 
Stopped watching not long after he mentioned the testing eyesight part. He's mocking us.

Yeah he knows that he will get away with it. The mouthbreather Boris fans will either;

a) believe him or go into cognitive dissonance trying to defend him
b) love that he is sticking the finger up to the media

If they pay attention at all.

Its the new playbook in the English speaking world...
 
Why won't they ask him why he put his wife and kids in the car if he was worried about his vision?
 

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